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Rob

@sqlrob.bsky.social

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Software Developer Reader Long-time videogamer, single player games from Adventure to Zork Occasional cook Sporadic boardgamer Owned by cats

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Rob @sqlrob.bsky.social · 21h

Apparently I'm invisible, despite having an Amazon account for decades at this point.

A screen cap of my about you page that various people have been posting on this thread. It says "We haven't saved anything yet"

Rob @sqlrob.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Why not both?

A bear made of voxels

Rob @sqlrob.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Well, yeah, self admitted even.

A banner from CPAC that says "We are all domestic terrorists"

Rob @sqlrob.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

You are giving him way, way too much credit.

The classic atari joystick. Black plastic joystick that can only go four directions with an orange button.

Rob @sqlrob.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Courage the Cowardly Dog starting at a mad scientist

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Rob @sqlrob.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

ikr? These guys (being the GOP, not the DSA) are so out of touch.

The Archer meme where in the original scene Krieger is going "Stop, Stop, I can only get so hard" captioned "Stop, Stop, I can only vote once"

Rob @sqlrob.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Don't forget this.

Jared Kushner wearing an ill-fitting tactical vest over a suit with only "Kush" visible on a large name tag underneath the closing.

Rob @sqlrob.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Where have I seen this before....

A screenshot of a steam group named "Boycott Modern Warfare 2 (WE WANT DEDICATED SERVERS)", with a significant proportion of them playing Modern Warfare 2

Rob @sqlrob.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Googly eyes being held over the eyes of a pug.

Rob @sqlrob.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

These guys?

A picture of the Breen from DS9 that look vaguely like an old school Cylon.

Rob @sqlrob.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

This feels more like their speed.

A bottle of Doritos Vodka next to its black box.

Rob @sqlrob.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

The scene from Grim Fandango with Manny and the coroner in the morgue with two slabs, each containing a skeleton with lots of flowers growing out of it.

Rob @sqlrob.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Three kittens asleep in a cuddle pile in a sunspot, with the mother lying next to the wall staring at the camera.

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Rob @sqlrob.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

Soul mates?

A cow standing in ocean water up to its ankles, looking at the waves.

Rob @sqlrob.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

You might want to look at the Black Jacket bundles @valvesoftware.com. Discount looks wonky

Screen shot from a Steam bundle where there's a discount of 10% crossed out and a discount of 9% is emphasized.

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Rob @sqlrob.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

Kitty's first slack message

Thfrycxxd bacon emoji siren emoji, large smiley face image with flames for eyes.

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Rob @sqlrob.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

My feed right now:

A conincidence in my timeline where Hank Hill and the gang from the opening of King of the Hill that makes it look like Hank is saying Gail's skeet that says "You are correct. It's not meant to be silly, it's about a moment of beauty that walked into his dark world"

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Rob @sqlrob.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

Lady Tyrell from Game of Thrones with Colonel Sanders face poorly photoshopped on sitting at a table, with the text "Tell Camilla. I want her to know it was me"

Rob @sqlrob.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

Does this face look unreliable?

A coiled white snake wearing plush bunny ears.

Rob @sqlrob.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

A wizard scowling at a scroll in cursive that looks like it says "How to summon a demon", with a magical circle containing a lemon on the right.

Rob @sqlrob.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

Bing is really at the top of its game when it uses AI to create those daily quizzes.

Screenshot from the Bing daily quiz.
Question: "Which region is famous for New England clam chowder?"
Multiple choice answers: Texas, New England, California

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Rob @sqlrob.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

A (probably) fake tweet thread by Jersey Mike's subs.
First tweet:
"How do you top your sub?", with an artful picture of pickle slices and various pepper slices.
Second Tweet:
blocked.blocked.blocked.youre all blocked.none of you are free of sin

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Rob @sqlrob.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

Homer Simpson backing into the hedge as a chia pet. This is an official product, not a photoshop.

Rob @sqlrob.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

Age yourself with gaming

A screenshot from Adventure
You're in valley.
look stream

You are in a valley in the forest beside a stream tumbling along a rocky bed.
s

At your feet all the water of the stream splashes into a 2-inch slit in the rock. Downstream the streambed is bare rock.
s

You are in a 20-foot depression floored with bare dirt. Set into the dirt is a strong steel grate mounted in concrete. A dry streambed leads into the depression.
The grate is locked

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Rob @sqlrob.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

Obviously M rated.

Rob @sqlrob.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

Forget the classics?

Picture of a car with the Florida license plate A55 RGY. With the position of the orange that is part of all the plates, it looks like "ass orgy"

Rob @sqlrob.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

How about one with a bonus h & G?

The original Weinersmith identity, with the addition of a power of hGphi to the 1.

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Rob @sqlrob.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

The facebook complaint form with "I'm in this photo and I don't like it" selected.

Rob @sqlrob.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

WTF @gamepass.xbox.com?

Screenshot of the XBox Mobile app for the BallxPit game just added to game pass.

Current subscription is shown as Ultimate, not including the game.
Below that is a box saying it's included in Ultimate.

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Rob @sqlrob.bsky.social · 13/10/2025

It's not real. Or rather, the tweet is, the person isn't. It's satire.

Rob @sqlrob.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

Well, yeah. They've said that out loud for a while.

Picture from the 2022 CPAC conference with a "We are all domestic terrorists" banner.

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Rob @sqlrob.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

Why not get the Microsoft(r) coin, perfect for flipping.

A picture of a stone coin with a person for scale. The coin is wider and taller than the person is tall.

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Rob @sqlrob.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

Yes, but there's some side effects.

Picture of a Feral Ghoul Chair from Fallout 76. It is a wood chair, with yellow cushions with a head sticking out of the top cushion, legs protruding from the bottom tied to the legs. Arms can just barely be seen tied to the side supports of the chair.

In game, the ghoul is struggling.

Rob @sqlrob.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

Nah, she used the wrong dice.

A picture of 6 six-sided dice, showing the faces -1, -2, -3, -4, -5, -6.

Rob @sqlrob.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

A large signing saying "Please do not touch", with the same phrase in braille below it.

Rob @sqlrob.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

Might even be worth a trillion. Maybe.

Screenshot from e-bay listing a 10 trillion dollar bill from Zimbabwe for $27.99

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Rob @sqlrob.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

Apparently this is one of the dolls.

A Barbra Streisand Babbie doll.

Rob @sqlrob.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

A different right wing commentator, but I had to do this.

The change my mind meme, with "The second amendment is worth it, change my mind".

The person in this meme is another right wing commentator, Steven Crowder who opposes gun control

Rob @sqlrob.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

Nah, too competent.

The "graphic design is my passion" meme.

Clouds, with red text, not centered, in comics sans saying "graphic design is my passion". Above that is a white square with the clip art of a frog in it.

Rob @sqlrob.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

She's also mad at white bread.

Screenshot of a tweet by AlexPhilips(ThatAlexWoman) that reads:
"The white bread, tin of processed beans and sugary yoghurt are ultraprocessed foods that we shovel into children mindlessly leading to lifelong obesity. These food parcels should be fresh, nutritious, filling, as well as versatile, and not cheap precursors to metabolic syndrome."

Rob @sqlrob.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

A QR code that leads to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

Rob @sqlrob.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

Made this one a while ago, don't remember exactly why

Picture of a cake with the text "Ceci n'es pas un mensonge" below it.

Rob @sqlrob.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

Political cartoon subtitled "Roswell,NM 1947"

There is a crashed spaceship, with an obvious alien being restrained by two military staff and being led to a jeep. A miniature Donald Trump is running off to the side, with the alien yelling "You Fools! It's getting away"

Rob @sqlrob.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

uh oh.

Picture of a Puppeteer from Larry Niven's work. A three legged alien, with a broad horse like body and two heads each on their own skinny neck.

In the Know Universe series, they took their planets and moved them out of the star system so that they could flee the galaxy as a race.

Rob @sqlrob.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

Some times the timeline just works.

A screen cap of my timeline, showing this skeet I'm replying to with its image of "What the hell should I be researching before this panel", with a skeet from "Moby Dick" saying "unspeakable horror"

Rob @sqlrob.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

The facebook complaint form with "I'm in this photo and I don't like it" selected.

Rob @sqlrob.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

If it's going to be wrong all the time, why not stick with the classics?

Neo from the Matrix as a rubber duck.

Rob @sqlrob.bsky.social · 12/07/2025

The answer is b

Another screenshot of the post by Trump taken at 9:33 AM CDT. It shows 4.03k Retruths and 21.1k likes

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Rob @sqlrob.bsky.social · 08/07/2025

What could possibly make you think there's something there? (/s)

A young Donald Trump leaning over talking to Jeffrey Epstein, who is standing next to Ghislaine Maxwell. There are various other people there, it seems to be a party or some other function.

Rob @sqlrob.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

Green or white?

A bowl of lima beans on a checkered tablecloth, with a metal spoon on one side and a wooden spoon on the other.