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Dylan

@squaresloth.bsky.social
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Surprisingly not actually a sloth. Sports, music and video games. Habitual live tweeter of the Sixers.

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Dylan @squaresloth.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Don't think I've ever seen that many significant strikes in a single round before 😂 insane #UFC317
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Dylan @squaresloth.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Joshua Van is so accurate he's landing shots he isn't even throwing. #UFC317
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Dylan @squaresloth.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
It's always better to be at the bottom of a ladder you do want to climb rather than halfway up one you don't.
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Dylan @squaresloth.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Hate Carlton so it's kind of funny, but this umpiring is outrageous. #AFLSwansBlues
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Dylan @squaresloth.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
I fkn love that man
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Dylan @squaresloth.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
This fight being on the main card of a PPV is an utter disgrace. #UFC315
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Dylan @squaresloth.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Pacers and Knicks about to start scoring on themselves trying to get down for the comeback.
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Dylan @squaresloth.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
This might be the greatest NBA playoffs ever.
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Dylan @squaresloth.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Every damn one of those players that voted Halliburton overrated need to write a personal apology letter to the man.
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Dylan @squaresloth.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Then got a call down the other end. Big swing.
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Dylan @squaresloth.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Best human in basketball.
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Dylan @squaresloth.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
That and Sixers v Knicks last season are all time great first round series.
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Dylan @squaresloth.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Draymond Green getting away with fouling the shit out of everyone and then cries he doesn't get his way 😂
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Dylan @squaresloth.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
McCain getting a vote is crazy 😂 I love him but he played 15 odd games.
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Dylan @squaresloth.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Should've been Furkan Korkmaz
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Dylan @squaresloth.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Houston need to bring out Jack McVeigh for this final possession, that man has never missed a game winner in his life 😂
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Dylan @squaresloth.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
This Clippers / Nuggets series is absolute cinema. Got me screaming at the TV every shot and I don't even care who wins.
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Dylan @squaresloth.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Bobby Hill with 3 effective disposals for the game, 1 tackle, kicks his first goal and Matt Hill goes with "HE'S BEEN BRILLIANT TONIGHT!!!". Really? #AFLLionsPies
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Dylan @squaresloth.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
No it's not. It's in the side. If it was in the back he wouldn't even go the direction of the post.
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Dylan @squaresloth.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
You can literally see his position is in the side right here? Like he's literally on his arm.
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Dylan @squaresloth.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
From who? Maynard has shat himself twice already.
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Dylan @squaresloth.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Didn't realise you had made the jump to Bluesky. Huge for the footy community here.
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Dylan @squaresloth.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
That's a flat out incorrect 50. Daicos faked a handball, you're allowed to move after that. They changed that last year #AFLLionsPies
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Dylan @squaresloth.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Masterclass 5-0? Even Volks own family would give him round 4 lol. He was a track star.
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Dylan @squaresloth.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Lmfaoooo that was satisfying #UFC314
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Dylan @squaresloth.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
The UFC is an utter fucking embarrassment with this Trump shit. Give this orange idiot a walk out hey the same people complain "keep politics out of sports" #UFC314
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Dylan @squaresloth.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Gold Coast being the best team to watch in the AFL feels wrong, but they're so good #AFLNorthSuns
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Dylan @squaresloth.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Adelaide fans fast becoming annoying af. Booing absolutely everything like prime Eagles #AFLCrowsCats
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Dylan @squaresloth.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Those last two Houston possessions were diabolical. What the hell was that 😭
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Dylan @squaresloth.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Clint wants to have a flex on a property in Tasmania. Bro a car bay in Sydney costs more than your crib in Tassie 😭 #MAFSAU
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Dylan @squaresloth.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Rankine was cuffed, Tilthorpe was not a free at all.
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Dylan @squaresloth.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Just stand still Russ
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Dylan @squaresloth.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Man what was Westbrook doing 😂😂😭😭😭
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Dylan @squaresloth.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Andrew McGrath got beaten on the wing and didn't put work in. Prior spoilt to himself and fucked it up. Ben McKay got embarassed twice. Same as last week but hey, no omissions #AFLDonsPower
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Dylan @squaresloth.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Absolutely insane not a single mention or criticism of Jamie going on a date. After she walked in and laughed about it the experts said nothing, then criticised Adrian for "making light of it" 😂 then 5 hours of Carina and Paul. Insanity #MAFSAU
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Dylan @squaresloth.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
People think the editing is just what they say. The edit between Jamie clearly breaking trust and justifying it by saying she's "nosey" and "wants to know everything" in comparison to last night's "curious". The whimsical music vs hard tone. Jamie gets a golden edit for a rotten person #MAFSAU
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Dylan @squaresloth.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Carina stood there looking that hot, not letting herself get spoken over the top of and just demolishing Paul. She dropped this 👑 #MAFSAU
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Dylan @squaresloth.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Essendon are every bit as bad as West Coast and North Melbourne in years gone. Difference is North seem to have good kids, Essendon is a place young players go to die. Rapidly regressing #AFLDonsCrows
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Dylan @squaresloth.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Doubling down. Genuinely don't think Bombers can win a game this entire season. Utterly horrible.
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Dylan @squaresloth.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
so Jokic always gets his ass kicked by a soft guy? Damn, I always thought he was one of the greatest of all time personally.
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Dylan @squaresloth.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
They go out of their way to be mad. Imagine working all day just to go home and watch things that make you mad 😭
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Dylan @squaresloth.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Impey just had a chance to get rid of the ball, didn't, stood on the goal line and then handballed it over. Confused as this was a free kick last week FOR Hawks but not one against? #AFLBluesHawks
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Dylan @squaresloth.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Clint watching this shit next to Jacqui knowing he's about to hit some 220km/h serves on her on his tennis court tomorrow for all this lying #MAFSAU
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Dylan @squaresloth.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Cleo, Adrian has a "way with words" like Sweeney Todd has a way with haircuts. #MAFSAU
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Dylan @squaresloth.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Newcastle is now American owned?
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Dylan @squaresloth.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Why? Don't play footy? F1 has an extremely small following in Australia.
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Dylan @squaresloth.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Just scrap games at the MCG with the level of umpiring displayed on Friday and today. Not a mark? It's a 50, umpire 😂 #AFLDeesGiants
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Dylan @squaresloth.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Is Bailey Smith's post goal song Joey Bada$$???? Newfound respect for him #AFLCatsFreo
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Dylan @squaresloth.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Missed a heap. So Kako is 1-0 already.
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Dylan @squaresloth.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Maybe harsh, but I doubt the mentality of the group I expected to step up. It was too easy and that was the first 45 minutes of the season.
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