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Spriteanon @spriteanon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I believe it was this. (In my defense, I was like 4 at the time. Only remember it because I kept humming some of the songs for years before later finding out where I originally heard them.) youtu.be/u400KHZXpI8

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Spiders of Mirkwood (Original VHS Audio Restored) - The Hobbit 1977

YouTube video by St “Ambrosius” Bindo

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Spriteanon @spriteanon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Not enough of a comics buff to instantly date this beyond CCA badge, but there was a period when Superman's invulnaribility was basically just kevlar skin. We all know dinos can chew titanium because they look skawy.

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Spriteanon @spriteanon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Oh hey, it's the 'Rollout' of the thing that was coming "next year" for a decade, and then kind of sort of but not really released a couple of years ago only for its only public appearances of it not curated by the manufacturer to be it getting towed? I can't wait!

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Spriteanon @spriteanon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Honestly, it's right wing backsliding to make them only bisexual from the Sun's canonical pansexuality. If you let the Sun stare at you long enough in real life, it's gonna fuck you no matter who or what you are.

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Painful Sunburn Slap

Alt: Painful Sunburn Slap

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Spriteanon @spriteanon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Ebony and ivory~ Live together in perfect harmony~ Woken up by my piano— Claws out, oh lord! Ow-owee!

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Spriteanon @spriteanon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

What if Hal Jordan came to a profound realization about their identity? Gal Jordan.

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Spriteanon @spriteanon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

TO BE FAIR, I too would be in favour of drivers being held to the same level of account as cyclists. Which is to say, if you build a car as light and slow as an e-bike, I think you should be able to drive it with the same lax rules as e-bikes. Yes, I am mostly thinking of the one Clarkson barely fit

Jeremy Clarkson inside a blue 1964 Peel P50, a car so tiny it's closer to a suit of armor than to most cars. So tiny, he could drive it around inside the show's offices.

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Spriteanon @spriteanon.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

It's kind of of how I feel about that one granddaughter of Mussolini in Italy. Like, she's pretty awful, but imagine going to school and one of the pictures in your history book (at least it was in ours) the lynched body of your grandpa and his love hanging while a crowd cheers. No chance of normal.

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Spriteanon @spriteanon.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Finally, gaming's obsession with HD textures has breached containment. Soon we will all be wearing AI glasses that 'enhance' everything around us so we can see every greasy pore in the face of random strangers in the grocery store, just as God intended.

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Spriteanon @spriteanon.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Most of their investors are probably on some shit that they think opens their third eye to the cosmic truth of the Invisible Hand, so probably.

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Spriteanon @spriteanon.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Honestly, 'cock carousel' sounds more accurate for one of those things that apparently exists in America where you can 'bid' on bachelors for charity, since at least they go from one side to the other in the media I saw it in and the audience members can pick one 'ride' (Albeit officially on a date)

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Spriteanon @spriteanon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Gives a whole new meaning to "Pharaoh's curse".

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Spriteanon @spriteanon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

That's what he always looked like in the old games too. Considering Infinite Wealth introduced a whole Crazy Taxi inspired minigame shortly after Ichiban adopts that attire, I wouldn't be surprised if his clothes were inspired by my guy.

Image from Crazy Taxi (3, I think?) showing Axel, one of the selectable characters in an identical outfit to his latest iteration.

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Spriteanon @spriteanon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Pretty good, though given the theme, I'd consider: "Thou art not immune to Heresy" or if thou feeleth especially fanciful: Invincible Ignorance.

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Spriteanon @spriteanon.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I do not know what black magic the original creators of the Mr. Clean product used to do it, but it's basically the one brand for which I have yet to see a miss in marketing. The different variations of the 1960s jingles keep living rent free in my head ever since I heard them!

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Spriteanon @spriteanon.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Beepiling/Beeballing, because that's actually the bees' method of execution.

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Spriteanon @spriteanon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

That's one way to see it. I guess I'll need to rewatch it later, but I could have sworn the Guardian was talking as if this was the first time they had this kind of issue, which, again, just means they're exceptionally bad at their job, given how prevalent this is in the continuity.

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Spriteanon @spriteanon.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

The one minor degree of it that I do find weird, is just how alien the concept of racism and oppression supposedly is to the Guardians when... I mean, Krypton explicitly wanted to run a racially stratified dictatorship in this continuity, and Supergirl showed slave raids. Guardians really must be:

Image of the famous and beloved blind musician Ray Charles at the piano with a half-smile on his face turning towards the camera. A caption reads: "I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that."

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Spriteanon @spriteanon.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I say, I say, when we get to their romance taking off in 40 years, it will be quite the scandal!

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Spriteanon @spriteanon.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I for one would love to use your app, but alas I live in a real country where going anywhere doesn't require strapping multiple tons of metal to my ass for daily life, so I need a map app that shows me transport options beyond bikes (which are a great start).

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Spriteanon @spriteanon.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Just saying, I think you could get even more migrants if you worked out some way to start incorporating public transport information. Looking forward to any progress on that!

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Spriteanon @spriteanon.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

What are the odds he's doing this so he can sell horse meat as Trump Steaks?

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Spriteanon @spriteanon.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

The idea that people use "y'all" to "sound folksy" is pretty silly. Not just because I use it all the time without any intent to sound folksy, but also because on a wider level, people are so fucking lazy with typing that "OK" has been abbreviated to "kk" and then "k" online, so "you all"'s too long

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Spriteanon @spriteanon.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I reserve timeline posts mostly for official things, but I see your CABAL and raise you the Sims 1/SimCity 4 Servo:

The iconic Servo robot from the first generation of The Sims games, as seen in a special disaster in SimCity 4, flattening the city.

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Spriteanon @spriteanon.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Apparently the "Aurora Borealis" excuse works on regulators when they're supposed to go check whether or not there's a massive furnace being assembled at the construction site they're supposed to confirm there is no massive furnace being constructed at.

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Skinner's Aurora Borealis

Alt: Skinner's Aurora Borealis

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Spriteanon @spriteanon.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

People keep bringing this up, but I don't think the ones who dislike Star Trek having a full on Muppet episode would really be swayed by it being on Lower Decks. Sort of how M'Ress being in TAS would still make a lot of people unhappy about a Cats (2019) looking character in a wig and onesie.

M'Ress, in all her 1970s animated catgirl glory.

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Spriteanon @spriteanon.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

The plumber is going to be REALLY confused when he's called to fix one of the Daily Planet's toilets.

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Spriteanon @spriteanon.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Ben Rielly, Petra's weirdly identical 'cousin' just out of frame going: "FUCKING FINALLY, let me grab my heels." because they've been sitting on their own coming out for a year not wanting to crack the egg, but already having an entire wardrobe, including shirts reading 'Riley Benson'.

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Spriteanon @spriteanon.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

That depends. Are you in River City?

Still from the film The Music Man (1962) of the titular character riling up a crowd about the moral implications of a Pool table existing within their humble, God-fearing community.

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Spriteanon @spriteanon.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Gabriel: "My Lord, I understand most of your divine interventions, but why did you take time out just to alter the composition of that geode?" God: "Trust the plan. This will be hilarious in a few million years."

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Spriteanon @spriteanon.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Mildly unrelated, but I will never not be upset at Dreamworks for failing to stick with Shrek 4's working title of "Shrek goes Fourth". Sure, "Forever After" is a better title, but we were SO CLOSE to the Shrek movies having the same naming convention as Blackadder.

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Spriteanon @spriteanon.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

I'll also just add that it's not even that hard to check what places look like right now across the world. There's literally an genre of website just aggregating traffic- and wilderness cameras from across the planet. Here's Stafford, England. opencctv.org/cam/81194

opencctv.org

opencctv.org — the world's largest public camera network

Browse 160,000+ live cameras worldwide on an interactive map.

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Spriteanon @spriteanon.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Which mind you, wouldn't even really be that bad, there have always been more comedic themed games in the hobby (And THAT book for 3.5); but I'd have preferred being able to introduce new people to the hobby without their base expectation for a game that has The Tomb of Horrors being Futurama.

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Spriteanon @spriteanon.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Baldur's Gate 3. I will fully admit, 99% of my problems with it, is not actually the game's fault, but simply WotC being colossally shit at actually maintaining any semblance of the brands they own, but BG3 was gasoline on the fire of the TTRPG hobby turning into a risque stand up comedy scene.

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Spriteanon @spriteanon.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

You forget the Spider-Man from the dimension where he has a gun.

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Spriteanon @spriteanon.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Some people will have very grounded and low numbers based on common sense things like "Look, with this ships, the shields went down, but the hull itself sustains multiple shots." Others insist that a Federation ship jump starting a star means they're planet killers.

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Spriteanon @spriteanon.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

It's pretty easy to get lost in the sauce with people trying to estimate the power of Federation ships.

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Spriteanon @spriteanon.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

I love the narrative being formed here. There's 3 slices of steak, but only one on the plate. With a bit of generosity, we can say there was comfortable room for one more steak on that plate. Which means the third steak went to the pupper.

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Spriteanon @spriteanon.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

It's especially weird to rage against, as it's a toggle. You can toggle it on, you can toggle it off. Maybe you're looking for a post you know they made in the last week, so you temporarily turn off the reposts so you can easier browse their recent posts to find the one you're thinking of. Useful!

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Spriteanon @spriteanon.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Okay, between this and "A True Story" I'm starting to think that maybe the Romans did fight interstellar bugmen from outerspace and the satire narrative is just a psyop /s

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Spriteanon @spriteanon.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

I choose to believe that Ancient Aliens is 100% correct in the Star Trek universe, except all of the alien species involved are just Klingons landing on Earth in various stages of inebriation on blood wine and fucking shit up. "Oh yeah, this weird looking rock? Aliens did it. Drunk aliens on a dare"

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