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Kenneth Fisqher (the q is silent) @sqlstudent144.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I made a bagel for the first time in a while. I put some everything bagel seasoning on it, as I always do, and when I went to put the container away .. I realized I grabbed the steak seasoning. 😔

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KootenayRubyGirl @kootenaygirl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Very accurate.

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Kenneth Fisqher (the q is silent) @sqlstudent144.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I got to one of the local BBQ places so often they got me personalized ranch dressing. 😂😂

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Kenneth Fisqher (the q is silent) @sqlstudent144.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Protip: Just because it has "dev" in the name does not actually make it a dev environment.

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Kenneth Fisqher (the q is silent) @sqlstudent144.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I read a book a while back where the MC's job was to train AIs to be personalized for individuals. This seems like a likely upcoming job.

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Kenneth Fisqher (the q is silent) @sqlstudent144.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

My knee has decided to cosplay Rice Crispies cereal the last few days 😔😂

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Kenneth Fisqher (the q is silent) @sqlstudent144.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Ok, who at the Onion has been talking to my wife?!?

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Tamara Keel [Scary Remix] @tamslick.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

All the modern ones are diesel-electric, so seeing a coal-burning sheep out there putting in a day's work is always special.

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Lady4Freedom @sassylady4freedom.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

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Kenneth Fisqher (the q is silent) @sqlstudent144.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I really want to cry. I'm hoping as it evaporates it will help cool me off.

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Kenneth Fisqher (the q is silent) @sqlstudent144.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Watching my wife scold the cat is hysterical. 😂😂

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Kenneth Fisqher (the q is silent) @sqlstudent144.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

For those people who have retired or are close, how far out did you start counting years, months, days?

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Kenneth Fisqher (the q is silent) @sqlstudent144.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Don't you hate it when you wake up and your back says something along the lines of "You shouldn't have done that!" and continues screaming at you for the rest of the day?

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Kenneth Fisqher (the q is silent) @sqlstudent144.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

The boy is moving out to college again today. The wife is devastated. I was doing ok till I looked in his almost empty room. Now I'm a bit melancholy. That said, at least he left behind 5 of his guitars so we know he'll be visiting again soon 😁.

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Kenneth Fisqher (the q is silent) @sqlstudent144.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

I use a water pick as part of my dental care. I was just wondering if it would still work as well if I filled it with coffee instead of water.

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Kenneth Fisqher (the q is silent) @sqlstudent144.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Research in the 80's: Books. They were somewhat vetted. They could certainly be wrong, but at least someone had made an effort. 2000's: Internet. Whatever you believe is true, someone agrees with you, and you can find "proof" online. 2020's: AI. 60-80% probably correct. The rest? Who knows.

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Kenneth Fisqher (the q is silent) @sqlstudent144.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

There's no way they'd be able to lure me in. I'd fall asleep half way along.

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Kenneth Fisqher (the q is silent) @sqlstudent144.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Who would have thought that Weekend at Bernie's would become a political prediction?

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Kenneth Fisqher (the q is silent) @sqlstudent144.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

I laugh every time someone says "intense". Unless they are camping, of course. There may be something wrong with me.

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Budd @n7eoj.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

It has been criminally underreported but Kelsey Pfendler has just rowed solo across the Pacific Ocean from the US coast to Hawaii in record time. A 2,400-mile unsupported journey in 43 days, 17 hours, and 55 minutes. Notably beating the Men’s record by 9 whole days.

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Kenneth Fisqher (the q is silent) @sqlstudent144.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Has anyone ever seen the latch wait QUERY_OPTIMIZER_VD_MANAGER with a >99% occurrence? This is on an always-up-to-date GP managed instance with ~360 client databases. #sqlhelp

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Kenneth Fisqher (the q is silent) @sqlstudent144.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

You know who doesn't suffer from imposter syndrome? Imposters.

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Drew Furgiuele @dublindata.net · 24/06/2026

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Kenneth Fisqher (the q is silent) @sqlstudent144.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

So does everyone know where "Jump the shark" comes from? Does anyone remember watching the scene when it came out?

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Kenneth Fisqher (the q is silent) @sqlstudent144.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Happy Father's day to those who celebrate! And please know that at least one father cares about you. ❤️

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Dave Dustin @dustin.nz · 12/06/2026

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Kenneth Fisqher (the q is silent) @sqlstudent144.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

So how does this object permanence thing work?

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Kenneth Fisqher (the q is silent) @sqlstudent144.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Cat delivery system has, well, delivered. Meet River. We are currently fostering but we will see how it goes.

Curled up cat, eyes closed, looking toward the camera.

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Kenneth Fisqher (the q is silent) @sqlstudent144.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Thank goodness for the DAC. (Dedicated Admin Connection in SQL Server) On an unrelated note, I hate APIs. 😂

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Kenneth Fisqher (the q is silent) @sqlstudent144.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

I've worn my cloak exactly once. I'm currently trying to justify buying 2 more. 😂 They now have a relatively lightweight waterproof one, and I want the same one but in another color. Purple probably.

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Kenneth Fisqher (the q is silent) @sqlstudent144.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Terminix service is great, but their systems have some serious issues. I think this will make the 3rd or 4th time I've had to have something fixed on my account (phone number, address, etc) in the last year.

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Kenneth Fisqher (the q is silent) @sqlstudent144.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

The predictive AI in the latest version of SSMS is REALLY impressive. I typed "SELECT *" and "it added FROM msdb.dbo.sysjobs WHERE name LIKE '%clients name%'" Based on a comment in the line before that said, don't forget jobs, and the client name being mentioned in several bits of the script.

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Kenneth Fisqher (the q is silent) @sqlstudent144.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

@jorriss.bsky.social have you watched Spider Noir yet? And if so what did you think?

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Kenneth Fisqher (the q is silent) @sqlstudent144.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

The Trump Awards? Is this going to be similar to the Darwin Awards? A list of the greatest scam artists and swindlers?

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Digital Transgender Archive @transgenderarchive.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Join our team! We’re looking for an Assistant Director to work on our recently established project hub in Oakland, California. Click the link in our bio to see the full job posting and apply! #TransHistory #TransIsBeautiful #DTA #DigitalArchives #Archives

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Kenneth Fisqher (the q is silent) @sqlstudent144.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Clowns. I'm telling you. Imagine this. A little car comes driving up and clowns start pouring out of it. Then each one somberly shovels a bit of dirt over the casket.

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