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Soft as they come. Mama's most sensitive baby boy. Don't be mean--I will cry and jerk off, likely simultaneously. Chronic dabbler, perpetually mediocre. Music, words, games, books, movies, temporary obsessions. Check out my blog: squatplaysgames.com

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squat @squatplaysgames.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It's mid-Septembrr, so why the fuck is it still 100°?
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squat @squatplaysgames.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Armored Core 6 is so fucking good. Probably the easiest of FromSoft's games, but still a nice, balanced challenge. Need to get an AC model kit now.
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squat @squatplaysgames.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
My hard drive must feel so good after I finally finished and deleted FF7 Rebirth.
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squat @squatplaysgames.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Armored Core 6 is sick, but I wish it was more like Fromsoft's other games so that I understand how to play it lol. Had the same problem with Sekiro at first. Balteus is kicking my ass. Had him down to a sliver 5 tries ago and haven't been able to do as well since.
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squat @squatplaysgames.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Forget Triss and Yen--I'm team Shani.
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squat @squatplaysgames.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
So I pulled the trigger and upgraded my RTX 2070 @1080p to an RX 9070xt @1440p. Expensive, but god damn am I satisfied with my purchase. Now if only I can get a 32gb RAM kit for a reasonable price, I'll be set for at least several years.
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squat @squatplaysgames.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Of course they would announce The Witcher 3 Remastered 90 hours into my playthrough.
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squat @squatplaysgames.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I'm a little hair cut boy
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squat @squatplaysgames.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
My anxiety over being late for appointments sometimes bites me in the ass and forces me to wait way longer than I needed to.
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squat @squatplaysgames.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Been avoiding coffee lately, as it doesn't seem to agree with the Lexapro, but I decided to have a cup this morning and oh man did I have the most unpleasant shit about an hour later, whew lad.
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squat @squatplaysgames.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Severe storms predicted this evening, which means I can't play Witcher 3 after work today and I'M NOT HAPPY!!! Oh well, guess I'll continue with The Sopranos instead.
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squat @squatplaysgames.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Every morning I wake with a song stuck in my head. There's no rhyme or reason to it, it just is, and it becomes my morning mantra whether I like the song or not. Today it's "Complicated" by Avril Labvigne. Help me, I'm losing my mind.
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squat @squatplaysgames.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
It must feel so good to be a PC getting the dust blown out of you--like taking that first glorious shit after being constipated for months.
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squat @squatplaysgames.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Ok fine, I wont call off work today.
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squat @squatplaysgames.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
My new rap name: Lex tha Pro
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squat @squatplaysgames.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Should probably get around to developing a concrete sense of self someday, huh.
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squat @squatplaysgames.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Took out a payday loan just to afford a burger and fries from Five Guys.
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squat @squatplaysgames.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Watched Creepy last night, and I am sad to say that it was the first Kiyoshi Kurosawa film to disappoint me. It contained his usual masterful use of slow-burn suspense, but there were just too many plot holes for my liking, and I'm not normally one to nitpick plots. Not exactly a bad movie though.
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squat @squatplaysgames.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
At this point the only reason I want to finish Final Fantasy VII: Rebirth is so I can remove that 160GB from my hard drive.
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squat @squatplaysgames.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
This has been my lunch nearly every day for the past few weeks, and I don't think I will ever financially recover.
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squat @squatplaysgames.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Grad school is such a commitment, but upward mobility within my career field is pretty limited without that piece of paper. I dunno what to do, man.
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squat @squatplaysgames.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Gonna try to spend my long weekend doing something besides watching astrogoboblin videos non-stop, I promise.
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squat @squatplaysgames.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
80% of my energy is dedicated to managing my mental health. The rest is hungry and tired.
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squat @squatplaysgames.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Dreamed that I went back to work at Panera and Morgan from The Walking Dead was my manager. I couldn't for all the leftover soup on a single cart and he was such a dick about it.
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squat @squatplaysgames.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Another of my favorite Bob Dylan tunes, "Farewell." Dunno why, but I always gravitate to his song about leaving, endings, farewells.
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squat @squatplaysgames.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Japanese shoegaze/dream-pop with feminine vocals just does something to me, man. Extra points for having a nonsensical band name. youtu.be/4P32SJdqyxY?...
youtu.be
Loop to you
YouTube video by Blume popo - Topic
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squat @squatplaysgames.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
My rendition of "Big Iron" by Marty Robbins. Probably the cover that has excited me the most the past few years. 1/2
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squat @squatplaysgames.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
The barest hint of rain, and under the desk he goes lol
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squat @squatplaysgames.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Drew Gooden's band is actually so good. Definitely right up my alley. www.youtube.com/@Arythmiamusic
youtube.com
Arythmia
An instrumental band from Orlando, FL.
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squat @squatplaysgames.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
If I found a little lamp and gave it a little rub and a genie popped out, my very first wish would be to make cigarettes healthy.
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squat @squatplaysgames.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Wish I could do this to people at my work.
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squat @squatplaysgames.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Can't wait to get paid early tomorrow so I can spend my extra day off recklessly spending money on things I don't need and can't afford.
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squat @squatplaysgames.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
The house I live in doesn't have grounded outlets outside of the kitchen, and it is so windy right now and there is severe weather predicted AND I NEED TO GET HOME TO UNPLUG MY PC!!!!!! I absolutely do not like to live dangerously
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squat @squatplaysgames.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I've been working on getting the blog back up and running; it's no longer just an empty placeholder. It got fucked up somehow and I couldn't figure out what was causing the issue, so I deleted everything. Should have all the old posts back up in the next few days, with new ones soon to come.
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squat @squatplaysgames.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Chie's scoliosis has been corrected
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squat @squatplaysgames.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Graphics are temporary; art style is forever.
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squat @squatplaysgames.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Building a jazzy little loop thingy that I wrote. Please don't ask me how many tries it took to get this even close to right, at least while the camera was rolling, because I don't want to fucking talk about it. I really like it, though, and I hope this video does it at least as bit of justice.
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squat @squatplaysgames.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I see certain posts and am like, "that's so attention-seeking," but then I realize that I am also here seeking attention; that's pretty much the entire point of social media. So, shit, seek away. Never stop seeking.
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squat @squatplaysgames.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I hate when I make a grammatical error in a comment but don't want to be annoying but adding a second comment to correct it. So, do I be dumb or annoying? I don't usually have to choose between the two.
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squat @squatplaysgames.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Occam's Razor? Man, I knew Willy Occam, and that dude never shaved.
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squat @squatplaysgames.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
We live in a world in which we're expected to care about every issue, be enraged at every injustice, bleed ourselves dry over the infinite number of things we can't control. You don't have to live that way. Pick your battles carefully, conserve your energy, and let others worry about the rest.
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squat @squatplaysgames.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Update: I FOUND THE MANUAL!!!!! It was in a box in my mom's basement.
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squat @squatplaysgames.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
My roommate and I are in a silent war over this mug. Each day: a race to snatch it from whence it rests. Each day: a battle for its perfectly cylindrical shape, its supple and time-worn body. He wins most battles, yet I refuse to lose the war. It is my mug. I will never relinquish The Mug.
The Mug. A yellow, tall, cylindrical mug sitting atop a stone coaster, which sits atop a desk. It is my mug, not his.
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squat @squatplaysgames.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Don't fuckin judge me, this shit is The Health.
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squat @squatplaysgames.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
What's the etiquette for reposting my own old videos? I dunno, but I'm gonna do it anyway.
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squat @squatplaysgames.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Metal Kirby bookmark One of the upsides to working at a public library is getting to keep the cool bookmarks I find in the returns (once they've spent the requisite amount of time in the lost and found, of course). I don't even like Kirby, but this is cool as shit.
A hand holding a Kirby bookmark made of metal. The background is a computer desk with a keyboard and tv remote on top
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squat @squatplaysgames.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Dreamed that I lived with Youtuber Drew Gooden and his wife, Amanda. They had this toilet on wheels that they kept in their living room, which would flush into a trap door in the floor. They wanted me to try their new rollerblades, but I had to pee so I used the toilet. Peed all over it. 1/3
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squat @squatplaysgames.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Arrow, please release a standard edition of this without all the fluff for a more reasonable price. Please, Arrow. I'll give you a reacharound, my left nut (the lower one), my first-born child, whatever you want.
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squat @squatplaysgames.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
It pisses me off so much when I'm at the thrift store and find a blu ray+DVD combo of a movie I'm interested, then open it to find ONLY THE DVD IN THE CASE.
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squat @squatplaysgames.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
My Stellar Blade cosplay is just a wad of paper towels.
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