Microplastics Connoisseur @spottybat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Flight is notable in that it's about how Denzel Washington almost kills like 80 guys 180
Microplastics Connoisseur @spottybat.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Will there ever be an episode of Blood Work on Acme? 000
Microplastics Connoisseur @spottybat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Don't forget to play the traditional song to accompany the festivities. 0431
Microplastics Connoisseur @spottybat.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Before I read your caption, my first thought was "weird dead space fanart but sure, why not" 020
Microplastics Connoisseur @spottybat.bsky.social · 20/08/2026the kind of house that appears in dreams [incomprehensible] 010
Microplastics Connoisseur @spottybat.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Putting up a "this is not a place of honor" sign over whatever grocery store section these are found in. 000
Microplastics Connoisseur @spottybat.bsky.social · 17/08/2026yeah, I get hit with a drop of moisture from the monsoon and i fold instantly I can only imagine what it's like to deal with worse on a daily basis 110
Microplastics Connoisseur @spottybat.bsky.social · 12/08/2026mcnaughton only acknowledging the existence of wilbur wright and not including orville is hilarious what does mcnaughton know that we don't? does orville exist in mcnaughton's mind? is mcnaughton an orville denialist? does he only acknowledge the wright brothers as "the wright brother"? 050
Microplastics Connoisseur @spottybat.bsky.social · 12/08/2026coward didn't put him in a combination toga-leather jacket 060
Microplastics Connoisseur @spottybat.bsky.social · 11/08/20261626 🤝 2026 puritan getting up in arms over cleavage distracting them from farming 0102
Microplastics Connoisseur @spottybat.bsky.social · 05/08/2026eye doctors after asking me to remove my glasses and pointing at the blurry object on the wall 030
Microplastics Connoisseur @spottybat.bsky.social · 20/07/2026im so glad mad max fury road was the movie to rewire my brain at 18 110
Microplastics Connoisseur @spottybat.bsky.social · 17/07/2026struggling to figure out who in my friend groups has the right ratio of brainworms to understand this that I can even send this to 0251
Microplastics Connoisseur @spottybat.bsky.social · 05/07/2026first guy to play cup and ball circa the 14th century 0160
Microplastics Connoisseur @spottybat.bsky.social · 26/06/2026inadvertently touching the discourse and my remains being found later that day on the shower floor 000
Microplastics Connoisseur @spottybat.bsky.social · 25/06/2026ouroborus but it's just reactionaries pointing guns at one another 020
Microplastics Connoisseur @spottybat.bsky.social · 24/06/2026warframe staying ahead of the curve on that one by already featuring a dating sim 010
Microplastics Connoisseur @spottybat.bsky.social · 23/06/2026gibraltar project plowsharing a canal across its border with spain 010
Microplastics Connoisseur @spottybat.bsky.social · 22/06/2026the blocker was the author of the voynich manuscript 0110
Microplastics Connoisseur @spottybat.bsky.social · 21/06/2026transphobia does things to the brain that haven't been seen since the dancing plague of 1518 010
Reposted by Microplastics Connoisseurnige 'dear ratboy' @niall.codes · 20/06/2026That's enough Death of the Author. It's time for Death of the Audience. Start running fools 79133164601
Microplastics Connoisseur @spottybat.bsky.social · 16/06/2026scholarships after your GPA dips too low 092
Reposted by Microplastics Connoisseurdisc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Women would rather do ecoterrorism than go to therapy 211191268
Microplastics Connoisseur @spottybat.bsky.social · 13/06/2026the only lasting cultural contribution from alien vs predator still as relevant as ever 040
Microplastics Connoisseur @spottybat.bsky.social · 12/06/2026thomas kinkade if he took up political art 020
Microplastics Connoisseur @spottybat.bsky.social · 09/06/2026movie need to be more hostile to the audience 110
Microplastics Connoisseur @spottybat.bsky.social · 20/05/2026tbh dial-up would probably fix me by forcing me to take up more productive hobbies 110
Microplastics Connoisseur @spottybat.bsky.social · 26/04/2026becoming convinced it must have been subliminal messaging for me to transition after seeing sigourney weaver 120
