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Splitdipless (or Main.py) @splitdipless.bsky.social · 22h
Let's pull a @tizzyent.bsky.social and identify these "police." Toronto, and the GTA, tell me who these villains are.
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Splitdipless (or Main.py) @splitdipless.bsky.social · 22h
The outrage is so poorly manufactured, so flimsy, that even those that showcase it can't adequately describe it.
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Splitdipless (or Main.py) @splitdipless.bsky.social · 22h
It's a multioptipupiloptomy. To keep from damaging the eye sockets, they've got to go in through the rectum.
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Splitdipless (or Main.py) @splitdipless.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
In hindsight, Mulroney was mistaken and was not building a nation, but building a better market to sell to just the USA.
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Splitdipless (or Main.py) @splitdipless.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
He'll 'release' the details? Does he have an alternative set of details that are lies that he thinks are the real reason for the war?
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Splitdipless (or Main.py) @splitdipless.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Oh, so this is why they hate the ICC - because they are war criminals.
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Splitdipless (or Main.py) @splitdipless.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Well, that sucks. Demand resignation? Use every opportunity to point out our own police don't care for its citizens? I know, we basically do that already.
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Splitdipless (or Main.py) @splitdipless.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
...and blame Canada for election interference.
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Splitdipless (or Main.py) @splitdipless.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Is this TPS or OPP? If TPS - Chow, fire the Chief.
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Splitdipless (or Main.py) @splitdipless.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Here we can see the efficiency of biking over driving. One lane of bikes protesting a bike lane removal is equivalent to 3 lanes of Police cars.
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Theo Moudakis @theomoudakis.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Please enjoy my cartoon for Wednesday's Toronto Star
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Splitdipless (or Main.py) @splitdipless.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
finance.yahoo.com/technology/a... If a company releases an AI that hacks into other devices, then that company should be charged and tried for hacking.
finance.yahoo.com
Anthropic warns AI could 'self-replicate' across smart home devices, become ‘challenging’ to shut down
Anthropic says that AI models could soon self-replicate across smart home devices.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Fair enough. It’s time to stop the bots!
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Splitdipless (or Main.py) @splitdipless.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
What a coward.
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🇨🇦 👊🇨🇦 @sorry-iamcanadian.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
So, this was posted on the official Mark Carney page on Instagram. All the post said was: On this day in 1812 ———- À pareille date en 1812. That is the most low-key troll I have ever seen. 🤣
A page from PM Carney’s Instagram account that shows a toy British soldier from the war of 1812
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Splitdipless (or Main.py) @splitdipless.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Why was OSAP available for students to attend private schools anyways?
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Liar 💥🙄
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Splitdipless (or Main.py) @splitdipless.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
SNL is equally at fault for Gillis' misogyny on the air.
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Splitdipless (or Main.py) @splitdipless.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Why not all of Ontario?
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Splitdipless (or Main.py) @splitdipless.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It must really suck to find out that you're only popular in a data centre in Russia.
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Splitdipless (or Main.py) @splitdipless.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I feel like we haven't had enough panic over AI. Every book out there warns of AI escaping a nearly perfectly air-gap facility to destroy humanity, and we're already plugging it in to the Internet without any roadblocks to hack around.
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Splitdipless (or Main.py) @splitdipless.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Trump has Omar Derangement Syndrome? Thoughts and prayers.
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AW Sylwester @aw-sylwester.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Splitdipless (or Main.py) @splitdipless.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Lindner Center HOPE: Did I fucking stutter?
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Uh oh, did someone’s website and personal account experience a big drop in activity after Ukraine hit a Russian data center?
Elon Musk: “Zelensky has gone too far”

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/2109033017184338141
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🍁🇨🇦Team Canada Forever🇨🇦🍁 @teamcanadaforever.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
🚨👇🏽THIS THIS THIS👇🏽🚨 Just saying…
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Splitdipless (or Main.py) @splitdipless.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I still encourage them to try. Maybe they can start by firing the MyPillow guy into space.
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The Moose That Roared 🍁🇨🇦🍁 @alecausten.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It’s not like Canada has to reinvent the wheel.
Products showing Australian Country of Origin label with bar chart indicating percentage
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Splitdipless (or Main.py) @splitdipless.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Get the NYP to arrest perceived armed vigilantes. Let's them cool their heels in detention while you give them the same amount of due process to allow them to prove their a fed as they give their detained to prove they're a citizen or legal immigrant.
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Splitdipless (or Main.py) @splitdipless.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Do it already.
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Splitdipless (or Main.py) @splitdipless.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yeah.
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Mary21 @mheltru21.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Fuck Zuckerberg
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Splitdipless (or Main.py) @splitdipless.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"The Democrats will not be voting for Alito's replacement as per the Mitch McConnell rule. We also look forward to impeaching Amy Coney Barrett for being appointed in violation to the rule, any any justice that perjured themselves when they testified that Roe v. Wade was settled law."
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Splitdipless (or Main.py) @splitdipless.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Québec got upset that we were calling Alberta the stupidest Province.
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Splitdipless (or Main.py) @splitdipless.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Wow. Québec must have been really upset with everyone believing Alberta was the stupidest Province.
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Splitdipless (or Main.py) @splitdipless.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They are at the wrong "institution." They all belong behind bars and not being called to the bar in the future.
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Froggles 🇨🇦 @froggles42.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Splitdipless (or Main.py) @splitdipless.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Create an HOA village. Let them run it and make each other's lives a living hell.
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Splitdipless (or Main.py) @splitdipless.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yeah, you can't use eminent domain - but we could do other things, including enacting something specific.
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Splitdipless (or Main.py) @splitdipless.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We need to dust off the Criminal Code section on treason. Separation, as a grass-roots idea, is worthy of discussion, even if impossible I. The case of Alberta. Foreign powers looking to break us up should have their Canadian agents jailed. <<Pour encourager les autres.>>
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Splitdipless (or Main.py) @splitdipless.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I guess the RCMP doesn't investigate Treason these days...
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Splitdipless (or Main.py) @splitdipless.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The USA may plan not to recognize, but the second Mark Carney calls to congratulate...
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Splitdipless (or Main.py) @splitdipless.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If you said someone in that photo (and the shirts adjusted to other opponent Presidents) worked for the White House under any other president, I would have told you to fuck off, and that you're lying.
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Splitdipless (or Main.py) @splitdipless.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Did they sign up to Wise?
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Splitdipless (or Main.py) @splitdipless.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm from Canada, so maybe I don't understand, but the $5000 cheques is wealth redistribution, right? Isn't that socialism?
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🇨🇦 BeelzeBarb @barbaraeh.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
They don’t miss us. They miss our money. I’m so tired of them trying to gaslight us. The least they could do is be honest. Would they still want us to show up if we visited but didn’t spend any money? No. It’s not about us.
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Splitdipless (or Main.py) @splitdipless.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You know, we're probably good not showing up to this "not-all-NATO" meeting too.
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Splitdipless (or Main.py) @splitdipless.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That's going to drive the orange turd nuts. Do it.
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