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Danger Man (425)‼️ ⚽️ ⚓️

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Danger Man (425)‼️ ⚽️ ⚓️ @squid-bait.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Watching the Revs/Orlando game. Sounders play the Revs this weekend. Brian needs to be patient and wait for New England to commit players forward and hit them on the break with Morris. Dotson and Roldan will need to be hyper disciplined in the pivot.
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Danger Man (425)‼️ ⚽️ ⚓️ @squid-bait.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sounder @ Hate
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Danger Man (425)‼️ ⚽️ ⚓️ @squid-bait.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sounders CAM
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Danger Man (425)‼️ ⚽️ ⚓️ @squid-bait.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Just look at the rave foundation 52 fields. Theres close to a million people in Snohomish county. There’s exactly 1 rave foundation field in Snohomish county. It’s located in an affluent bedroom community. Smells a lot like sports washing.
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Danger Man (425)‼️ ⚽️ ⚓️ @squid-bait.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sounders absolutely need to bring on somebody able to advance the ball through the middle. Put Rusnak wide right in an acre with of space and let him serve the ball. He’s just awful in as a CAM.
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Danger Man (425)‼️ ⚽️ ⚓️ @squid-bait.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Morris to the left. Rusnak to I right pocket with KKR on it he overlap. Snyder to the 10. Let’s Go Sounders!
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Danger Man (425)‼️ ⚽️ ⚓️ @squid-bait.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Danger Man (425)‼️ ⚽️ ⚓️ @squid-bait.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Art school jokes are cool.
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Danger Man (425)‼️ ⚽️ ⚓️ @squid-bait.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Sorry Sounders, but I’m gonna go play magic the gathering The Hobbit with my son. Good night thank you for driving me to be a good father.
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Danger Man (425)‼️ ⚽️ ⚓️ @squid-bait.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Btw, fuck the LA homer AppleTv announcer. He’s a total buzz kill LA ass licker.
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Danger Man (425)‼️ ⚽️ ⚓️ @squid-bait.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Sounders Stuart Hawkins looks like a generational talent. Now they just need ten more players.
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Danger Man (425)‼️ ⚽️ ⚓️ @squid-bait.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Hey, New England Patriots fans, if you don’t like the score, just wait a minute, it’ll change.
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Danger Man (425)‼️ ⚽️ ⚓️ @squid-bait.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Jobe!!!!!!!
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Danger Man (425)‼️ ⚽️ ⚓️ @squid-bait.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Seb Gomez needs to make the pass. The dude standing next to him makes 20x as much money to put the ball in the back of the net. Where was the new Sounders winger tonight?
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Danger Man (425)‼️ ⚽️ ⚓️ @squid-bait.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Let Kingston take the free kicks. He’s money.
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Tom Bogert @tombogert.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
🇺🇸 Sources: Seattle Sounders to acquire American attacker Caden Clark, as @elrolonw.bsky.social first reported. D.C. gets a 2nd round 2028 SuperDraft pick + add-ons Clark, 23, joined D.C. last summer but heads to Seattle. Featured for CF Montréal and Minnesota since returning from Europe.
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Danger Man (425)‼️ ⚽️ ⚓️ @squid-bait.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Needed a little speed. Got some with a bit of experience. Welcome Caden!!!!
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Danger Man (425)‼️ ⚽️ ⚓️ @squid-bait.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This is a periodic reminder to folks that black people are people and they are kind, beautiful and intelligent just like every other human being. ❤️🌍
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Danger Man (425)‼️ ⚽️ ⚓️ @squid-bait.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Sounders should absolutely make a play for Sam Sarver from FC Dallas. His contract expires this year. He’s got that Rothrock energy. Schmetzer’s would love him.
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Danger Man (425)‼️ ⚽️ ⚓️ @squid-bait.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Albert “pocket winger” Rusnak
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Danger Man (425)‼️ ⚽️ ⚓️ @squid-bait.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Here’s a possible business case for moving: The field is next to the training grounds. Half a million people live on I-405. Sounders make 100% profit on every ticket. Free parking. Closer to Starfire. The venue can become a revenue center hosting non-soccer events. It would still be sad though.
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Danger Man (425)‼️ ⚽️ ⚓️ @squid-bait.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The Mariners have Jimothy and the Sounders have a rat. It’s fitting.
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Danger Man (425)‼️ ⚽️ ⚓️ @squid-bait.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I guess it’s Nouhou, with Tino Lopez playing LCB.
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Danger Man (425)‼️ ⚽️ ⚓️ @squid-bait.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Nouhou can slide over, but who plays left wing back?
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Danger Man (425)‼️ ⚽️ ⚓️ @squid-bait.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I feel like Rothrock could be a pest up top next to a target striker. I present to you the Sounders 5-3-2 lineup:
Sounders 5-3-2 lineup
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Danger Man (425)‼️ ⚽️ ⚓️ @squid-bait.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I refuse to shame shame an attractive woman in her 30’s for sleeping with an older man. No I am not.
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Danger Man (425)‼️ ⚽️ ⚓️ @squid-bait.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Fine, bring up Bronnik.
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Danger Man (425)‼️ ⚽️ ⚓️ @squid-bait.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
It was more like a recumbent bike.
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Danger Man (425)‼️ ⚽️ ⚓️ @squid-bait.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Why isn’t Stuart Hawkins starting for the Sounder??? Prove you can win with the AARP squad or else let the kids play.
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Danger Man (425)‼️ ⚽️ ⚓️ @squid-bait.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
My desired lineup versus Austin:
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Danger Man (425)‼️ ⚽️ ⚓️ @squid-bait.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Plus you can be always resell a winger.
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Danger Man (425)‼️ ⚽️ ⚓️ @squid-bait.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
With the Jesus injury and the lack of chance creation this year, Sounders have to bring in a winger, right?
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Danger Man (425)‼️ ⚽️ ⚓️ @squid-bait.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
This is a private equity success story.
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Danger Man (425)‼️ ⚽️ ⚓️ @squid-bait.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Sounders are basically a semi-pro club now. It feels like the team is being run by a private equity firm. There’s certainly no reason to pay to watch them play.
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Danger Man (425)‼️ ⚽️ ⚓️ @squid-bait.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Kim Kee Hee congrats on your retirement! You’ll be a Sounder forever.
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Danger Man (425)‼️ ⚽️ ⚓️ @squid-bait.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Sub out Mosse and Rusnak NOW with anybody on the Sounders that gives a shit.
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Danger Man (425)‼️ ⚽️ ⚓️ @squid-bait.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
My Sounders Vs Chivas starting 11: Frei KKR-Tino-Stew-Nouhou Brunell-Kingston Gomez-Jesus-Rothrock Osaze
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Danger Man (425)‼️ ⚽️ ⚓️ @squid-bait.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
What happens in the penumbra, stays in the penumbra. #eclipse
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Danger Man (425)‼️ ⚽️ ⚓️ @squid-bait.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I feel bad for Hong (and DSA) but it’s instructive for democrats who need to focus on economic policies and language and not put forward candidates that are perceived as SJW’s.
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Danger Man (425)‼️ ⚽️ ⚓️ @squid-bait.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
PDLV has King’s blood.
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Danger Man (425)‼️ ⚽️ ⚓️ @squid-bait.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Pedro, vaya con dios! Sounder for life 💚 #ebfg
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Danger Man (425)‼️ ⚽️ ⚓️ @squid-bait.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
By law, you must play it while riding a unicycle.
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Danger Man (425)‼️ ⚽️ ⚓️ @squid-bait.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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Danger Man (425)‼️ ⚽️ ⚓️ @squid-bait.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Keys from the different decades of your life, an exacto knife and, controversially, a nose flute.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Ahhh, Oregon
yahoo.com
Salem Brought a Guillotine To Oppose New Data Center. Company Reps Left, Feeling “Unsafe”.
Salem's city council voted unanimously to pursue a data center moratorium after residents - and a guillotine - pushed back on a $5.1 billion AI facility.
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Danger Man (425)‼️ ⚽️ ⚓️ @squid-bait.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Sounders are a locally sourced, artisanal soccer club.
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Danger Man (425)‼️ ⚽️ ⚓️ @squid-bait.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Chin up, Sounders. Use league’s cup to get the young guns some minutes and heal up a little. #EBFG
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Danger Man (425)‼️ ⚽️ ⚓️ @squid-bait.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Put De Rosario in with a legit dime.
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Danger Man (425)‼️ ⚽️ ⚓️ @squid-bait.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Sounders Paul Arriola looks a lot like Zelensky.
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Danger Man (425)‼️ ⚽️ ⚓️ @squid-bait.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
El-Sayed!!!!!
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