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Dylan

@squaresloth.bsky.social
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Surprisingly not actually a sloth. Sports, music and video games. Habitual live tweeter of the Sixers.

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Dylan @squaresloth.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Don't think I've ever seen that many significant strikes in a single round before 😂 insane #UFC317
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Dylan @squaresloth.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Joshua Van is so accurate he's landing shots he isn't even throwing. #UFC317
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Dylan @squaresloth.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Hate Carlton so it's kind of funny, but this umpiring is outrageous. #AFLSwansBlues
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Dylan @squaresloth.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
This fight being on the main card of a PPV is an utter disgrace. #UFC315
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Dylan @squaresloth.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
This might be the greatest NBA playoffs ever.
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Dylan @squaresloth.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Every damn one of those players that voted Halliburton overrated need to write a personal apology letter to the man.
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Dylan @squaresloth.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Draymond Green getting away with fouling the shit out of everyone and then cries he doesn't get his way 😂
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Dylan @squaresloth.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Houston need to bring out Jack McVeigh for this final possession, that man has never missed a game winner in his life 😂
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Dylan @squaresloth.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
This Clippers / Nuggets series is absolute cinema. Got me screaming at the TV every shot and I don't even care who wins.
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Dylan @squaresloth.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Bobby Hill with 3 effective disposals for the game, 1 tackle, kicks his first goal and Matt Hill goes with "HE'S BEEN BRILLIANT TONIGHT!!!". Really? #AFLLionsPies
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Dylan @squaresloth.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
That's a flat out incorrect 50. Daicos faked a handball, you're allowed to move after that. They changed that last year #AFLLionsPies
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Dylan @squaresloth.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Lmfaoooo that was satisfying #UFC314
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Dylan @squaresloth.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
The UFC is an utter fucking embarrassment with this Trump shit. Give this orange idiot a walk out hey the same people complain "keep politics out of sports" #UFC314
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Dylan @squaresloth.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Gold Coast being the best team to watch in the AFL feels wrong, but they're so good #AFLNorthSuns
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Dylan @squaresloth.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Adelaide fans fast becoming annoying af. Booing absolutely everything like prime Eagles #AFLCrowsCats
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Dylan @squaresloth.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Those last two Houston possessions were diabolical. What the hell was that 😭
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Dylan @squaresloth.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Clint wants to have a flex on a property in Tasmania. Bro a car bay in Sydney costs more than your crib in Tassie 😭 #MAFSAU
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Dylan @squaresloth.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Man what was Westbrook doing 😂😂😭😭😭
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Dylan @squaresloth.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Andrew McGrath got beaten on the wing and didn't put work in. Prior spoilt to himself and fucked it up. Ben McKay got embarassed twice. Same as last week but hey, no omissions #AFLDonsPower
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Dylan @squaresloth.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Absolutely insane not a single mention or criticism of Jamie going on a date. After she walked in and laughed about it the experts said nothing, then criticised Adrian for "making light of it" 😂 then 5 hours of Carina and Paul. Insanity #MAFSAU
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Dylan @squaresloth.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
People think the editing is just what they say. The edit between Jamie clearly breaking trust and justifying it by saying she's "nosey" and "wants to know everything" in comparison to last night's "curious". The whimsical music vs hard tone. Jamie gets a golden edit for a rotten person #MAFSAU
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Dylan @squaresloth.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Carina stood there looking that hot, not letting herself get spoken over the top of and just demolishing Paul. She dropped this 👑 #MAFSAU
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Dylan @squaresloth.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Essendon are every bit as bad as West Coast and North Melbourne in years gone. Difference is North seem to have good kids, Essendon is a place young players go to die. Rapidly regressing #AFLDonsCrows
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Dylan @squaresloth.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Impey just had a chance to get rid of the ball, didn't, stood on the goal line and then handballed it over. Confused as this was a free kick last week FOR Hawks but not one against? #AFLBluesHawks
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Dylan @squaresloth.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Clint watching this shit next to Jacqui knowing he's about to hit some 220km/h serves on her on his tennis court tomorrow for all this lying #MAFSAU
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Dylan @squaresloth.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Cleo, Adrian has a "way with words" like Sweeney Todd has a way with haircuts. #MAFSAU
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Dylan @squaresloth.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Just scrap games at the MCG with the level of umpiring displayed on Friday and today. Not a mark? It's a 50, umpire 😂 #AFLDeesGiants
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Dylan @squaresloth.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Is Bailey Smith's post goal song Joey Bada$$???? Newfound respect for him #AFLCatsFreo
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Dylan @squaresloth.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Ok, I give up. Nicholls has cooked it. Time to play Split Fiction #AFLHawksDons
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Dylan @squaresloth.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Ah yes, the famous shove the guy on the mark in the throat and it's legal. Forgot that #AFLHawksDons
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Dylan @squaresloth.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Lmao scrimshaw down, Huddo, THATS doing it to yourself #AFLHawksDons
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Dylan @squaresloth.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Scrimshaw just clotheslines Ridley and Huddo said Ridley "knocked himself out"??? What the fuck #AFLHawksDons
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Dylan @squaresloth.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Essendon got the wooden spoon sewn up 15 minutes into round 1 😂 #AFLHawksDons
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Dylan @squaresloth.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Essendon play football with absolutely no intensity. Half the list can barely even try and the other half has little to no talent #AFLHawksDons
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Dylan @squaresloth.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Is the Kayo website down? #AFLHawksDons
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Dylan @squaresloth.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Alright we might've seen the best match sealing goal in round 1. Epic. #AFLTigersBlues
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Dylan @squaresloth.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
It's crazy that the scoreboard is as wide as the TV I grew up watching footy on. Fox footy can't keep this up, surely #AFLTigersBlues
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Dylan @squaresloth.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Jamie and Dave have spent the entire time speaking about other couples, never themselves. As soon as they leave and have to talk about themselves it falls apart. "I never knew" you never stopped to even check #MAFSAU
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Dylan @squaresloth.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
"Eliot wouldn't walk 2 metres to say hello to me, if he thinks I'll walk 100 metres" girl if he's 2m away from you, how TF you 100 away from him? #MAFSAU
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Dylan @squaresloth.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Ryan and Jacqui arguing who will be stay at home parent for their unborn offspring knowing damn well nobody in their right mind would ever have a kid with them #MAFSAU
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Dylan @squaresloth.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Is Adrian illiterate? Is that why he didn't do the confession letter or the questions? #MAFSAU
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Dylan @squaresloth.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
The guy who punched a door and nearly got kicked off the show for being jealous is now complaining his wife is bad for simply, crying when jealous? #MAFSAU
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Dylan @squaresloth.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
I get Carina being insecure but girl you can't claim religious values as the reason while simultaneously bragging about fucking Drake 😂 what you religious for? Gods Plan? #MAFSAU
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Dylan @squaresloth.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Skinny white dude with that sort of bag wearing a DITC shirt, gonna buckle in for this shit.
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FULL VINYL | 90s Hiphop (Underrated Gems to Classics) | DJ EF
YouTube video by The Moment
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Dylan @squaresloth.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Loving the commentary on Fox footy but what on earth is that scoreboard 😭 #AFLSwansHawks
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Dylan @squaresloth.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
I haven't seen Jamie or her husband talk about their own relationship in 500 weeks. All they do is talk about other people? #MAFSAU
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Dylan @squaresloth.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
"it was like mean girls". Absolutely nobody called Jamie a mean girl, ever, the behaviour was likened to something and wasn't specific to a single person. She's a complete fucking idiot and so am I for watching this #MAFSAU
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Dylan @squaresloth.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
This Jamie girl is utterly deranged 😭 #MAFSAU
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Dylan @squaresloth.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
The big dopey Shrek approaching Clint is the worst staged thing I've ever seen 😭. Wifey can't get away with making me watch these horrible humans much longer. Pure braindead tv. #MAFSAU
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Dylan @squaresloth.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Lauren is absolutely too good for them btw. Group of high school weirdos mad their opinion... Actually doesn't matter. #MAFSAU
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