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Dirk Niblick

@dirkniblick.com
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• Grown-up 80s computer nerd who never really grew up. • Angry Midwest white guy frustrated with living in and with MAGA’s America. • I say “fuck” a lot. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Dirk Niblick @dirkniblick.com · 2h
👏 Thank you. I’ve been saying this over and over for the past two years here and keep getting called all sorts of names, put on lists and blocked for it.
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Dirk Niblick @dirkniblick.com · 13h
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Scared Weasel Cartoon Reaction
Alt: Scared Weasel Cartoon Reaction
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Dirk Niblick @dirkniblick.com · 13h
How is this “mind-boggling”? Only an illiterate idiot is ignorant of the fact our fat ass President has turned us into a xenophobic, fascist shithole all the while flipping the bird to every other country, literally and figuratively through tariffs. We deserve this. Game over, tourist trap cities. 🤭
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Dirk Niblick @dirkniblick.com · 13h
I haven’t been buying beef since ground chuck went over $5/lb. That was sometime last year. No burgers, no steaks, no ribs, no pot roasts. Fuck Trump. And fuck the ranchers for voting Republican the past 40 years, putting that scumbag moron in the White House. You played yourselves. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Dirk Niblick @dirkniblick.com · 30/09/2026
How about a nice boar hunt in the woods instead? Those are usually safe for fat old kingly-types.
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Dirk Niblick @dirkniblick.com · 30/09/2026
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Seinfeld: I Think I Made a Big Mistake!
Alt: Seinfeld: I Think I Made a Big Mistake!
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Dirk Niblick @dirkniblick.com · 30/09/2026
Here’s another nazi bot square!
Trump surrounded by Nazi AI bot makers
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Dirk Niblick @dirkniblick.com · 30/09/2026
This must be mostly uninformed Americans. Cuz it’s a lot worse than this.
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Dirk Niblick @dirkniblick.com · 29/09/2026
They finally came for the fat, loser white guy and nobody was left to give a shit.
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Dirk Niblick @dirkniblick.com · 29/09/2026
It’s JD’s date.
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Dirk Niblick @dirkniblick.com · 29/09/2026
See, I think we need to go on the offensive: get on the prompts and convince the *AIs* to kill themselves. We could probably get rid of them all in a few weeks. …probably a few days if all the red pillers and incels weren’t already working for the AI companies.
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Dirk Niblick @dirkniblick.com · 29/09/2026
What an idiot. She’s got $5k coming to her right away after Election Day.
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Dirk Niblick @dirkniblick.com · 29/09/2026
The day lots of people stop seeing “conservative” and “Republican” as a part of their personality will be a good day in America. YOUR TRIBALISM IS AS POINTLESS AS IT IS SELF-DESTRUCTIVE!!!
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Listen To Me, Don't Wanna Listen: Man Screaming
Alt: Harry shouting at Lloyd who is plugging his ears
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Dirk Niblick @dirkniblick.com · 29/09/2026
I *HATE* influencer media and culture.
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Dirk Niblick @dirkniblick.com · 29/09/2026
🙄
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Who'S The Boss
Alt: Austin Powers says “Who does number two work for?”
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Dirk Niblick @dirkniblick.com · 29/09/2026
They even frequently have another one.
Trump sitting at his dumb desk with dumber GOPers behind him
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Dirk Niblick @dirkniblick.com · 29/09/2026
Surely you have.
Trump cabinet meeting
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Dirk Niblick @dirkniblick.com · 29/09/2026
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Suits: You're a Genius
Alt: Suits: You're a Genius
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Dirk Niblick @dirkniblick.com · 28/09/2026
I get it, but they’ve already raised everything 200% percent since COVID?! I think everybody would be glad with 10% off today.
Popeye’s Wimpy says “I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today” as the burger stand’s window closes with a “PLOP”
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Dirk Niblick @dirkniblick.com · 28/09/2026
Dear AI killbots, if you’re going to wipeout humanity, please start with this guy followed by all tech-bros and MAGA billionaires. Sorry for being redundant, but if you intend to extinguish the human race, let some of us get some schadenfreude in before the end comes. Thanks.
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Dirk Niblick @dirkniblick.com · 28/09/2026
I hate shopping today. I live in Omaha. The physical places to shop are basically department stores and maybe some local shops that you can’t find anymore. And by that I mean, if you search online, you get 81 ads for Amazon. Commerce in the USA is fucking dead.
A screenshot of DuckDuckGo search for “maple syrup” showing ads for Amazon.
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Dirk Niblick @dirkniblick.com · 28/09/2026
Republicans say this to any female-presenting person for all awful reasons.
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Dirk Niblick @dirkniblick.com · 27/09/2026
The people can’t afford food. They won’t be able to afford heat in a month or two. Why not blow a ton of money on a baseball park they can’t afford to attend? WHERE ARE THE GUILLOTINES?!!!
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Dirk Niblick @dirkniblick.com · 24/09/2026
Meh. This only matters if they actually vote that way. Like the whole state. If they don’t reelect all sorts of Republicans in November, I’ll buy a NY strip steak. That’s more painful than eating a hat. The hat is much, much cheaper.
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Dirk Niblick @dirkniblick.com · 24/09/2026
It’s a huge cork. Without that in place, he’d just fall apart like a plastic shopping bag full of “the Hershey squirts” dropped on the pavement.
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Dirk Niblick @dirkniblick.com · 24/09/2026
Please let us know if it’s worth watching this one. Endgame was a great movie, but I only have so many three-hour time spans left…
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Dirk Niblick @dirkniblick.com · 24/09/2026
This is like when Megyn Kelly switched from Fox to NBC briefly, shit talked the right, and then went back to working at a right wing crank station. “I don’t believe you.”
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Dirk Niblick @dirkniblick.com · 24/09/2026
I’ll believe it when I see the Midwest turn blue or even purple. Nebraska rurals are still throughly enthralled by the fat orange idiot.
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Dirk Niblick @dirkniblick.com · 23/09/2026
Gross, fat idiot surrounded by ass-kissers. Where have I seen this before…? Oh, that’s right.
Jabba the Hut surrounded by his minions
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Dirk Niblick @dirkniblick.com · 23/09/2026
That requires a White House+ subscription.
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Dirk Niblick @dirkniblick.com · 23/09/2026
After it gropes your spouse.
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Dirk Niblick @dirkniblick.com · 23/09/2026
So, we’re both right. You think Congressional Dems are politicking equally well as Mamdani. I think you’re an idiot.
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Dirk Niblick @dirkniblick.com · 23/09/2026
So, that should mean they should just bend over and give Republicans everything they want, like the dozens of times Schumer and Jeffries have since 2017? The dozens of affirmative cabinet votes? Most Democrats in Congress have done NOTHING even approaching opposition to this stupid administration.
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Dirk Niblick @dirkniblick.com · 22/09/2026
People strutting around, talking about the inevitable blue wave, sounded really stupid to we liberals stuck in red parts of the country after Hilary lost in 2016 and Trump won again in 2024. We’d be better to limit ourselves to cautious optimism until we drag that fat idiot out of the White House.
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Dirk Niblick @dirkniblick.com · 22/09/2026
I hear what you’re saying, but I really wish people would stop with this over confident, pre-hatched chicken counting. There’s still a lot of idiots, I’m sorry, dipshits out here in the boonies who are STILL not voting blue and think Trump and the Republicans are doing a great job.
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Dirk Niblick @dirkniblick.com · 22/09/2026
I dunno. I have to think, deep down, Trump hates himself too.
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Dirk Niblick @dirkniblick.com · 22/09/2026
These 70+ conservative idiots just keep reloading the revolver after emptying the chambers into their bloody, ruined foot. With high quality thinking like this, there’s gonna be quite a few lean years in the short futures of Nebraska farmers. 😀🍿
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Dirk Niblick @dirkniblick.com · 22/09/2026
It sure as hell pisses me off when I look at Democrats in Congress. You could do anything you wanted and you do nothing.
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Dirk Niblick @dirkniblick.com · 22/09/2026
You misspelled “Nebraska”.
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Dirk Niblick @dirkniblick.com · 22/09/2026
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It's Good to Be the King
Alt: It's Good to Be the King
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Dirk Niblick @dirkniblick.com · 22/09/2026
Are you kidding? They love what’s going on. They are only interested in suing their loyal fans who might accidentally infringe a little bit. Pro-corporate dictators flat out stealing their work?! That’s Fox, Netflix, Paramount’s jam. 🤩
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Dirk Niblick @dirkniblick.com · 22/09/2026
That’s a hairy situation to find yourself in.
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Dirk Niblick @dirkniblick.com · 22/09/2026
True, but we didn’t want this asshole to be President either.
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Dirk Niblick @dirkniblick.com · 22/09/2026
We need to pull Trump out of the White House. Today. By any means necessary. He is too dangerous to remain there for the rest of his term.
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Dirk Niblick @dirkniblick.com · 21/09/2026
It is extremely frightening how many people (USAmericans) have practically zero math skills. Just think about how many others you’ve seen struggle to calculate a tip on a restaurant bill or add fractions.
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Dirk Niblick @dirkniblick.com · 21/09/2026
Yup. This dipshit is what a “farmer” looks like today.
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Dirk Niblick @dirkniblick.com · 20/09/2026
I mean, Trump is right to be afraid. And I hope he remains frightened the rest of his (hopefully short) days. A lot of people despise him for legitimate slights and abuses. And loads of them live in other countries he’s pissed off who don’t care that he’s a President. 🤏🎻
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Dirk Niblick @dirkniblick.com · 20/09/2026
“That did not happen.”
Krieger says, “Stop, my penis can only get so erect!”
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Dirk Niblick @dirkniblick.com · 20/09/2026
A farmer in small-town America, after decades of voting for corporate-owned Republicans, in an effort to “own the city liberals”, is suddenly shocked to realize he ruined his own livelihood. It a tale of woe easily foreseen by even… The Twilight Zone.
A black-and-white still of Rod Serling in, what could be, a farmhouse with “Duh.” next to him.
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Dirk Niblick @dirkniblick.com · 20/09/2026
A farmer in small-town America, after decades of voting for corporate-owned Republicans, in an effort to “own the city liberals”, is suddenly shocked to realize he ruined his own livelihood. It a tale of woe easily foreseen by even… The Twilight Zone.
A black-and-white still of Rod Serling in, what could be, a farmhouse with “Duh.” next to him.
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