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Daniel @sporkingo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Apparently to get better at socialising I need to socialise. Sounds fake but okay

Daniel @sporkingo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

My therapist told me I should write down things, so I did what every normal person does and spend a week making a server to hold notes for the writing I'll definitely get round to

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Daniel @sporkingo.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

My brother just said Nice biscuits are top tier. Was he adopted? Found in a field? Can we give him back?

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Daniel @sporkingo.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Voice notes are the worst thing to happen to communication and I will die on this hill. Message me or call me, don't make me pause what I'm watching!

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Daniel @sporkingo.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Definitely haven't spent 2 days now panicking cause my friends invited me to visit. I'm a totally mentally healthy person

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Daniel @sporkingo.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

Had a dream there was a taskmaster task to write a poem, and yes I did remember the poem and write it down upon waking up There once was a small man, Horne From whom taskmaster was born He worshipped a giant man For him he does everything he can But still the giant looked on with scorn

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Daniel @sporkingo.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Started a huge debate with my friends as to when the end of the alphabet starts. I'm solidly on Q, my friends say P. My fiancé said U, and yes I'm cancelling the wedding

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Daniel @sporkingo.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

Persuading my partner to do things by threatening to tell her the whole history of the targaryen family until she moves

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Daniel @sporkingo.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

Turns out the soap I've been using for the past few days to wash myself with was actually a candle

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Daniel @sporkingo.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

Nothing I hate more than how you have to watch a TV show the minute it's out now, because otherwise someone will just make memes of it and spoil it

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Daniel @sporkingo.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

Maybe all these cloudflare outages should teach us something about putting all our eggs in one basket? Naaaah too much effort

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Daniel @sporkingo.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

Currently sat watching puppies in the corner of a metal gig. I'm the coolest kid

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Daniel @sporkingo.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

I should stop obsessively trying to find my chemical romance tickets, it's not gonna happen

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Daniel @sporkingo.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

Nose started bleeding whilst I was mouthwashing. Instinctively breathed in. 0/10, would not recommend

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Daniel @sporkingo.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

Finally started Clair Obscur and I'm not sure which hurts more, the emotional pain of the first half of the prologue or how bad I am at dodging

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Daniel @sporkingo.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

Just had the ai training at work, where they showed us how to make a template for a document, then fill out the document, and then summarise the document, with ai. At no point did anyone question why that document was made if it was only going to be fed back into an ai

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Daniel @sporkingo.bsky.social · 01/06/2025

Currently deep into an argument with my partner as to whether a sandwich is one slice of bread folded over or two slices of bread

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Daniel @sporkingo.bsky.social · 15/05/2025

There's an event happening near me and all the advertising is "free event! With parking!". It's next week, and I still don't actually know what it is

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Daniel @sporkingo.bsky.social · 15/05/2025

Was talking about a large rat and my partner said I reference Princess Bride too much. Which is, of course, inconceivable

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Daniel @sporkingo.bsky.social · 03/05/2025

We've finally hit 70 blankets for wedding favours and are now the crazy family who buy out all blankets at a shop

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Daniel @sporkingo.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

Me:"it's been a while since I got my ccna, I should start on my ccnp" Also me:"what the fuck is a switchport"

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Daniel @sporkingo.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

Apparently I Cum Blood isn't an appropriate song to walk down the aisle to. The wedding is cancelled

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Daniel @sporkingo.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

Just woke up from a dream where I had nearly finished bloodborne 2 and now reality sucks

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Daniel @sporkingo.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

Is there any pain worse than having a sting stuck in your head, but not the words or even some of the tune, just one particular sound that you know you know from somewhere

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Daniel @sporkingo.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

Can someone please teach Nintendo what ssds are? I am sick of sd cards now!

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Daniel @sporkingo.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

Night 2 of trying to sleep post hair transplant, and I really hope it goes better this time. I should not have stayed up playing batman arkham city though, that one is on me entirely

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Daniel @sporkingo.bsky.social · 21/03/2025

The Friday 4pm "what am I doing with my life" crash is hitting hard

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Daniel @sporkingo.bsky.social · 16/03/2025

Had a dream there was a Daredevil game like the batman arkham games but to convey Matt's guilt they just put so many crimes at once and you couldn't stop them all and save everyone

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Daniel @sporkingo.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

Public toilets that close are a travesty and really we should be rioting in the streets over it

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Daniel @sporkingo.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

Waited till exactly 5:01 to fart because I'm a professional business person

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Daniel @sporkingo.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

Like most couples, mine and my partners lives were forever changed by Untitled Goose Game and we now communicate through mostly honks

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Daniel @sporkingo.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

Every day I wake up and there's no new buffy the vampire slayer, and I question what is even the point anymore

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Daniel @sporkingo.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

I don't like to brag but it was actually me who coined the term "delusions of grandeur"

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Daniel @sporkingo.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

I have a button by my bed that runs a home assistant automation to turn everything in my house off. It has two more buttons, but I can't think of what I could do with them for the life of me

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Daniel @sporkingo.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

I made this account to see if I could get a raspberry pi to post for me about a month ago, and so far all I've done is look at cats

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The Left Bible @theleftbible.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

Don’t share this or Liz Truss will sue you xoxo

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Daniel @sporkingo.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

I should probably post something here, this will have to do

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