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Danger Man (425)‼️ ⚽️ ⚓️ @squid-bait.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Just look at the rave foundation 52 fields. Theres close to a million people in Snohomish county. There’s exactly 1 rave foundation field in Snohomish county. It’s located in an affluent bedroom community. Smells a lot like sports washing.

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Danger Man (425)‼️ ⚽️ ⚓️ @squid-bait.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Sounders absolutely need to bring on somebody able to advance the ball through the middle. Put Rusnak wide right in an acre with of space and let him serve the ball. He’s just awful in as a CAM.

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Danger Man (425)‼️ ⚽️ ⚓️ @squid-bait.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Morris to the left. Rusnak to I right pocket with KKR on it he overlap. Snyder to the 10. Let’s Go Sounders!

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Danger Man (425)‼️ ⚽️ ⚓️ @squid-bait.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Sorry Sounders, but I’m gonna go play magic the gathering The Hobbit with my son. Good night thank you for driving me to be a good father.

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Danger Man (425)‼️ ⚽️ ⚓️ @squid-bait.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Btw, fuck the LA homer AppleTv announcer. He’s a total buzz kill LA ass licker.

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Danger Man (425)‼️ ⚽️ ⚓️ @squid-bait.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Sounders Stuart Hawkins looks like a generational talent. Now they just need ten more players.

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Danger Man (425)‼️ ⚽️ ⚓️ @squid-bait.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Hey, New England Patriots fans, if you don’t like the score, just wait a minute, it’ll change.

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Danger Man (425)‼️ ⚽️ ⚓️ @squid-bait.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Seb Gomez needs to make the pass. The dude standing next to him makes 20x as much money to put the ball in the back of the net. Where was the new Sounders winger tonight?

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Tom Bogert @tombogert.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

🇺🇸 Sources: Seattle Sounders to acquire American attacker Caden Clark, as @elrolonw.bsky.social first reported. D.C. gets a 2nd round 2028 SuperDraft pick + add-ons Clark, 23, joined D.C. last summer but heads to Seattle. Featured for CF Montréal and Minnesota since returning from Europe.

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Danger Man (425)‼️ ⚽️ ⚓️ @squid-bait.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

This is a periodic reminder to folks that black people are people and they are kind, beautiful and intelligent just like every other human being. ❤️🌍

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Danger Man (425)‼️ ⚽️ ⚓️ @squid-bait.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Sounders should absolutely make a play for Sam Sarver from FC Dallas. His contract expires this year. He’s got that Rothrock energy. Schmetzer’s would love him.

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Danger Man (425)‼️ ⚽️ ⚓️ @squid-bait.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

The Mariners have Jimothy and the Sounders have a rat. It’s fitting.

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Danger Man (425)‼️ ⚽️ ⚓️ @squid-bait.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I feel like Rothrock could be a pest up top next to a target striker. I present to you the Sounders 5-3-2 lineup:

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Danger Man (425)‼️ ⚽️ ⚓️ @squid-bait.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I refuse to shame shame an attractive woman in her 30’s for sleeping with an older man. No I am not.

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Danger Man (425)‼️ ⚽️ ⚓️ @squid-bait.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Why isn’t Stuart Hawkins starting for the Sounder??? Prove you can win with the AARP squad or else let the kids play.

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Danger Man (425)‼️ ⚽️ ⚓️ @squid-bait.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

With the Jesus injury and the lack of chance creation this year, Sounders have to bring in a winger, right?

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Danger Man (425)‼️ ⚽️ ⚓️ @squid-bait.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Sounders are basically a semi-pro club now. It feels like the team is being run by a private equity firm. There’s certainly no reason to pay to watch them play.

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Danger Man (425)‼️ ⚽️ ⚓️ @squid-bait.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Kim Kee Hee congrats on your retirement! You’ll be a Sounder forever.

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Danger Man (425)‼️ ⚽️ ⚓️ @squid-bait.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Sub out Mosse and Rusnak NOW with anybody on the Sounders that gives a shit.

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Danger Man (425)‼️ ⚽️ ⚓️ @squid-bait.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

My Sounders Vs Chivas starting 11: Frei KKR-Tino-Stew-Nouhou Brunell-Kingston Gomez-Jesus-Rothrock Osaze

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Danger Man (425)‼️ ⚽️ ⚓️ @squid-bait.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

What happens in the penumbra, stays in the penumbra. #eclipse

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Danger Man (425)‼️ ⚽️ ⚓️ @squid-bait.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I feel bad for Hong (and DSA) but it’s instructive for democrats who need to focus on economic policies and language and not put forward candidates that are perceived as SJW’s.

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Danger Man (425)‼️ ⚽️ ⚓️ @squid-bait.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Chin up, Sounders. Use league’s cup to get the young guns some minutes and heal up a little. #EBFG

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Danger Man (425)‼️ ⚽️ ⚓️ @squid-bait.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Sounders Paul Arriola looks a lot like Zelensky.

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Danger Man (425)‼️ ⚽️ ⚓️ @squid-bait.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

I had an awesome time at the Sounders away match in Portland last night with my Dad and eldest son. It reaffirmed our inter generational love of soccer and hatred of the Timbers.

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Danger Man (425)‼️ ⚽️ ⚓️ @squid-bait.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Let’s pack providence park tomorrow night for our boys. Let’s go Sounders!

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Danger Man (425)‼️ ⚽️ ⚓️ @squid-bait.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Trnsfrmrkt shows a value of $3.5 million for Tengstedt. MLS usually pays a bit extra. Let’s say 4 mil, divided by 3.5 is $1.15 mil / year against the cap. That means he’ll need to accept wages around $650k to be a max TAM player. Otherwise, Sounders need to make him a DP next year.

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Danger Man (425)‼️ ⚽️ ⚓️ @squid-bait.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

How can we encourage e-bike adoption and safety while simultaneously getting rid of obnoxious e-bike riders?

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Danger Man (425)‼️ ⚽️ ⚓️ @squid-bait.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Sounders should sign Carrasquilla from Pumas. 27 y/o Panamanian international. Proven MLS performer. Non-DP this year. DP next. Competitive fire.🔥

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Danger Man (425)‼️ ⚽️ ⚓️ @squid-bait.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Finally, Sounders push Rusnak back and have moved Ferreira central. Fucking finally.

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Danger Man (425)‼️ ⚽️ ⚓️ @squid-bait.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Sounders Portland rewatch: Everyone talking shit about the pivots needs to put a cork in it. Dotson and Brunell looked great in possession up until the first goal. Then Schmetzer switched to bypassing the midfield entirely.

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Danger Man (425)‼️ ⚽️ ⚓️ @squid-bait.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Sounders need to do damage control. Tank this cycle until 2027. Play the kids.

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Danger Man (425)‼️ ⚽️ ⚓️ @squid-bait.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Rusnak back passes were very accurate tonight.

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Danger Man (425)‼️ ⚽️ ⚓️ @squid-bait.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Not a penalty for the sounders. It was a pity call.

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Danger Man (425)‼️ ⚽️ ⚓️ @squid-bait.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Sounders should sell all of their depth pieces for peanuts and buy benches in Renton. Nevermind… check☑️

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Danger Man (425)‼️ ⚽️ ⚓️ @squid-bait.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

My friends cooked us a traditional lamb and potato Croatian Peka at the Mukilteo beach park. It has put me in a really good mood after the disappointment of England losing to Arg.

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Danger Man (425)‼️ ⚽️ ⚓️ @squid-bait.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Next time somebody accuses a Democrat of being a communist, start showing them receipts and pay stubs. Is this the communism or are you just a professional bullshit artist?

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Danger Man (425)‼️ ⚽️ ⚓️ @squid-bait.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Watching Harry Kane is like watching a giant ship of the line unleash a broadside on an enemy vessel.

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