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Computer engineer working in #Rust, #C, and #CPlusPlus. #micromobility enthusiast, including #longboarding, #unicycling, and #bicycling. Occasionally #sing the low […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ hachyderm.io/@sporksmith, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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sporksmith :unicycle: :rust: @sporksmith.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 5h
1.5x geared 26" unicycle! Doesn't have the fancy features of a schlumpf internal geared hub, namely "shifting", but pretty neat. Still getting used to it, but already going at comparable speeds as on my 36er according to strava. I'll need to look into adding a […] [Original post on hachyderm.io]
Close-up of the huni rex unicycle gearing mechanism. Each crank is connected to a sprocket below the hub of the wheel. it drives a chain which drives a sprocket connected to the hub, just above.A huni Rex geared unicycle
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abadidea @0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026
I heard a young man in a poorly lit back alley ask a young woman “do you want to feed ducks for two weeks, and get paid for it?” This is the first time a young man’s proposition has ever caught my attention.
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sporksmith :unicycle: :rust: @sporksmith.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026
The n+1 rule as applied to unicycles: A few years ago: I'm starting to get the hang of this borrowed 20" beginner unicycle! I think I'll buy a 26" - big enough to cruise around at a decent speed, but not too huge of a jump from 20" A few months later: Ok, I'm ready to get a 36" - the biggest […]
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sporksmith :unicycle: :rust: @sporksmith.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026
cool district, bro
Google maps satellite view, centered on an area labeled "cool district"
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sporksmith :unicycle: :rust: @sporksmith.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 11/10/2026
Towed my roller bag by unicycle for a few blocks across downtown Rotterdam, from one hotel to the next. Was easier than I expected! I stuck to the sidewalk to avoid blocking the bike lane, and walked when other people were nearby. If the Dutch were surprised by this sight, they didn't show it
A unicycle propped next to a 4 wheel roller bag, in a hotel room
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sporksmith :unicycle: :rust: @sporksmith.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
Cursed UI
a pizza topping selection screen, for choosing different toppings on the "left" and "right" sides of the pizza. for SOME of the toppings, the "left" selection is on the right side
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sporksmith :unicycle: :rust: @sporksmith.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
Every application should have a "my cat just walked across the keyboard" button that undoes the last 30 seconds.
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abadidea @0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 21/09/2026
I've had people ask before why I post art that's been drawn on lined or grid notebook paper and not blank drawing paper. It's honestly a big psychological hack: blank drawing paper is for "real" art and I'm afraid to mess it up, but art on lined paper is legally "a doodle" and the art cops have […]
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sporksmith :unicycle: :rust: @sporksmith.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2026
`git checkout -b terminate-harder` Hmm, maybe I should make *all* my branch names sound like movie titles.
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sporksmith :unicycle: :rust: @sporksmith.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2026
What a legend www.purdueexponent.org/campus/1-whe…
newspaper clipping from the Indianapolis news, July 7 1990. "one-wheel rider faces two charges"newspaper clipping from March 1992. "swordsman finds the law is his foil"
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sporksmith :unicycle: :rust: @sporksmith.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 14/09/2026
The bittersweet feeling of deleting a clever, but complex and fragile, optimization that has outlived its usefulness github.com/shadow/shadow/pull/3780
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Remove memory mapper by sporksmith · Pull Request #3780 · shadow/shadow
Removes the experimental command-line option --use-memory-manager (experimental config option use_memory_manager) Fixes #2581; previous discussion on this topic there. Also fixes #3622, which only ...
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sporksmith :unicycle: :rust: @sporksmith.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 12/09/2026
well i don't think i need to worry about not being seen
a 36" unicycle with a glowing green rim, propped upwheel of a 36" unicycle with a glowing green rim, being ridden, first person view
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sporksmith :unicycle: :rust: @sporksmith.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 06/09/2026
wait a minute... Is Fozzy Bear's "wokka wokka wokka!" onomatopoeia for a clown bicycle horn?? 🤯
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anarcat @anarcat.kolektiva.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/09/2026
RE: kolektiva.social/@AberdeenLocal1312… PIR (the .org registry) confirms it suspended the autistici.org domain name out of fear of the US legal threats, arguing it is "legally mandated to suspend it", which is not, IMHO, a given at all (given that PIR doesn't have any […]
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sporksmith :unicycle: :rust: @sporksmith.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 18/08/2026
pyyaml, implementing the yaml 1.1 spec: "You want me to encode this commit sha 24761e37 as a string? No problem! And since the 'e' doesn't have a '+' after it, this definitely doesn't look like a floating point number, and I can **and most definitely will** save you two bytes by not quoting it! […]
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sporksmith :unicycle: :rust: @sporksmith.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 11/08/2026
It's not uncommon for me to have some "midnight insight", where a solution to a technical problem I've been wrestling with comes to me while lying in bed half-asleep. Today was one of the much rarer instances that I actually remember in the morning what that solution was, and that solution is […]
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sporksmith :unicycle: :rust: @sporksmith.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 11/08/2026
Getting close (I think) to the finish line implementing posix record lock emulation for [shadow]. I'm at roughly 700 lines of implementation; 1300 lines of tests. Honestly it could probably use more tests :neofox_laugh_nervous: [shadow]: github.com/shadow/shadow
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GitHub - shadow/shadow: Shadow is a discrete-event network simulator that directly executes real application code, enabling you to simulate distributed systems with thousands of network-connected processes in realistic and scalable private network experiments using your laptop, desktop, or server running Linux.
Shadow is a discrete-event network simulator that directly executes real application code, enabling you to simulate distributed systems with thousands of network-connected processes in realistic an...
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sporksmith :unicycle: :rust: @sporksmith.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 31/07/2026
It's only a fall if the knee or hand regions of your body touch the ground. Otherwise it's a sparkling unplanned dismount. :unicycle:
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sporksmith :unicycle: :rust: @sporksmith.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 26/07/2026
Have been working on unicycle side-mount and one foot idle. Managed to string them together!
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sporksmith :unicycle: :rust: @sporksmith.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 22/07/2026
FINE I'll order new shoes
A decrepit pair of once-black Vans slip-on shoes, with one sole worn in half and outside of the shoe
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sporksmith :unicycle: :rust: @sporksmith.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 16/07/2026
Occasionally toying with the idea of publishing an environment-variable wrapper (EnvVar) I've cobbled together as its own python package. An EnvVar instance encapsulates an environment variable name, type, how it's parsed from string, default value, documentation, and its corresponding […]
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sporksmith :unicycle: :rust: @sporksmith.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 09/07/2026
whelp I hadn't specifically heard about a TX law, but I can't say I'm surprised. I wonder how hachyderm and other masto instances will deal with this
screenshot of the bluesky app blocking access without age verification
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sporksmith :unicycle: :rust: @sporksmith.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 30/06/2026
While riding on a quiet neighborhood street this morning: Woman on sidewalk: How did we get a mono-cyclist in the neighborhood?? Me: *Exaggerated shrug* 🤷 Woman: Gentrification! Dammit!
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sporksmith :unicycle: :rust: @sporksmith.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 30/06/2026
Side mount! Still working on consistency
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sporksmith :unicycle: :rust: @sporksmith.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 18/06/2026
I wonder how often a phone gets dropped down one of these jet bridge gaps
A jet bridge gap
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sporksmith :unicycle: :rust: @sporksmith.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 18/06/2026
On my way to Michigan for Midwest Mini Meet and a family visit. Finally trying flying with my unis in the bike hard case I got off fb marketplace a couple years ago for this purpose. Compared to the bike bag I usually use it's easier to pack and lug (roll) […] [Original post on hachyderm.io]
Two unicycles packed into hard-sided bicycle travel case
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sporksmith :unicycle: :rust: @sporksmith.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 05/06/2026
Is there a video editor on android that'll let you animate how a video is cropped? Capcut claims to have an auto-follow feature but it doesn't seem to work at all. I'd settle for manually adding keyframes. I think I know how to do it in Kdenlive but don't feel like sitting at my pc
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sporksmith :unicycle: :rust: @sporksmith.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 22/05/2026
New uni arrived yesterday! My first 20" wheel, more suited for agility and tricks (but not great for distance). Was going to get an entry level one, but online friends upsold me to a shiny mad4one that I'll be hard pressed to break or outgrow (skill-wise) Had […] [Original post on hachyderm.io]
A shiny new unicycleA large, empty pump track
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meejah @meejah.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/05/2026
I coach a youth robotics team. The robots are programmed in #Java, on the #Android ecosystem. Looking for suggestions for good, short courses in Java suitable for high-school aged humans (15 to 18). Paid courses are fine too. I'm looking for practical, "do some short assignments" type of […]
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sporksmith :unicycle: :rust: @sporksmith.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 20/05/2026
Worked on rolling mounts a bit today, in preparation for level testing at the #unicycle Midwest mini meet next month. Getting smoother, but for testing I need to ensure the wheel doesn't stop, and definitely doesn't roll back.
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sporksmith :unicycle: :rust: @sporksmith.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 19/05/2026
Mmmm... forbidden Whoppers ™️
Screenshot of a product photo of a large bag of chocolate-brown spheres, resembling Whoppers candies. The title text reveals that they are "biodegradable clay sling shot ammo"
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Russell E Taylor III @ret3.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/05/2026
Bike-thru >>> drive-thru
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sporksmith :unicycle: :rust: @sporksmith.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 07/05/2026
FTAOD is the name of my office-core metal band
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sporksmith :unicycle: :rust: @sporksmith.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 02/05/2026
I could use a stitch here, but it just doesn't feel worth digging out the sewing kit for fewer than nine.
A small hole developing at the corner of a pants cargo pocket
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sporksmith :unicycle: :rust: @sporksmith.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 17/04/2026
tsa searches my bag to inspect my juggling balls 50% of the time. this time i have a set of 3 juggling balls, a set of 3 percussion juggling balls, and 2 pairs of asalatos. figuring they'd want to check them for sure i put them all in their own bag. nope, went straight through
A pile of juggling balls and juggling-adjacent percussion instruments
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sporksmith :unicycle: :rust: @sporksmith.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 10/04/2026
People joke about how medical insurance doesn't cover teeth because those are *luxury* bones. Well, it turns out dental insurance typically doesn't cover filling cavities in *wisdom* teeth. Apparently those are *premium plus* bones.
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sporksmith :unicycle: :rust: @sporksmith.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 08/04/2026
continuing to experiment with consuming media in Spanish, after a couple years of Duolingo. I have three copies of El Escape de la Robot Salvaje (The Wild Robot Escapes) checked out in Libby - English, Spanish, and Spanish audio. It's juvenile fiction, so relatively simple and with short […]
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Matt Blaze @mattblaze.federate.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/04/2026
He literally told us that the objective is to “wipe out their whole civilization”. If that isn’t a crime against humanity, the most fundamental of war crimes, nothing is. Virtually no one wants this. It will accomplish nothing. We must stop it.
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sporksmith :unicycle: :rust: @sporksmith.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 07/04/2026
Watched the Lost Boys a couple times over the last couple days - original audio track with spanish subtitles, and then with the spanish audio track. IDK how effective it is as spanish practice, but it has definitely drilled into my head: 🧒 🎵 thou shall not kiiiilll 🎵 (the soundtrack lyrics […]
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sporksmith :unicycle: :rust: @sporksmith.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 06/04/2026
According to some facebook post, I guess Thursday is "national unicorn day"? There are a bunch of search results for it but they all basically just say "unicorns are cool". Who decides that they have a day and what day it is? What nation is the "national" even referring to? Look, when people […]
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Matt Blaze @mattblaze.federate.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/04/2026
In the southern hemisphere, April Fools day is observed on October 1st, because of the Coriolis effect.
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sporksmith :unicycle: :rust: @sporksmith.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 24/03/2026
woo, i'm in 5 frames of the austin arts and parks ride recap 😆
A unicyclist riding down a street with bicyclists
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sporksmith :unicycle: :rust: @sporksmith.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 18/03/2026
Time for package to travel from Australia to Chicago and clear customs on both sides: 7 days Time for USPS to get package from Chicago to Austin: 14 days, 11 of which with no updates Maybe it ended up in some backlog queue in Chicago? Oh well, soon I should […] [Original post on hachyderm.io]
Screenshot showing part of the timeline of USPS package tracking. Arrived in Chicago on March 4; next update is arrived in Dallas on March 15.
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sporksmith :unicycle: :rust: @sporksmith.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 17/03/2026
Is this a bag full of... iphone boards?? i see an a9 processor
closeup of a circuit board on the street. it has an apple a9 processora clear plastic bag of circuit boards scattered on the street, along with a yellow safety vest
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404 Media @feed.www.404media.co.ap.brid.gy · 11/03/2026
Copilot “can help with routine Senate work, including drafting and editing documents, summarizing information, preparing talking points and briefing material, and conducting research and analysis,” the memo says.
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Here’s the Memo Approving Gemini, ChatGPT, and Copilot for Use in the Senate
A top Senate administrator approved OpenAI’s ChatGPT, Google’s Gemini, and Microsoft’s Copilot for official use in the Senate, the __New York Times_ reported on Tuesday_. 404 Media has obtained the full text of the memo and is publishing it below. “The Sergeant at Arms (SAA) office of the Chief Information Officer (CIO) has approved the use of three Generative Artificial Intelligence (AI) platforms with Senate data,” the memo starts. It also says the SAA will provide each Senate employee with one free license to either Gemini Chat or ChatGPT Enterprise, with Copilot also available at no cost. 💡 ****Do you know anything else about the government's use of AI? I would love to hear from you. Using a non-work device, you can message me securely on Signal at joseph.404 or send me an email at joseph@404media.co.**** The memo says Copilot “can help with routine Senate work, including drafting and editing documents, summarizing information, preparing talking points and briefing material, and conducting research and analysis.” As the _New York Times_ wrote, questions remain around how staffers who deal with sensitive or classified information might use the tools. And more broadly, it shows the spread of AI chatbots across government, although how much the Senate will use it in this case is unclear. The full memo reads: The Sergeant at Arms (SAA) office of the Chief Information Officer (CIO) has approved the use of three Generative Artificial Intelligence (AI) platforms with Senate data. Microsoft Copilot Chat is available now for use by all Senate employees at no cost. Google Workspace with Gemini Chat and OpenAI ChatGPT Enterprise also have been approved for use with the assignment of a Senate license. The SAA will provide each Senate employee one Generative AI license at no cost for either Google Workspace with Gemini Chat or OpenAI ChatGPT Enterprise. More information about licensing for those two platforms will be provided by the CIO in the next thirty days. ABOUT COPILOT CHAT Copilot Chat is an AI assistant that is integrated into the Senate’s Microsoft 365 environment. It can help with routine Senate work, including drafting and editing documents, summarizing information, preparing talking points and briefing material, and conducting research and analysis. You can access the Copilot Chat web app here or download the Copilot Chat app on your mobile device. You may also see Copilot offered as a sidebar tool within Microsoft applications like Word and Excel. Important Note: Copilot Chat does not have access to any Senate data unless that information is explicitly shared within a prompt. Copilot does not search internal drives, shared folders, email, Teams chats, or any other Senate resources on its own. Copilot Chat operates in Microsoft’s secure government cloud and meets federal and Senate cybersecurity requirements. Data shared with Copilot Chat stays within the secure Microsoft 365 Government environment and is protected by the same controls that safeguard other Senate data. To learn more about Copilot Chat, take the Copilot Chat Training. Use of artificial intelligence tools is governed by the Senate AI Policy and applicable officelevel policies. To learn more about Senate AI initiatives, visit the Artificial Intelligence Webster Page.
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sporksmith :unicycle: :rust: @sporksmith.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 06/03/2026
Thanks in part to unicycles being nearly silent, I occasionally inadvertently photobomb someone when riding park paths etc. I just keep going, but I do wish I could see their reactions when they check their camera and see a goofy-ass unicyclist going by behind them
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sporksmith :unicycle: :rust: @sporksmith.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 05/03/2026
Well I guess this was bound to happen when I started juggling on my neighborhood unicycle rides 😅 . A dropped ball rolled right into a storm drain. I tried lying down and reaching with my arm, first. I couldn't reach it, but at least I got my arm back […] [Original post on hachyderm.io]
A juggling ball, at the bottom of a storm drainA juggling ball held by a "grabber arm", outside of a storm drain. A unicycle is lying nearby
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sporksmith :unicycle: :rust: @sporksmith.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 04/03/2026
Is there a canonical name and/or explainer of the principle of trying an operation and handling errors if the operation fails, instead of trying to check ahead of time if we *think* an operation will succeed, and replacing error-handling with "this couldn't POSSIBLY fail, because we checked […]
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