Dak Prezkit @sportysteve.bsky.social · 29mWhen the booming notes of hail to the victors ring out, the nation cries 000 0
Dak Prezkit @sportysteve.bsky.social · 15/10/2026They’re making it so difficult to continue being a college football fan 010 1
Dak Prezkit @sportysteve.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Sydney Sweeney is conventionally attractive but her vibes are so rancid that it cancels out 000 0
Dak Prezkit @sportysteve.bsky.social · 12/10/2026B-52s are so cool man. What’s a current day music act that’s as cool as them. There isn’t 000 0
Dak Prezkit @sportysteve.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I can’t believe they’re making me watch the falcons again 000 0
Dak Prezkit @sportysteve.bsky.social · 10/10/2026This is actually against the rules but nobody gives a shit about enforcing rules anymore 000 0
Dak Prezkit @sportysteve.bsky.social · 10/10/2026There are Armenians everywhere for those with eyes to see 000 0
Dak Prezkit @sportysteve.bsky.social · 07/10/2026*40 year old white guy who uses bluesky voice* wow that’s cheeks 000 0
Dak Prezkit @sportysteve.bsky.social · 04/10/2026At Home Depot. A lady went up to the only self checkout station open, dropped all her stuff down, and then immediately took a phone call and isn’t checking out. She’s wondering around talking on the phone while a large line is forming. When did everyone become like this 000 0
Dak Prezkit @sportysteve.bsky.social · 03/10/2026It’s amazing how many people I block on here daily 100 1
Reposted by Dak PrezkitErin Grievances @erinbartram.bsky.social · 01/10/2026it would change nothing but it would still be stunning and important to see someone brave enough to withhold communion to certain justices over this 863181 631
Dak Prezkit @sportysteve.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Something I’ve been thinking about recently is how every celebrity needs to be everything. Like why does Pat McAfee have to be a football player, podcaster, talk show host, professional wrestler, and now he’s a country singer/rapper. Why does he have to be everything. Why can’t he be one thing 000 0
Dak Prezkit @sportysteve.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Liberty Biberty is currently in my oven and the heat is turned up to 600F 000 0
Dak Prezkit @sportysteve.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Has anyone coined the term Mickey Mouser Offense yet? Do I win that? 000 0
Dak Prezkit @sportysteve.bsky.social · 27/09/2026My team is never going to have a competent offense for as long as I live 000 0
Dak Prezkit @sportysteve.bsky.social · 26/09/2026College football is worse when Indiana is good 100 1
Dak Prezkit @sportysteve.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I think one day cam skattebo is gonna get hit and he’s going to explode into a million pieces. Like Voldemort 000 0
Reposted by Dak PrezkitBig Joel @bigjoel.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I like Ed Sheeran being like "I never spoke about politics. Because my music is about unity, not division" and then the music is like "la la la la I want to touch your body wow. sexy crazy body wow" 697720986 7.7K
Dak Prezkit @sportysteve.bsky.social · 18/09/2026It is so funny to me how The Pope, The Father of the Church, overtly looks like a guy from Chicago 000 0
Reposted by Dak PrezkitBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Maybe the most important political story of our time. People just want the bullshit to stop.gizmodo.com71% of Americans Say They're Completely ExhaustedA CDC report shows that people are not feeling relaxed and restful in the United States. 1397266966695 26.7K
Dak Prezkit @sportysteve.bsky.social · 17/09/2026What they don’t tell you about being alive is that everything sucks all the time and there’s no breaks 000 0
Dak Prezkit @sportysteve.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Working in HR must be like Ughhhhh I’m dreading going into work tomorrow I have to sit in the air conditioning and refill the candy bowl and sign a bunch of birthday cards and get paid six figures ughhhhhhh 😩 010 1
Dak Prezkit @sportysteve.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I think I block 10 accounts every single time I go on the discover tab 000 0
Dak Prezkit @sportysteve.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Across the decades Ohio State has been allowed to hold as much as they want. It is so infuriating 000 0
Dak Prezkit @sportysteve.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I think Arch Manning might just be not that good 010 1
Dak Prezkit @sportysteve.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Being a Florida state fan has had to have been a really particular hell to go through the last 5 years 000 0
Dak Prezkit @sportysteve.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Kirby Moore. Wow. I was not familiar with your game 010 1
Dak Prezkit @sportysteve.bsky.social · 06/09/2026They’re storming the field hahahahahaha they needed a Hail Mary to beat western Michigan hahahahahahaha 110 1
Dak Prezkit @sportysteve.bsky.social · 05/09/2026James Franklin wouldn’t let Koby Howard see the field. Liam Clifford was better 000 0
Dak Prezkit @sportysteve.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Dog owners love to be like “my puppy has the zoomies!” and it’s the oldest blindest dog you’ve ever seen in your life toddling lost around the living room 000 0
Dak Prezkit @sportysteve.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Every time my phone buzzes I lose ten minutes off my expected life span 000 0
