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Squeevel Knievel

@squeezo.bsky.social
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Web developer. Truthseeker. Middle Aged Raver. Bicycle Rider. Biological Speculation, sittin’ here vibratin’. ORD > SEA > PDX I don’t post very often. Horror, Sci-Fi, Fantasy Dub, Reggae, Funk, Jazz, Electronic music. Snark.

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Squeevel Knievel @squeezo.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Massive credit to Backrooms for changing the way I see every dingy office hallway
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Squeevel Knievel @squeezo.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Take note. This is who Marco Rubio is. This is the position he has taken. When the hammer of justice swings back, remember this moment and the things that these nazis are saying
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Squeevel Knievel @squeezo.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Somewhere out there is a dev trying to figure out how to not flush the bodily fluids.
A sign from a public bathroom reads: please do not flush anything except toilet paper
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Squeevel Knievel @squeezo.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
The DoorDash chat interface that lets you talk to the delivery people translates languages. Enshittification of food delivery notwithstanding, this is a cool feature.
A conversation between me and the DoorDash delivery person. They spoke in Spanish and the app translated to English.
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Squeevel Knievel @squeezo.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
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Squeevel Knievel @squeezo.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Me too, floor mat under a urinal, me too.
A floor mat in the men’s room looks like it is wearing a stressed out facial expression.
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Squeevel Knievel @squeezo.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
A brindle mutt pup sleeps on a couch, with his stomach exposed and front paws in funny positions
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Squeevel Knievel @squeezo.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Just straight up propaganda. CBS news is lost and carrying water for the fascists.
A tweet from CNS News lies: The ICE agent who fatally shot Renee Good on Jan. 7 in Minneapolis, Johnathan Ross, suffered internal bleeding to the torso following the incident, according to two US officials briefed on his medical condition.
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Squeevel Knievel @squeezo.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Lizzie’s still waiting for me to sit down and make beats.
A plastic skeleton sits in front of a midi keyboard with one hand on the keys and the other in the air.
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Squeevel Knievel @squeezo.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or Alice In Chains
Album art for Loveless by My Bloody Valentine. 1991.
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Squeevel Knievel @squeezo.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Gizmodo over here just kicking me in the nuts
“Plex, a famous way for dads to show off their (okay, our) movie and TV hoarding acumen just got incrementally less useful for certain charts.
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Squeevel Knievel @squeezo.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
New selfie
A picture of a toy Sasquatch sitting in a little bus with license plate that reads: squatch
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Squeevel Knievel @squeezo.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Slow cooker season is upon us. Posole with shredded chicken
A bowl of pozole with avocado, tortilla chips and lime on the side
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Squeevel Knievel @squeezo.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Ozempic Thanksgiving dinner.
Album cover for Succotash, by Herbie Hancock and Willie Bobo. A single bean and one kernel of corn sit on a plate.’
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Squeevel Knievel @squeezo.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Rest In Peace, Jimmy Cliff. And thank you.
A young Jimmy Cliff in red gold and green sweater and wearing a yellow skull cap. He is smiling brightly and looks very happy.
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Squeevel Knievel @squeezo.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
I wonder if @cheriepriest.com knows this particular beer exists. Pirate imagery notwithstanding
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Squeevel Knievel @squeezo.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Despite giving 2 or more large handfuls to every trick or treater who came to my door last night, this bowlful remains. Time to put Ozempic through some real tests.
A large bowl of Halloween candy
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Squeevel Knievel @squeezo.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
#5
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Squeevel Knievel @squeezo.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
#4
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Squeevel Knievel @squeezo.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
3 out of 5 jack-o-lanterns from this year’s Halloween.
A jack-o-lantern with silly blockish teethA jack-o-lantern with a smile that looks Jack Skellington and another one with Xs for eyes and stitched up mouth
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Squeevel Knievel @squeezo.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
I thought I came across this once before
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Squeevel Knievel @squeezo.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
War torn Portland
Children play baseball in a Portland park
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Squeevel Knievel @squeezo.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
A brindle dog relaxes in the grass as he stares at the camera
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Squeevel Knievel @squeezo.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Crab I caught on the OR coast, cherry tomatoes from my neighbor’s garden, fresh basil from my friends’ garden. Linguini and Parmesan from the grocery store. So happy with how it turned out.
Crab linguini with cherry tomatoes and fresh basil
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Squeevel Knievel @squeezo.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Dungeness Facehugger
A plate of cooked Dungeness crab
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Squeevel Knievel @squeezo.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Only got 1 overnight, but 2 more pots are soaking right now.
A person holds up a Dungeness crab.
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Squeevel Knievel @squeezo.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Jeff Goldblum as Ian Malcolm in Jurassic Park quote “your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could… they didn’t stop to think if they should”
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Squeevel Knievel @squeezo.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
No one among them or their myriad handlers put a stop to this photo op. Senior Dem leadership is not qualified to mount any meaningful resistance to the fash.
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Squeevel Knievel @squeezo.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Seems like we’re condemned to repeat history even when we lived it.
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Squeevel Knievel @squeezo.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Please excuse the blatantly partisan overtones of this post but I want you to know I marched with a llama today
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Squeevel Knievel @squeezo.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
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Squeevel Knievel @squeezo.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
My photoshop skills aren’t these best but I have fun when I see a good tree like that.
A photo of a tree in a forest that has been manipulated to look like it has eyes a nose and a mouth
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Squeevel Knievel @squeezo.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Now Watching: Drag Me To Hell
Poster for the movie Drag Me To Hell
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Squeevel Knievel @squeezo.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
A young JD Vance rides his tricycle
A scene from the movie The Omen, where Damien is riding his tricycle.
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Squeevel Knievel @squeezo.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Late night coffee roasting out front of the bottle shop.
A small black machine sitting on a table roasts coffee beans in front of a bottle shop/bar
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Squeevel Knievel @squeezo.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
A Silver skull shaped eyeglass holder with a pair of yellow lens heart shaped glasses
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Squeevel Knievel @squeezo.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Now listening: Steel Pulse. Tribute to the Martyrs. 1979
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Squeevel Knievel @squeezo.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Don’t worry everyone, Democratic leadership is working hard to mount a resistance
Democrats elected officials, with Pelosi and Schumer up front, wearing Kente vestments and kneeling, in what can only be described as a tone deaf and empty gesture.
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Squeevel Knievel @squeezo.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Looks very similar to my front “lawn”
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Squeevel Knievel @squeezo.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
A bit of comic relief I couldn’t help myself.
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Squeevel Knievel @squeezo.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Humanist Vampire Seeking Consenting Suicidal Person was really sweet and fun.
Movie Poster for the film Humanist Vampire Seeking Consenting Suicidal Person
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Squeevel Knievel @squeezo.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Movie poster for the film Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives
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Squeevel Knievel @squeezo.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Shoulder deep in Night Gallery.
A man wearing a multi-colored vestment puts on a pork pie hat
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Squeevel Knievel @squeezo.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Tonight’s rewatch
Movie Poster for The Fog (1980). Creepy figures obscured by fog stare menacingly in the distance
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Squeevel Knievel @squeezo.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
A long hair cat that looks like Wilford Brimley stares at the camera with the word  “Diabeetus” displayed at the bottom.
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Squeevel Knievel @squeezo.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
I’m calling BS here
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Squeevel Knievel @squeezo.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Here’s where I grew up, more or less.
A photo of Chicago at night from an airplane that is flying over Navy Pier, looking north and west
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Squeevel Knievel @squeezo.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
I grew up more or less where the red circle is
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Squeevel Knievel @squeezo.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
My tree toppers arrived. I guess I have to commit to the bit and get a tree now
The Abominable Snowman from the Rudolph stop motion show sits atop a stainless steel star
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Squeevel Knievel @squeezo.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
A leopard leaps through the air at a man. The leopard appears to be going for the man’s face.
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