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cp @spooky.bsky.social · 18/06/2023

Starting up some new salem witch trials but to sus out the lactose intolerants.

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Oh your restaurant is inclusive? You let everyone in? What about people who are annoying, or worse, what if they’re bad?!

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cp @spooky.bsky.social · 20/05/2023

Pinin’ for a simpl’r time before mirrors were invented and if’n ya wanted to see yourself you had to catch a warbly glance in the surface of a bubblin’ brook.

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cp @spooky.bsky.social · 11/05/2023

The Great Gatsby

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cp @spooky.bsky.social · 10/05/2023

not nearly enough gays on here, doesn’t bode well.

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cp @spooky.bsky.social · 09/05/2023

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The Art of the Seal

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@poetickate.bsky.social greetings daughter of the long aisles. Thy handmaiden has informed me of your required accommodations. The council shall convene at midnight for a demonstration of your power.

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cp @spooky.bsky.social · 07/05/2023

Starting up some new salem witch trials but to sus out the lactose intolerants.

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Fellas, is it gay to eat cereal out of the mouth of a live crocodile?

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cp @spooky.bsky.social · 07/05/2023

First date idea, we swallow ourselves whole like snakes

cp @spooky.bsky.social · 06/05/2023

@parkermit.bsky.social Welcome pardn’r, tie up yer horses and shine up yer spurs, yer at yer journey’s end

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My psychic keeps telling me the last thing I need are “followers”

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Like too little lotion scraped over too little skin

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“Part of this complete breakfast” (It’s just a couple dried noodles and the ants that found them)

Behind every good shitposter is the most repulsive living room you’ve ever smelled

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Gettin’ myself real greasy before my lunch with the queen

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the fbi doesn’t want you to know how slippery babies can get. They’re covering it up.

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Lost another job because they didn’t like all my homemade perfumes and ointments and salves

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First date idea, we defuse a bomb I planted

First date idea, we both clean out our voicemails

Bats don’t have nearly enough eyes

Working on a new guy. I’m told people like when they’re outrageously tall so I’ll try that this time.

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Just saw a lady walking a dog that was easily twice her size. Like melt both of them down into two different vats of goo and you got a 2:1 dog-to-lady goo scenario going on.