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Funniest Sassiest Squatch Daddy @squatchdaddy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hey y'all, I'm starting a project where I narrate pages from the Backrooms wiki. Only audio for now but wanting to do YouTube videos in the style of Volgunn eventually! Here's the link to listen to Level 0 - "Threshold" :) just about 17 minutes 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ audio.com/backrooms-as...
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Funniest Sassiest Squatch Daddy @squatchdaddy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Love taking the sluttly lil dead leaf panties off a healthy plant
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Funniest Sassiest Squatch Daddy @squatchdaddy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
ONLY A NOVICE WOULD GO INTO BATTLE WITH AN EXHAUSTED POKEMON, IGNORE THAT I LITERALLY INTERRUPTED YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF CATCHING A WEEDLE, AMATEUR ROOKIE NOVICE DUMB STUPID STUPID IDIOT:
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Funniest Sassiest Squatch Daddy @squatchdaddy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
If you asked me if I'd be beefing with connor, the head of threads, I would have laughed and I'm actually still laughing that it's actually true
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Funniest Sassiest Squatch Daddy @squatchdaddy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Woooood mornin
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 09/09/2026
when you post for yourself all your posts are good
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Funniest Sassiest Squatch Daddy @squatchdaddy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
In Charlie kirk's memory, give someone life changing neck today 🖤
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Baileyillustration @baileyillustration.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Gimme All Your Lovin'.
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Funniest Sassiest Squatch Daddy @squatchdaddy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Where are the loser chud shitposters at, come to me my people
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Funniest Sassiest Squatch Daddy @squatchdaddy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
All animals are babies, idc about your phobia or opinion
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Guess how much the minimum wage would be today if it kept up with worker productivity over the years?
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Funniest Sassiest Squatch Daddy @squatchdaddy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Didn't know about this butt, see peach post peach ✨️✨️✨️
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Funniest Sassiest Squatch Daddy @squatchdaddy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
"Ahahaha I saw you across the bar, why aren't we kissing rn 🥴🥴🥴"
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Funniest Sassiest Squatch Daddy @squatchdaddy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
What about bugs and bugs being freeky
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Funniest Sassiest Squatch Daddy @squatchdaddy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Bare ass? More like bear ass
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Funniest Sassiest Squatch Daddy @squatchdaddy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Penises are flesh cannons
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Dolly Parton sings Great Balls of Fire ☄️
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Xstellaire @xstellairesworld.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
sorry 2 scare u but CUHI is coming out September 3 #musicsky #spotify #itunes
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Kerosene ✨ @viktoriaakills.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
rent & kid’s birthday in the next couple months, please send help (money)
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ISS Piss Tracker @iss-piss-tracker.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The piss tank on the ISS is now 64% full.
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Funniest Sassiest Squatch Daddy @squatchdaddy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I always forget I gotta come over here and interact but then I lose energy and then I forget again and then I remember and then and and
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Funniest Sassiest Squatch Daddy @squatchdaddy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Challenge: wannabe conservative grifters not pivoting when presented with facts and research Level: you know what's really a challenge? THE LEFT‼️‼️‼️
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Funniest Sassiest Squatch Daddy @squatchdaddy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Running back to bluesky and convincing myself I'll be here more often
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Funniest Sassiest Squatch Daddy @squatchdaddy.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
There's a sub whimpering in front of you begging to get pounded Hi, I'm Johnathan Cumminurass, and where would YOU goon
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Funniest Sassiest Squatch Daddy @squatchdaddy.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
It's Wednesday now because I wanted to whimper
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Funniest Sassiest Squatch Daddy @squatchdaddy.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Diablo 4 Diablo 4 di arbol for meeeeee
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Funniest Sassiest Squatch Daddy @squatchdaddy.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Group chats on bluesky feel like they're going to be chaotic
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Funniest Sassiest Squatch Daddy @squatchdaddy.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Boop boop boop
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Funniest Sassiest Squatch Daddy @squatchdaddy.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I come on here, post 3-10 things, and then I leave
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Funniest Sassiest Squatch Daddy @squatchdaddy.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
((NSFW MDNI21+)) A whimper for your wednesday?
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Funniest Sassiest Squatch Daddy @squatchdaddy.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Bush so big my dick looks like a big clit
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Funniest Sassiest Squatch Daddy @squatchdaddy.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
A whimper for your Wednesday?
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Funniest Sassiest Squatch Daddy @squatchdaddy.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Faucets are so relatable, I get leaky sometimes too
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dogpuke💜 @dogpuke2.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
cum right on me, i mean camaraderie
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Funniest Sassiest Squatch Daddy @squatchdaddy.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I like being on here cuz I don't feel like I have to put a warning for wanting to fuck until their knees buckle so doggy becomes collapsed prone bone
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Funniest Sassiest Squatch Daddy @squatchdaddy.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Pound on it till I'm sore and I ask "could we take a lil break 🥺", just to choke me so I'm reminded. You're going to use me until you're done, not when I'm done. Until i feel you squeeze on me, moaning with every twitch I feel from the inside.
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Funniest Sassiest Squatch Daddy @squatchdaddy.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Oh no, don't make me keep my clothes on while you tease until I literally can't take it anymore, bind your hands with my shirt, and just unbutton my pants because taking them off will waste seconds i could be inside already
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Funniest Sassiest Squatch Daddy @squatchdaddy.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I love fiddling my fingers with each other while they're inside, it always gets such a reaction. Whether they shudder and ask what the hell I'm doing, or simply close their mouth and hum in satisfaction that I know what I'm doing. I always evil laugh that such a simple act can cause complete melting
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Funniest Sassiest Squatch Daddy @squatchdaddy.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I don't leave cuz I get too horny, I leave cuz I gotta do something or sleep, GET IT RIGHT
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Funniest Sassiest Squatch Daddy @squatchdaddy.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I love stroking my dick with pussy. Lil lube factory on demand that only gets better and better
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cheese mouse @cheesemouse.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
repost
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Funniest Sassiest Squatch Daddy @squatchdaddy.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
So are you gonna let me put my tongue in you like you're a pudding cup or do you wanna argue about how you're not sweet like that so I'll just switch to saying putting my tongue in you like a water bottle?
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Funniest Sassiest Squatch Daddy @squatchdaddy.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Definitely got inspired with the time I have to be horny on bluesky today by @sinslinger.bsky.social
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Funniest Sassiest Squatch Daddy @squatchdaddy.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
We get together, we go over everything again to make sure we both are being safe and sane. Using the stoplight system, I'll leave around 10-11 when she gets tired with a key to the door, and we'll wait until she falls asleep. Rather, she'll fall asleep, while I get changed and ready in the car.
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. h a к u ツ 🔞 @hakusu.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
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Funniest Sassiest Squatch Daddy @squatchdaddy.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Laying on your stomach so you can keep reading while I eat you from behind
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Funniest Sassiest Squatch Daddy @squatchdaddy.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Energy
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Funniest Sassiest Squatch Daddy @squatchdaddy.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
♡𖠞♡𖠞♡𖠞♡𖠞♡𖠞♡𖠞♡𖠞♡𖠞♡ ♡𖠞♡𝓟𝓾𝓯𝓯 𝓟𝓾𝓯𝓯 𝓟𝓪𝓼𝓼♡𖠞♡ ♡𖠞♡𖠞♡𖠞♡𖠞♡𖠞♡𖠞♡𖠞♡𖠞♡
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