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John Deardurff @sqlmct.bsky.social · 12h

I made a mistake and waited too long to book my room. Luckily, I found a cheap Hilton Garden Inn in Eastern Ohio that is only 65 minutes away.

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John Deardurff @sqlmct.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Is your appointment for at... tooth hurty?

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John Deardurff @sqlmct.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Copilot will help you fly, but you are still the Captain!

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John Deardurff @sqlmct.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I will be speaking on "Understanding Optimized Locking to Improve Performance" at Day of Data - Pittsburgh 2026 (#1163) on October 10th, 2026! dayofdata.org/2026-10-10-d... #SQLSaturday #DataSaturday #ThePitt

Understanding Optimized Locking to Improve Performance by John Deardurff

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John Deardurff @sqlmct.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I'm starting to think I need to update my @Goodreads reading goal. This is what happens when your local pub closes.

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John Deardurff @sqlmct.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Happy Dolly Parton Day (9/25) to all who celebrate! 🦋

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John Deardurff @sqlmct.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I just spent 20 minutes over analyzing this and then 15 minutes trying to figure out how neurotypical people process thoughts and if there is a difference between introverts and extroverts. I also ordered pizza.

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John Deardurff @sqlmct.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

My former team is looking for someone to take over my previous role that focuses helping customers with established Data technologies such as SQL Server and Power BI, while guiding them through modernization and migration. apply.careers.microsoft.com/careers/job/...

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Cloud Solution Architect - Data & AI | Microsoft Careers

You will understand customers' overall data estate Business and IT priorities and success measures to design Data & Analytics solutions that drive business value and drive positive Customer Satisfacti...

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John Deardurff @sqlmct.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I'm a "it's only a three-hour drive to Chicago" guy.

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John Deardurff @sqlmct.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I will right after I check my email. 🌞

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John Deardurff @sqlmct.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Pepperoni is my love language!

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John Deardurff @sqlmct.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Bittersweet Nostalgia! I worked at Columbia House for all of the 90's. Learned SQL Server and built a CD/DVD collection. Today is the last day to pay your overdue bill. www.nbcnewyork.com/news/busines...

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Columbia House, the mail-order club that offered 12 CDs for a penny, is ceasing operations

A message on its website's description says after Sept. 15 "The Columbia House will no longer be accepting new orders."

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John Deardurff @sqlmct.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Ender's Game should have worked. The imagery was great and it had a stellar cast, other than the miss on Bonzo. I think it was difficult to translate Ender's inner dialogue to the screen.

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John Deardurff @sqlmct.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I've always enjoyed the musical stylings of Richard Marxist.

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John Deardurff @sqlmct.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Like a Virtual Lunch Table from covid summer?

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John Deardurff @sqlmct.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

25 years ago today, I was teaching an Access 2000 database class. One of those moments where you always remember exactly where you were. Today, I'm delivering an Azure SQL Database Essentials workshop. A quarter century later, a different platform, but still teaching data.

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John Deardurff @sqlmct.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

<inner voice> don't make a pun about joining tables.

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John Deardurff @sqlmct.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

The next AI optimization challenge isn't compute. It's tokens! Learn how Tokenomics can help you build faster, more efficient, and more cost-effective #AI solutions in my latest post! #Copilot #AgenticAI sqlmct.com/tokenomics-t...

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Tokenomics: Think Like a Zero-Waste Architect

Unlock the power of Tokenomics in AI development. Learn how to manage token consumption for better performance and lower costs.

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John Deardurff @sqlmct.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

It was a little less cloudy than your holiday weekend.

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John Deardurff @sqlmct.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will always have microwaved soup.

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John Deardurff @sqlmct.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Passed three Copilot certifications in 10 days. I'm the Captain now! 🧑‍✈️

Microsoft Certified: Transformation Leader, GitHub Foundations, Microsoft Certified: Business Professional

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John Deardurff @sqlmct.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Microsoft Certification #68 Microsoft Exam Passed #91

Microsoft Certified: AI Transformation Leader (John Deardurff)

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John Deardurff @sqlmct.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Forty years ago, I earned my Eagle Scout award. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eagle_S...

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Eagle Scout - Wikipedia

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John Deardurff @sqlmct.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Microsoft Certification #67 🤷‍♂️ Microsoft Exam Passed #90

Microsoft Certified: AI Business Professional

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John Deardurff @sqlmct.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I hate it when a song gets stuck in your heeeaaadd, in your heeaaeeaddd, zombie! Zombie! Zombie... eh eh eh...

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John Deardurff @sqlmct.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I'm just worried about Annie. Annie, are you OK? Are you OK, Annie?

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John Deardurff @sqlmct.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

I don't feel bad, but it seems both you and the turtle were a bit shell shocked.

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John Deardurff @sqlmct.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Just a note that if you are going to be donating blood, they don't like it when you bring it in buckets without lids.

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John Deardurff @sqlmct.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Are there other types of hijinks besides nefarious?

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John Deardurff @sqlmct.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Just a note that if you are going to be donating blood, they don't like it when you bring it in buckets without lids.

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John Deardurff @sqlmct.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Data Exposed gets a facelift! Oh, and something, something, FREE Azure SQL! www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_iK...

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Get Started with FREE Azure SQL Managed Instance | Data Exposed

YouTube video by Microsoft Developer

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John Deardurff @sqlmct.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Looking back on the last six months, I realized I earned quite a few badges and awards. Rather than posting about each one, I thought it would be easier to share them all in one place. Grateful for the journey and excited for what's next! #AlwaysLearning sqlmct.com/summer-holid...

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Summer Break Badges: A Mid-Year Reflection

Reflecting on my journey, this post showcases the Summer Break Badges I earned during my continuous growth in technology.

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John Deardurff @sqlmct.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

This Do not Disturb is disturbing me. 😡

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John Deardurff @sqlmct.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Low effort? You clearly have no idea how much work it takes to maintain this level of strategic laziness and disciplined procrastination.

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John Deardurff @sqlmct.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

People constantly asking me to fix their computer.

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John Deardurff @sqlmct.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

To begin exploring the new features of #SQLServer2025, it is essential to install it correctly. This guide provides a comprehensive walkthrough of the full installation process for SQL Server 2025, #SSMS22, and includes steps for restoring the AdventureWorks2025 database. sqlmct.com/create-a-sql...

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SQL Server 2025 Practice Environment Installation Guide

Set up your SQL Server 2025 practice environment with this comprehensive installation guide and explore new features effectively.

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John Deardurff @sqlmct.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

I had AI shave about 20lbs off. 😀

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John Deardurff @sqlmct.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

It’s been a while since I’ve written a personal blog post, but I’m excited to share my new role as Global Delivery Solution Lead for Data & Apps at Microsoft. #CareerGrowth #TechnicalTraining sqlmct.com/new-role-sam...

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New Role. Same Mission.

Starting a new role as Worldwide Solution Lead for Data and Apps for Global Delivery that is aimed at improving our delivery of technical workshops.

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John Deardurff @sqlmct.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Deeply disappointed in the new movie "The Odyssey". They completely removed all of Homer's doughnut references.

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