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Alice Lastname @springerspanxiety.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’ve angered the Twitter lesbians oops
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Alice Lastname @springerspanxiety.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh speaking of things I’ve done anonymously, I wrote this article last month about having bipolar and endometriosis www.womenshealthmag.com/uk/health/a7...
womenshealthmag.com
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Alice Lastname @springerspanxiety.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Another beautiful day to furiously dox myself
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Alice Lastname @springerspanxiety.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Haven’t been reply guy’d in ages!!!
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Alice Lastname @springerspanxiety.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My brain is a sieve and I’d forgotten this interaction, which I have now rediscovered lmao
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Alice Lastname @springerspanxiety.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Entering my sixth year of studying film in a couple of weeks; this is on my mind.
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Alice Lastname @springerspanxiety.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Counting or not counting vun giolence
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Alice Lastname @springerspanxiety.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Some good stuff happening rn on x the everything app
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Alice Lastname @springerspanxiety.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Have I missed any discourse
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Alice Lastname @springerspanxiety.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I saw a reworking of we are Charlie Kirk a while back that went We are Jeffrey Epstein We carry the flame We ?????????? We honour Ghislaine. And now I can’t find it
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Alice Lastname @springerspanxiety.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
We Are Charlie Kirk as a rare example of ai ‘art’ with cultural value. Discuss.
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Alice Lastname @springerspanxiety.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Getting into vague posting this Kirkmas 🥳
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Alice Lastname @springerspanxiety.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
@aethertempest.bsky.social hello
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Alice Lastname @springerspanxiety.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Me over the past month
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Alice Lastname @springerspanxiety.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Apologies for my spell of non-posting. I was busily making questionable life decisions but now I am BACK and I have been diagnosed with ADHD and tomorrow I am going to Bournemouth to watch the immersive 9/11 experience that has been heavily criticised by outlets such as GB News.
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Alice Lastname @springerspanxiety.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Just saw a dachshund in a denim jacket with patches on #eastlondon
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Alice Lastname @springerspanxiety.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Friend who works for a publication I would not work for is mad that I’m not taking Rod Liddle’s death seriously. So I’ve made a respectful image.
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Alice Lastname @springerspanxiety.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Leaving the group chat because my colleague Heinrich Himmler died
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Alice Lastname @springerspanxiety.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Got diagnosed with autism last week and have suddenly been like ‘fuck that explains so much’
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Alice Lastname @springerspanxiety.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Strong start to my trauma therapy: forgot my iPhone charger; had to email her to ask if she has a spare lightning charger I can use; spelled lightning wrong 👍🏻
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Alice Lastname @springerspanxiety.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Cinema is so back 🥰
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Alice Lastname @springerspanxiety.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Visionary director Christopher Nolan’s the odussy
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Alice Lastname @springerspanxiety.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
No ethical non monogamy under capitalism
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Alice Lastname @springerspanxiety.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
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Alice Lastname @springerspanxiety.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Undergoing my weekly humiliation ritual (texting Stuart cos I can’t figure out how to attach a tv stand)
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Alice Lastname @springerspanxiety.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
John and I had a rare irl Mark Bould hangout yesterday and managed to network my brother an organic farm to work on lmao
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Alice Lastname @springerspanxiety.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
🚨brand new promo post for an upcoming @aethertempest.bsky.social special 🙏
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Alice Lastname @springerspanxiety.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Got a new email friendship going. Haven’t had one in ages, it’s SO GOOD. Would recommend, though it only really works if it develops organically; can’t force these things
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John Lubbock @jwsal.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
The convention that you can’t speak ill of the dead is funny considering that when they die is the exact moment that they can’t sue you for libel anymore.
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Alice Lastname @springerspanxiety.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
We are Ann Widdecombe We carry the flame
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Alice Lastname @springerspanxiety.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
There’s a transfemme film critic on Twitter who really pisses me off and recently wrote an absolutely terrible ‘how to write film criticism’ guide. Her writing is bad but she has positioned herself as An Expert in that irritating hyper-individualised way that substack encourages
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Alice Lastname @springerspanxiety.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
My news junkie ex had taken a day away from British politics, so I unwittingly broke the latest development to him in the form of this video.
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Alice Lastname @springerspanxiety.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Getting some great suggested posts 🙏
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Alice Lastname @springerspanxiety.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Another normal day in British politics, my god
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John Lubbock @jwsal.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Girlfriend’s dad tried to donate £3 to Count Binface but was apparently unable to complete the transaction due to the heat.
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Alice Lastname @springerspanxiety.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Really upset that I found cause to make this
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
iron rule of British politics is even if a guy who dresses as a bin becomes prime minister he will have been to Oxbridge
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Alice Lastname @springerspanxiety.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Sorry to break character but you guys need to download Russian; some quality content happening roundabout now
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Alice Lastname @springerspanxiety.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Можете не сомневаться: я забиваю на дедлайны и перевожу на русский тред о Вуди Аллене из того масштабного захвата ленты.
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Alice Lastname @springerspanxiety.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
«Доброе утро, сексуальный досаждатель Вуди Аллен», — я поворачиваюсь на бок и улыбаюсь прославленному режиссеру «Энни Холл» и «Манхэттена», а мой стояк — огромный и пышущий жаром.
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Alice Lastname @springerspanxiety.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Спорим, в русском языке есть потрясающие трансфобные оскорбления.
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Alice Lastname @springerspanxiety.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Я люблю Владимира Путина.
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Alice Lastname @springerspanxiety.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
🚨Some news. Out of respect to Martin, who spent some of yesterday evening convinced that I’m a Putin bot, all of today’s posts will be in Russian 🫡
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Alice Lastname @springerspanxiety.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
@mrmrlingard.bsky.social do you still think I’m a Russian bot
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Alice Lastname @springerspanxiety.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Me and my friends would’ve killed count binface with hammers
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Alice Lastname @springerspanxiety.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Would be lovely if I could interview someone about links between bipolar and gynaecological health without the expert I am speaking to telling me that maybe I don’t actually have bipolar and it’s PMDD instead 👍🏻
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Alice Lastname @springerspanxiety.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
👍🏻
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Alice Lastname @springerspanxiety.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Thanks I hate it here
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Alice Lastname @springerspanxiety.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Anyone like to hazard a guess as to why an American country singer with 3 million Instagram followers has just followed my mostly defunct public twitter account and liked 17 of my tweets 😭
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Alice Lastname @springerspanxiety.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Replacing Ara’s name with The Word while singing happy birthday to her, just to feel something
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