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Jason Sorensen

@squarememel.bsky.social
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Attorney AK/TX/NY

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Jason Sorensen @squarememel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If it’s any consolation, I haven’t seen anything in local outlets yet. They’ve been running ads against her nonstop for 2+ years now, it‘d take a whole lot more than this to break through the deluge.
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Jason Sorensen @squarememel.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Truly, this is the Rasputin arc we deserve
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Jason Sorensen @squarememel.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Hey, at least they have a GUI- I worked in an office where our case management system was Windows Explorer and a series of subfolders.
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Jason Sorensen @squarememel.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
1) The corporate veil is a good thing- grammas should get to to try opening a cupcake stand without risking their houses. 2) Courts/legislatures should be a lot less gun-shy about veil piercing when it comes to damage awards against holdings vs liabilities entities.
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Jason Sorensen @squarememel.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Prussia, 1807
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Jason Sorensen @squarememel.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Promissory exPapal doctrine would surely resolve the question in the affirmative
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Jason Sorensen @squarememel.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
If it turns out this is how Cory Booker met his wife, reality will have truly jumped the shark
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Jason Sorensen @squarememel.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Ok, but: Townsends 18th century period gothic horror
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Jason Sorensen @squarememel.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
McShane calling all the monsters Cookie suckers
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Jason Sorensen @squarememel.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
He sued my brother years ago too in what was a really ugly political filing. Just the worst version of that calcified reactionary movement.
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Jason Sorensen @squarememel.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
🤔
Text box which reads- ‘Most similar historical figures to you: Rosa Luxembourg’ followed by description. 90% similarPicture of the character from Baldur’s Gate video games. Underneath is text saying ‘Your result: Jaheira. Milf. You have a great sense of humor and you’re too hard on yourself
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Jason Sorensen @squarememel.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Racism Without Racists by Eduardo Bonilla-Silva is probably the best starting point. At best, people just sublimated, consciously or unconsciously, racist attitudes and beliefs into cultural ones that reinforce capitalist values.
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Jason Sorensen @squarememel.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Mummerset, California
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Jason Sorensen @squarememel.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Thought maybe it was bad facts overiding good judgment, but this isnt a trial strategy you bust out once to see how it plays. Sounds like it may have been an electric performance, but holy hell what a profoundly unethical presentation and a failure of everyone in that room with a license.
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Jason Sorensen @squarememel.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
On a meta level, I'm guessing some lawyers are resistant to the idea because they think, consciously or unconsciously, it will only ever hurt them. 'This is something opposing counsel might miss, but surely 'I' would have caught if it were my case.'
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Jason Sorensen @squarememel.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
*Julius II starts vibrating*
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Jason Sorensen @squarememel.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
It's not just propensity, but causation too?
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Jason Sorensen @squarememel.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
The soundtrack for Hot Dish Bushido would absolutely shred, too
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Jason Sorensen @squarememel.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Okay, lmao, that's the punch-line that brings it all together. Props for filing the grievance. New lawyers especially should see behavior like this getting absolutely castigated.
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Jason Sorensen @squarememel.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Jfc. Immediate quarantine for that one. Extremely curious about how the local bench and bar let that get so far advanced.
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Jason Sorensen @squarememel.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
"This is how I Dabo"
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Jason Sorensen @squarememel.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Ad OmNominem
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Jason Sorensen @squarememel.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
*looking up his wiki* Yep, checks out.
Screencap of Hammond's wiki page with a section titled 'Sexual Assault'
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Jason Sorensen @squarememel.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Didn't want to be associated with bishops
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Jason Sorensen @squarememel.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
They dramatically shift style and shuffle characters- TNG level improvements after season 1
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Jason Sorensen @squarememel.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
'If you're a Bot, you have to tell me'
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Jason Sorensen @squarememel.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
No wizard that there ever is or was could keep this family down
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Jason Sorensen @squarememel.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Ash in 'Evil Dead' et seq., fits this description perfectly 🤯
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Jason Sorensen @squarememel.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
media.tenor.com
a man in a red shirt says do n't you put that evil on me ricky bobby !
Alt: a man in a red shirt says don't you put that evil on me ricky bobby !
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Jason Sorensen @squarememel.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Wet Judy sounds like a 90's SNL/MadTv character who is just oddly sweaty but earnestly good-natured
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Jason Sorensen @squarememel.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
It's thematically appropriate and flexible enough that if it doesn't quite work, you can throw in some savory bits and still have a good side
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Jason Sorensen @squarememel.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
I've not tried it, but I'd wager a sweet creamed corn with some fiddling would make a dope pie filling
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Jason Sorensen @squarememel.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Seems right that this would be how we get a screen adaptation of Love Never Dies.
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Jason Sorensen @squarememel.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Bad facts, bad law etc etc. If there wasn't a material variance, I could see a court reading the unreturned indictment and the returned non-indictment together while chiding the gov for sloppiness/incomplete candor. Here, though, it sounds like they tried to bake the no bill count into count 2?
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Jason Sorensen @squarememel.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
One of the highlights from undergrad, dont remember the project that led me to it. I hope, somewhere, Leo got to read this before or after the Conclave and quietly smirked 'Bisch, you thought.'
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Jason Sorensen @squarememel.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
press-pubs.uchicago.edu/founders/doc...
press-pubs.uchicago.edu
Amendment I (Religion): Debate in North Carolina Ratifying Convention
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Jason Sorensen @squarememel.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
My mistake, North Carolina
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Jason Sorensen @squarememel.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Legit a question in iirc Virginia state legislature of what would happen if the Pope ran for president during ratification debates.
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Jason Sorensen @squarememel.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
I think the Dark Forest answer is compelling and has completely changed how I consume SF and think about space.
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Jason Sorensen @squarememel.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Legit reminesce of last year when Kendrick started dropping knockouts on Drake while the rest of us were still processing the last one
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Jason Sorensen @squarememel.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
As written, wouldn't that include work product like the memo explaining lack of probable cause?
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Jason Sorensen @squarememel.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Thank you for making things feel a little less so
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Jason Sorensen @squarememel.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
It's the gambling addict equivalent to people drinking aftershave
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Jason Sorensen @squarememel.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
McDonald's, et al, being both the inheritor of that tradition and also globally emblematic of American culture feels like a thing worth unpacking by folks more informed than me.
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Jason Sorensen @squarememel.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
That's the best kind of legislative research project!
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Jason Sorensen @squarememel.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Zoom
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Jason Sorensen @squarememel.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Lovecraftian Tom Yum sounds dope as heck, though
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Jason Sorensen @squarememel.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
The People's Mayor delivers
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Jason Sorensen @squarememel.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
He came off like a decent, empathetic guy who humbly contextualized the people and ideas that matter.
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Jason Sorensen @squarememel.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
The world is better because strangers on the internet get to read your stories about sandwiches and a lot of other cool things.
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