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Sean Burns

@splicedpersonality.bsky.social
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Film Critic. Projectionalist. www.splicedpersonality.com

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Oscar Goff @theoscargoff.bsky.social · 15h
If one were to write a scathing parody of Aaron Sorkin’s whole thing, I’m not sure they could top the scene where Jeremy Allen White mansplains mansplaining to Mikey Madison.
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Sean Burns @splicedpersonality.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Sean Burns @splicedpersonality.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I remember I had one of those rare nights with no screeners in the pile and no old movies to watch for upcoming articles. I looked at all the seemingly infinite options in front of me on all my streaming services and untouched Blu-rays… and I wound up watching CASINO for the five-hundredth time.
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Sean Burns @splicedpersonality.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Same. Funny how we are pretty much in agreement on this one except I gave it three stars.
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Sean Burns @splicedpersonality.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Over at the Spliced Personality Substack this week I reviewed THE SOCIAL RECKONING. Jeremy Allen White talks too slow to star in an Aaron Sorkin movie.
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Review - The Social Reckoning
Starring Jeremy Allen White, Mikey Madison, Jeremy Strong, Bill Burr.
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Sean Burns @splicedpersonality.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
For paid subscribers to the Spliced Personality Substack, my second dispatch from the New York Film Festival includes reviews of PAPER TIGER, GODZILLA MINUS ZERO and MY UNDESIRABLE FRIENDS: PART II - EXILE.
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New York Film Festival Dispatch: Part Two
Reviews of James Gray’s “Paper Tiger,” Takashi Yamazaki’s “Godzilla Minus Zero” and Julia Loktev’s “My Undesirable Friends: Part II - Exile.”
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Sean Burns @splicedpersonality.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh, I dearly hope so.
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Sean Burns @splicedpersonality.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’ll be one of the judges at the Kyle MacLachlan look-alike contest this Thursday night at Vera’s in Union Square. I’m sure it will be wall-to-wall Coopers, but I might be inclined to throw some extra points to anyone who shows up as Ray Manzarek.
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Guy Shammguy @guyshammguy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hey Grok, assemble a cast and premise explicitly designed for my tastes and sensibilities
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Sean Burns @splicedpersonality.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
At WBUR this week I wrote about IFFBoston’s Fall Focus, which kicks off Thursday night at the Brattle Theatre. See you there.
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IFFBoston's massive Fall Focus lineup brings prestige films to the Brattle
The 2026 installment screens 27 titles over 12 days. "There’s a real chance that for some of these films, the only way you’re going to see them in an arthouse theater projected by people who care if t...
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Sean Burns @splicedpersonality.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Really need this after DIGGER.
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Sean Burns @splicedpersonality.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You’re okay, I guess.
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Sean Burns @splicedpersonality.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I bought a menu at the Charlie’s fire sale. It’s a shitty brunch one but that was all they had left.
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Sean Burns @splicedpersonality.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Can’t wait to hear how this qualifies as “hate speech.”
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Zach Bryan wears ‘Free Palestine’ shirt during concert at Robert Kraft’s Gillette Stadium — after Macklemore controversy
Country singer Zach Bryan wore a “Free Palestine” shirt during his concert at Robert Kraft’s Gillette Stadium Friday night — one month after the Jewish NFL owner barred Macklemore…
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Sean Burns @splicedpersonality.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Here in Boston we only want to read about what’s happening in New York.
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Sean Burns @splicedpersonality.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh, I forgot Martin Scorsese’s THE LITTLE GIRL WHO LIVES DOWN THE LANE.
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Sean Burns @splicedpersonality.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Puzzling over this one. Does my local paper think Martin Scorsese directed APOCALYPSE NOW?
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Sean Burns @splicedpersonality.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
For paid subscribers at the Spliced Personality Substack, my first dispatch from #NYFF64 includes reviews of Eleanor Coppola’s MAKING MARIE ANTOINETTE, Chris Rock’s MISTY GREEN and Werner Herzog’s BUCKING FASTARD.
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New York Film Festival Dispatch: Part One
Reviews of Eleanor Coppola’s “Making Marie Antoinette,” Chris Rock’s “Misty Green” and Werner Herzog’s “Bucking Fastard.”
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Sean Burns @splicedpersonality.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You can’t help wondering what finally did it. You want to think it was the creeping fascism, the rampant corruption, the blundering into a war and blowing up a school, the mom and a nurse being shot in the street by jackbooted thugs. But we all know it was probably just gas prices.
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Sean Burns @splicedpersonality.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Dunno if it’s indicative of a broader cultural shift, but the gym where I work out has removed the “MAGA COUNTRY” sticker from their front desk.
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Sean Burns @splicedpersonality.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“One of the darkest movies ever made.” IRREVERSIBLE ain’t got nothin’ on Downey doing a silly accent in a plastic mask!
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Sean Burns @splicedpersonality.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A-plus book club joke.
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Sean Burns @splicedpersonality.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
At WBUR this week I wrote about Tom Cruise and Anne Hathaway going big in DIGGER and VERITY. Both roles are gambles, but only one pays off.
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Anne Hathaway steals 'Verity' whereas Tom Cruise's turn in 'Digger' misfires
Cruise's trademark intensity turns leaden and fatiguing in this heavy-handed satire — an endurance test disguised as black comedy. Hathaway, however, feasts on villainy, articulating evil utterances a...
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Sean Burns @splicedpersonality.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Abundant assets.
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Sean Burns @splicedpersonality.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I had it on vinyl *and* cassette. Loved that Patti LaBelle song.
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Sean Burns @splicedpersonality.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What’s a poster you had in your room growing up? I wasn’t allowed to see this movie because I was ten years old and it was rated R, so of course I watched it anyway at a friend’s house. My mom was confused why I had a poster hanging in my room for a movie she thought I hadn’t seen.
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Sean Burns @splicedpersonality.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s pretty awesome that Anne Hathaway got to play Penelope and Medea in the same year.
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Sean Burns @splicedpersonality.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Over at the Spliced Personality Substack, a few words about GKIDS’ new 4K Collector’s Edition of LINDA LINDA LINDA, maybe the greatest high school movie of the 21st century?
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Blu-Ray Review - Linda Linda Linda
Starring Bae Doona, Aki Maeda, Yû Kashii, Shiori Sekine.
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Sean Burns @splicedpersonality.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This was nice to come home to.
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Sean Burns @splicedpersonality.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I saw a five-and-a-half hour movie yesterday and it didn’t feel nearly as long as DIGGER.
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Sean Burns @splicedpersonality.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Over at the Spliced Personality Substack this week I reviewed HEART OF THE BEAST, which isn’t a religious movie, it just carries itself like one.
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Review - Heart of the Beast
Starring Brad Pitt, Odin, JK Simmons, Anna Lambe.
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Sean Burns @splicedpersonality.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A great film. So surreal watching it with some of the subjects sitting in front of me. But it was a huge relief to know that they were going to be okay! Can’t wait to read your review!
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Sean Burns @splicedpersonality.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
See you in five-and-a-half hours!
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Sean Burns @splicedpersonality.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Reminds me of when the movie theater I used to manage was showing DOGMA. We had a bunch of protesters but they couldn’t figure out the showtimes so they were always loudly praying at people who came to see BEING JOHN MALKOVICH.
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Sean Burns @splicedpersonality.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Saw this parked next to the AMC Lincoln Square. NAZA is playing a few blocks away at Lincoln Center. Nobody tell Bob Kraft that his guys are at the wrong theater.
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Sean Burns @splicedpersonality.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Me and @jshawhan.bsky.social braved a Nor’easter to go see a Godzilla movie.
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Jason Bailey @jasondashbailey.com · 26/09/2026
Really enjoyed this @splicedpersonality.bsky.social piece on LENNY
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Sean Burns @splicedpersonality.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Thanks boss!
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Sean Burns @splicedpersonality.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The James Gray Experience #NYFF64
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Sean Burns @splicedpersonality.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Nice dedication to Frederick Wiseman on the back page of the #NYFF64 program.
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Sean Burns @splicedpersonality.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I find it helps to remember that most movies from that particular time period were written and produced by people doing catastrophic amounts of cocaine.
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Sean Burns @splicedpersonality.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
At WBUR this week I reviewed the funny, facile PRIMETIME.
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'Primetime' skewers one of the early aughts’ crassest cultural artifacts
Starring Robert Pattinson, director Lance Oppenheim's film goes behind the scenes of the “Dateline NBC” spinoff “To Catch a Predator,” a ratings bonanza that only lasted three years but seemed to play...
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Sean Burns @splicedpersonality.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Let’s rock.
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Peter Sagal @petersagal.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Excellent work here by WBUR, one of my (many) hometown stations.
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Sean Burns @splicedpersonality.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I feel otherwise.
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Sean Burns @splicedpersonality.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You must not have seen his other movies.
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Andrew Dignan @andrewdignan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Apropos of today's shit sandwich, here are all the films Paramount has released or will release in 2026 (some of these are international only or streaming titles). It's a good thing the Ellison braintrust is now overseeing roughly 40% of the industry.
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Sean Burns @splicedpersonality.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Yeah, after the Wahlberg atrocity I looked up their slate from this year and was aghast. Hope you like the Brad Pitt movie where the dog is a troop because that’s as good as it’s gonna get from here on out.
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Sean Burns @splicedpersonality.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Over at the Spliced Personality Substack this week I reviewed RESIDENT EVIL.
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Review - Resident Evil
Starring Austin Abrams, Paul Walter Hauser, Andrea Miltnerová, Kali Reis.
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Sean Burns @splicedpersonality.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Wonderful piece about one of our local treasures. Such a welcome change of pace to see the Boston Globe film section covering the Boston area.
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An all-night movie marathon provides a fun answer to the question: What is the Harvard Film Archive? - The Boston Globe
The Cambridge cinema and archive, well-known to local movie lovers, is still something of an underappreciated gem.
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