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Daniel

@sporkingo.bsky.social
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Daniel @sporkingo.bsky.social · 11h
We're here for you, us Den have to stick together in this danless world
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Daniel @sporkingo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I remember my brother getting x-2 for his birthday, and starting it in the living room and my mum being weirded out and my step dad saying they look very realistic
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Daniel @sporkingo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yeah but did you have diarrhoea that day?
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Daniel @sporkingo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I really want this game cause I know I'd love it, but I also know my friend would love it. It's quite the dilemma
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Daniel @sporkingo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Apparently to get better at socialising I need to socialise. Sounds fake but okay
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Daniel @sporkingo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
How much training did you have for this train journey?
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Daniel @sporkingo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Coupled with "and then you can have ai write your reply, for their ai to summarise" and nobody realises the stupidity of it all
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Daniel @sporkingo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I have at least once gone to the O2 institute in Birmingham instead of the O2 academy, but that's it
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Daniel @sporkingo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Shrek: My Diet Is Ruined!
Alt: Shrek: My Diet Is Ruined!
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Daniel @sporkingo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Cue me immediately starting the site "steamframepleasegaben.net"
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Daniel @sporkingo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
We also learn there's a darkness inside of you. What did freddo do to deserve this eh?!
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Daniel @sporkingo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
My therapist told me I should write down things, so I did what every normal person does and spend a week making a server to hold notes for the writing I'll definitely get round to
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Daniel @sporkingo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I've always thought that, thank you for affirming my opinion
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Daniel @sporkingo.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
God, the things I'd do for that my washable romance t shirt
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Daniel @sporkingo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I've been having a bit of a rough time lately, and seeing this come up on YouTube and watching it, just something low stakes and fun, it definitely helped, so thank you
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Daniel @sporkingo.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
It's where you do random stuff with admin privileges right?
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Daniel @sporkingo.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I have had it on my to watch list now for well over a decade, I'll get round to it soon, I swear!
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Daniel @sporkingo.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
GaMeRgAtE
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Daniel @sporkingo.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I think I've watched the TV series dozens of times now, for a while it was my fiancées go to show to fall asleep to
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Daniel @sporkingo.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
My brother just said Nice biscuits are top tier. Was he adopted? Found in a field? Can we give him back?
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Daniel @sporkingo.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
It's also a wonderful reminder that solitaire is really fun!
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Daniel @sporkingo.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Voice notes are the worst thing to happen to communication and I will die on this hill. Message me or call me, don't make me pause what I'm watching!
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Daniel @sporkingo.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
That's actually a genius idea. I can get my wishlist below 100!
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Daniel @sporkingo.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Can we guess the names? Project custard cream? Project digestive?
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Daniel @sporkingo.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I'm in London next week too, this is not very welcoming!
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Daniel @sporkingo.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Thanks, I needed this today
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Daniel @sporkingo.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Definitely haven't spent 2 days now panicking cause my friends invited me to visit. I'm a totally mentally healthy person
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Daniel @sporkingo.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Not all countries believe cats have nine lives, I think it's Spain that thinks they've got seven. So that one game gets a pass for that alone
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Daniel @sporkingo.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I hope you're doing a one person show of Fleabag for us
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Daniel @sporkingo.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
So you're saying your relationships might not Survive I'll see myself out
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Daniel @sporkingo.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
You joke, but a few years back when it got this hot my partner mowed the lawn at 9am for 20 minutes and had to get specialist burn cream for the sunburn cause it was that bad!
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Daniel @sporkingo.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I once saw The Contortionist supporting and I don't ask for much with a frontman, but at least face the crowd, and try and mumble in time with the rest of the band Conversely, I saw Madina Lake perform at a festival to about a dozen people. They weren't good but fuck did they put their all into it
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Daniel @sporkingo.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I hope you vote for me
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Daniel @sporkingo.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Making your own RJ45s is surely a cry for help. Is everything okay
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Daniel @sporkingo.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Would you say its methamatically impossible to understand
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Daniel @sporkingo.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Hail sized potato sized hail
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Daniel @sporkingo.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Had a dream there was a taskmaster task to write a poem, and yes I did remember the poem and write it down upon waking up There once was a small man, Horne From whom taskmaster was born He worshipped a giant man For him he does everything he can But still the giant looked on with scorn
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Daniel @sporkingo.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
When we bought out house, the solicitor wanted a check, so we asked the bank for a checkbook, they laughed at us, then went to the solicitor and laughed at them as well
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Daniel @sporkingo.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Are just bank transfers not a thing in US? If I want to send money it goes straight from my bank to theirs, no fees, no nothing. At worst it takes a bit of time to go through if it's a bank holiday
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Daniel @sporkingo.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Two of my friends have said X, and honestly I don't think I can look them in the eye anymore
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Daniel @sporkingo.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Started a huge debate with my friends as to when the end of the alphabet starts. I'm solidly on Q, my friends say P. My fiancé said U, and yes I'm cancelling the wedding
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Daniel @sporkingo.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
If I ever see you at a gig I'll crowdsurf you myself. It is so much fun! Never too late to crowdsurf too
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Daniel @sporkingo.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
She has your eyes
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Daniel @sporkingo.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
I was already gonna watch it but that's pushed it up the list
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Daniel @sporkingo.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
This feels like a dig at her parenting skills, you may want to rethink!
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Daniel @sporkingo.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I love how half of it was their wives being scared, and the other half was the boys going "hey look at this cool thing I found"
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Daniel @sporkingo.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
But can banjo kazooie really beat out my childhood nostalgia?! That's the real question here!
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Daniel @sporkingo.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
I've not watched it yet but I hope the change is that you're committed to going insane. Eat your shoes and finish the job
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Daniel @sporkingo.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
I'd 100% sign up just for this if I had the money
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Daniel @sporkingo.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Persuading my partner to do things by threatening to tell her the whole history of the targaryen family until she moves
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