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Splitdipless (or Main.py) @splitdipless.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Oh, so this is why they hate the ICC - because they are war criminals.
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Splitdipless (or Main.py) @splitdipless.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
SNL is equally at fault for Gillis' misogyny on the air.
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Splitdipless (or Main.py) @splitdipless.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Why not all of Ontario?
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Splitdipless (or Main.py) @splitdipless.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I feel like we haven't had enough panic over AI. Every book out there warns of AI escaping a nearly perfectly air-gap facility to destroy humanity, and we're already plugging it in to the Internet without any roadblocks to hack around.
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Splitdipless (or Main.py) @splitdipless.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I still encourage them to try. Maybe they can start by firing the MyPillow guy into space.
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Splitdipless (or Main.py) @splitdipless.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I guess the RCMP doesn't investigate Treason these days...
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Splitdipless (or Main.py) @splitdipless.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That's going to drive the orange turd nuts. Do it.
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Splitdipless (or Main.py) @splitdipless.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Lord thundering... Remember B.C., you are electing who you want to represent you, and NOT voting for who you'd like to disappear forever under mysterious circumstances.
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Splitdipless (or Main.py) @splitdipless.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The world is going to freeze the US out.
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Splitdipless (or Main.py) @splitdipless.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Trump doesn't have the cards... Or, missiles?
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Splitdipless (or Main.py) @splitdipless.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
He's claiming that he's the winner, but it's obvious that he's the dog that got walked by Denmark.
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Splitdipless (or Main.py) @splitdipless.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
At this point, every time PP says that their party doesn't stand for X, you can find something Stephen Harper did to suggest that Conservatives supported X.
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Splitdipless (or Main.py) @splitdipless.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Good. She should probably have the leash tightened. House arrest was not designed for person then getting hired by political entities looking to subvert the course of justice.
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Splitdipless (or Main.py) @splitdipless.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The problem with the UK isn't that they left - they left for the same reason Canada is only going with Associate membership. Maybe Canada can find the balance that the UK couldn't before they left.
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Splitdipless (or Main.py) @splitdipless.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
They forgot about Gen X... again. I'll just continue working here as long as you forget that I'm drawing pay.
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Splitdipless (or Main.py) @splitdipless.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Splitdipless (or Main.py) @splitdipless.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Splitdipless (or Main.py) @splitdipless.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Now this - this is appropriate.
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Splitdipless (or Main.py) @splitdipless.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Splitdipless (or Main.py) @splitdipless.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Splitdipless (or Main.py) @splitdipless.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Splitdipless (or Main.py) @splitdipless.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Personally, I would love to buy myself a clanker. youtube.com/shorts/rwP2L...
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Splitdipless (or Main.py) @splitdipless.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Good.
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Splitdipless (or Main.py) @splitdipless.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I like this sign better:
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Splitdipless (or Main.py) @splitdipless.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
What a bunch of morons. How will traffic get faster if bikes are slowing down lanes of traffic?
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Splitdipless (or Main.py) @splitdipless.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Splitdipless (or Main.py) @splitdipless.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Parliament Hill is HQ for ANTIFA.
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Splitdipless (or Main.py) @splitdipless.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Turn-about is fair play.
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Splitdipless (or Main.py) @splitdipless.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Splitdipless (or Main.py) @splitdipless.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Damn it... Québec are the Gungans, aren't they?
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Splitdipless (or Main.py) @splitdipless.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I'm with Bass on this one. How big of an asshole do you have to be to park a food truck in front of a restaurant?
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Splitdipless (or Main.py) @splitdipless.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Yeah, this checks out.
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Splitdipless (or Main.py) @splitdipless.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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Splitdipless (or Main.py) @splitdipless.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Mark Carney has not ruled out jets at Billy Bishop airport eventually. I don't think we've ruled out a guerrilla campaign to blind pilots attempting to land after the expansion. I knocked out a rough idea for a patch...
AI image of a patch idea: black with the Toronto skyline featuring the Rogers Skydome and the CN Tower. Green lazers eminate from the base of the CN tower into the sky, with one lazer striking a jet.
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Splitdipless (or Main.py) @splitdipless.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Well, KY technically has no senators older then Hawaii, because Mitch McConnell has died and the GOP just isn't telling anyone.
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Splitdipless (or Main.py) @splitdipless.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
If only...
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Splitdipless (or Main.py) @splitdipless.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Warning - crossing the Gordie Howe will land you in the USA.
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Splitdipless (or Main.py) @splitdipless.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Hey Canada, we have some improvement to do. We're only at 14.
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Splitdipless (or Main.py) @splitdipless.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
There's no harm in Alan Ritchson saying Donald Trump is a pedophile. Trump, despite his litigiousness, has never sued anyone for calling him a pedophile, because that would open him up to discovery. He doesn't want to lose a case of libel/slander calling him a pedophile based on the truth defense.
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Splitdipless (or Main.py) @splitdipless.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Quote from David Eby, Premier of British Columbia: "I feel sorry for Americans. If you can't be friends with Canada, then you almost certainly do not have a friend anywhere in the world."
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Splitdipless (or Main.py) @splitdipless.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Picture showing Senator Mark Kelly, with his wife Gabby, and another image of Donald Trump. The text says: "Wow: The Atlantic asked Mark Kelly if America was ready for a disabled First Lady. His Answer: 'Hey, in my opinion, we have a disabled President right now.' He defended Gabby and torched Trump in a single sentence. Thank you, Mark Kelly, for speaking the Truth!"
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Splitdipless (or Main.py) @splitdipless.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Let's invalidate US copyright in Canada.
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Splitdipless (or Main.py) @splitdipless.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
*snicker*
Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset"

U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
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Splitdipless (or Main.py) @splitdipless.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I'm very happy North Gibraltar knocked out West Falklands.
The final FIFA match information, but with "North Gibraltar" under the Spanish flag, and "West Falklands" under the Argentina flag. The text above says "Good luck to West Falklands and North Gibraltar in the World Cup final later today. Either way, it's coming home."
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Splitdipless (or Main.py) @splitdipless.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Outstanding.
Snippet from CBC Article showing picture: Convoy leader Pat King loses at appeal court, to be resentenced.
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Splitdipless (or Main.py) @splitdipless.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
So... Should we get some MPs from Saskatchewan threatening to take over the USA because "they can't manage their fires" or some other garbage like that?
A map of all the wildfires in North America, and the majority are in the USA.
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Splitdipless (or Main.py) @splitdipless.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Why are Conservatives so stupid now? I remember when Tories were the Barons of Bay Street. Now I don't think they know how to balance a cheque book. All these bags sacks are misquoting the bridge deal, and confusing "Gross" and "Net" like a high-school business student.
Andrew Scheer, former Conservative Leader and former Speaker is pictured with a quote saying "If you voted for Carney (Liberal PM) because you thought he had some kind of wizard power when it comes to negotiating with the U.S., you must be severely disappointed. This bridge deal is proof that Carney isn't special. He's just another Liberal."

While these CPC idiots think that Canada gave up 50% of revenues on the Gordie Howe bridge, we only gave up 50% of the profits for 15 years only. That's way different considering that Operating costs and debt repayment come out before profit.
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Splitdipless (or Main.py) @splitdipless.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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Splitdipless (or Main.py) @splitdipless.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
@andybeshearky.bsky.social They might be lying to you about proof of life. Make the appointment.
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Splitdipless (or Main.py) @splitdipless.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
In the photo that was released, there's a bit of the header in the right column above the picture. There's no such text above the picture in the right column in the actual paper. They can't even effectively lie. Call the Special Election.
The picture and sports page that was sent out as 'proof of life' for Senator Mitch McConnell. It's not even a good fake. The 'text' in the picture doesn't line up with the actual paper, with a header extending above the photo in the picture, and no header extending above the photo in the paper.
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