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Bob Aman

@sporkmonger.com

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Staff Security Engineer @ Discord He/him. I want to make today more just than yesterday. May I pet your dog? Minneapolis. DMs: @sporkmonger on Discord

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Bob Aman @sporkmonger.com · 14/02/2026

Receipt for a $100 donation on gofundme.

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Bob Aman @sporkmonger.com · 20/09/2025

It might not be Fifth Ave but it’s sure as hell murder.

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Bob Aman @sporkmonger.com · 20/08/2025

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Bob Aman @sporkmonger.com · 23/07/2025

That’s okay, our dog’s got that one covered. Just need more people to get hugs from her.

Ori crowd-surfing at Pride and giving everyone hugs.

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Bob Aman @sporkmonger.com · 20/02/2025

If only spring were evenly distributed.

Weather forecast for -10 degrees F low and 8 degrees F high.

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Bob Aman @sporkmonger.com · 24/11/2024

Show me your pet and what they were named after.

Ori the labradoodle looking up in a friendly way.

Ori, an animal character from the eponymous video game.

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Bob Aman @sporkmonger.com · 28/06/2023

I fixed it.

Screenshot of the original post with its screenshot, rotated unhelpfully to correct the original skewed screenshot rotation.

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Bob Aman @sporkmonger.com · 04/06/2023

How my dad seals an opened bag of chips:

A bag of tortilla chips, held closed with two woodworking clamps.

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Bob Aman @sporkmonger.com · 27/05/2023

This is Afi. Unfortunately, she just committed a murder, but somehow the courts have found her innocent on all counts.

Afi the cream-colored labradoodle, sitting in the grass with a big smile.

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Bob Aman @sporkmonger.com · 21/05/2023

It’s been almost a decade since the last time I did public speaking. BSides Seattle was a lot of fun!

Me at a podium, beginning a talk entitled “WebAssembly for Detection Engineering”.

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Bob Aman @sporkmonger.com · 15/05/2023

We trained our dogs to wait for their food but that hasn’t stopped them from training us to feel bad about it.

Ori the labradoodle laying patiently next to her food bowl with her head resting on her paws, looking up with her very best puppy dog eyes.

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Bob Aman @sporkmonger.com · 06/05/2023

This is what it’s like trying to write documentation.

Afi the labradoodle staring over the top of a laptop as documentation is written.

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Bob Aman @sporkmonger.com · 01/05/2023

Here's the gist as a screenshot if anyone's not keen to punch credentials into the wrong website.

A screenshot of several BlueSky profiles with numbers from 0.0 to 1.0 representing how aligned that user is with the viewer's network.

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Bob Aman @sporkmonger.com · 29/04/2023

Didn’t want to draw the blinds for privacy, so please excuse the redactions. The 19” rack-mount sections are for audio hardware and a KVM. I’m still in the process of switching to rack power to avoid having a bunch of messy surge strips stuffed in the back. Desk frame is sit-stand.

Custom solid oak sit-stand desk with 4x 3U 19” rack-mount sections across the top.

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Bob Aman @sporkmonger.com · 28/04/2023

Afi and Ori both do this any time vegetables are getting chopped in the kitchen.

Afi and Ori, the labradoodles, sitting patiently, waiting for vegetables.

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Bob Aman @sporkmonger.com · 28/04/2023

Dogs you say?

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Bob Aman @sporkmonger.com · 28/04/2023

Ori’s entire personality, summed up in a single picture.

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Bob Aman @sporkmonger.com · 27/04/2023

You know when you feel the need to check on your dogs to make sure they’re still alive? That’s called getting proof-of-woof.

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