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sylvi

@springsylvi.bsky.social
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25 | big fan of girls :) | im kitty θΔ

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sylvi @springsylvi.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
when viewing match history they should add an option to filter games by what you must have been smoking when you played them
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sylvi @springsylvi.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
ohhhhhhhh that's why they call it pawjob sunday
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sylvi @springsylvi.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
if i was a game id be dogworld the way only non-humans get to be inside me
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princess online @nadianova.fi · 16/07/2025
if someone is richer than you do everything in your power to avoid giving them money. they don't deserve it
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sylvi @springsylvi.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
getting excited about corporate art (new gacha characters, triple A games, etc) really gives insane guy screaming at the clouds energy but worse. like, not only is that shit not not real, it also doesnt mean anything of substance! you get to spend $100 to be a less interesting person
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onion person @junlper.beer · 14/01/2026
i’m creating a new conspiracy theory that the reason that there’s so much film discourse with people not understanding what they watch is because there’s two versions of every film and they show different theaters a different version at random
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kitty @pawusage.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
important to remember
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sylvi @springsylvi.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
my 'type' is the sort of girl you can click and drag a box around to add to your control group and makes cute whimpering voice lines when you issue her commands
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sylvi @springsylvi.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
my wife is just like grovyle pmd, she's an expert at recognising me by my pawprint 🐾
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sylvi @springsylvi.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
this bitch sitting on my lap too busy doomscrolling the weather app to talk to me
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sylvi @springsylvi.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
the woke go players dont want you to know this but all eyes are real. yes even the ones on those photos on your wall. they're watching you. waiting for a moment of weakness...
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sylvi @springsylvi.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
hotels love giving you the type of bed that doesn't save the game when you sleep there (maybe a quicksave at best)
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sylvi @springsylvi.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
im not doomscrolling im joyscrolling. if your feed makes you feel bad thats a skill issue im afraid
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sylvi @springsylvi.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
lesbian pannenkoek: "so as of last month i have 2.5 girlfriends. now, what's half a girlfriend you might ask? well, its actually quite simple
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sylvi @springsylvi.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
in my shinji era (avoiding normal social interaction until someone asks me to pilot their eva)
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silas denver 🍎 @sweatermuppet.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
poem that my dear friend @arcanumb.bsky.social wrote & published this week ❤️‍🔥🏳️‍⚧️
THE TRANS AGENDA IS TO KEEP MY F*CKING FRIENDS ALIVE

sol rios

At 2pm and 2am. Sleep,

I remember you. Please, wait for me.

I send out 7 reminders to eat a day.

Like little paper lifeboats.

It's nothing. And it keeps me afloat. I forget to eat too.

I need company for my shot. 3ml of Estradiol over facetime.

I tell my friend I'm being a baby about it, she says woman up.

Daylight savings swallows up the hour in question.

I was going to sit in the bathtub until you responded.

And I need you to keep you alive for me. Just until Thursday.

Just through to 6 am. I can send you 14 dollars for soup. I can lend you my ears. You'll need both hands to hold a heart. Your razor clinking against the counter.

In a dream I almost slip into, I reach through the phone and hide the blade

in my open palm, before you notice. Text me, I say. In the morning. I love you.

I need you alive. We can figure out the rest tomorrow. With or without sleep. With or without the light of the morning.
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sylvi @springsylvi.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
'eye contact is important' mfs the type to explode and drop a blue coin if you run around them in a circle after
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sylvi @springsylvi.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
there are 2 genders: girl and computer, and lets just say im bisexual as fuck
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sylvi @springsylvi.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
me to my likes to know things 2 weeks in advance gf: "im putting in my 2 weeks notice"
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sylvi @springsylvi.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
if only 12 year old me knew that the next 7 years of calling people slurs in dota 2 would prepare me so well for calling beautiful women slurs in bed now
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sylvi @springsylvi.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
im like if a he/him lesbian used she/her pronouns
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