Sign in

worm wars

@splendurosa.bsky.social
21 followers 13 following 264 posts

I’m back to chilling on twitter until bluesky implements locked accounts.

PostsRepliesMedia
worm wars @splendurosa.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
navigating the bus transfer situation in small central europe countries has driven me to my number one vice
100
Reposted by worm wars
Scott 𐚁 🦇 Cave 🦇 @hellabarnes.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
no, I said I wanted a tradewife. like a union electrician
5987201973
worm wars @splendurosa.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
DUNEHEADS RISE UP FOR THE WORM
110
worm wars @splendurosa.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
me, after drinking my fifth or sixth czech beer of the day: damn, remember espresso martinis. I miss that me
100
worm wars @splendurosa.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
PRAGUE HAS PEACH FLAVORED RADLERS!! I AM ALIVE!!!!!
000
worm wars @splendurosa.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
life literally doesn’t get better than a good sammy and roller derby
120
worm wars @splendurosa.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
the thing about radlers is I always want to drink another one right after I finish the first and I know this about myself and yet I never buy two from the grocery. why? catholic guilt probably
000
worm wars @splendurosa.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
growing up is realizing I almost never prefer the ot3, I would really like to see infidelity thanks 👍
010
worm wars @splendurosa.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
one of the sides of traveling long(er) term is sometimes you have to spend an afternoon making bra and panty soup in the hotel bathtub bc the laundry service would be like €200
100
worm wars @splendurosa.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
so far, for me, the rome experience was seeing hundreds and hundreds of pieces of amazing, historical works of art from like the neolithic times to the middle ages and then getting to the end of the vatican museums and being like "damn I really fuck with modern art"
000
worm wars @splendurosa.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
I love second chance romance
000
worm wars @splendurosa.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
this is the first hostel I’ve stayed at since I was like 21 ish and I’m mostly enjoying it because I love being extroverted and having bizarre conversations with strangers. but I am not enjoying how the dorm is infringing on my usual ‘lounging around in towel’ time and daily call to my mom
110
worm wars @splendurosa.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
I asked my hostel manager if I could borrow scissors (because the country of greece stole mine) and he went on a huge rant about how he WOULD, but the children steal all his scissors, and then he took me behind his desk to show me the stapled leash he fashioned to his very last pair of scissors lol
110
worm wars @splendurosa.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
me, tired from waking up at 2:30am for a 5am flight, sad about my sister leaving, worried about the transit strike in italy leaving me stranded at the naples airport: 😶 the seattle kraken: would you like mason marchment in this trying time
010
worm wars @splendurosa.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
our official cat sighting count in naxos made it to 196. leaving very well satisfied by our pst psst, head scratching efforts
130
worm wars @splendurosa.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
now that we’ve officially been here for over 24 hours I can officially say that naxos may actually be heaven?
100
Reposted by worm wars
wint @dril.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
buddy you came to the wrong ass to fuck
3776401514
worm wars @splendurosa.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
I was doing so well at avoiding sunburns through multiple city days but of course I burnt the fuck out of my back the first day I got to swim 😔
010
worm wars @splendurosa.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
pret ham and cheese baguette sandwich how much did I miss you
100
worm wars @splendurosa.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
I know it’s a cliche and self centered to travel to a completely different continent and think it looks like home, but inland greece looks just like eastern oregon
000
worm wars @splendurosa.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
the sweatiest girl in athens checked into her hostel, took a shower, went grocery shopping, and saw her first cats. also kinda forgot that the first couple days of solo travel SUCKS especially when you’re sick. luckily I just need to stay awake 4 more hours and my sisters will be here on friday ☺️
020
worm wars @splendurosa.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
had to sprint through half of the amsterdam airport and I only made thanks to the grace of god and the immigration agents but I am officially the sweatiest girl on the plane to athens ✌️
130
worm wars @splendurosa.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
the eve before long term travel problem of waking up three hours before your alarm absolutely convinced that you’ve picked the wrong carry-on, blearily unpacking everything in the new bag and repacking it in the old one, only to discover that YES you should have packed it this way in the first place
100
worm wars @splendurosa.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
guys I am so miserable I think I'm dying... I have an international flight in two days....
011
worm wars @splendurosa.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
It is truly wonderful of the pnw to try and murder me with pollen allergies the last weekend I am here. please, continue to make me suffer. I am juggling antihistamines and a sore throat with only major bitching & moaning, it’s fine
000
worm wars @splendurosa.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
last day at this job and I am unearthing incredible lore and the most random pieces of swag from past projects
000
worm wars @splendurosa.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
just gave what was likely my last ever project field walk and I will not miss climbing 14 flights of stairs because I foolishly believe it will “help me get my steps in”
010
worm wars @splendurosa.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
I’m being lazy right now but my only goals for today are to 1. drive to the beach for the sunset, 2. eat a dairy queen brownie blizzard at said beach, 3. watch the entire next to normal west end cast proshot and do NOT cry my eyes out
210
worm wars @splendurosa.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
this whole week at work has been sooo weird. everyone has been so incredibly complimentary & kind, it’s making me feel like a celebrity. I should quit jobs more often. five more works days left though!
030
worm wars @splendurosa.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
I just saw a video of mack and sid at worlds captioned “let’s score goals for canada with mama” and omfjgndkkdkfkggkg
030
worm wars @splendurosa.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
meandered over to our local dive bar to watch the maple leafs get yelled at… rough period boys
110
worm wars @splendurosa.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
I have been so patient but bluesky potentially never implementing protected posts has slowly killed my desire to use this account. I don't want to go back to twitter but like, I'm considering it
100
worm wars @splendurosa.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
I’m trying train myself out of leaving tips when the business truly has no service component (food pickup, drive thrus, farmer’s markets) but it is so so hard. just price your product appropriately and leave me out of it!
020
worm wars @splendurosa.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
sebastian stan cast in a boy kissing movie is a recession indicator I’m afraid
000
worm wars @splendurosa.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
me, flirting: do u want to take a 3 hour mig welding workshop to create a morning star and flail with me
010
worm wars @splendurosa.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
why is one of my anime posts from 2013 going around tumblr today. girl that was twelve years go
100
worm wars @splendurosa.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
woke up with a giant mystery bruise on the top of my hand and it hurts but it kind of rules because I can start every meeting this morning with ‘look at my cool bruise’
100
worm wars @splendurosa.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
I played totk all weekend and I love that they have given me so many new ways to blow stuff up. all I do is explode things and build increasingly fucked up cars. and die from falling
010
worm wars @splendurosa.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
7 weeks until my last day at work 💃
030
worm wars @splendurosa.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
was so sad this week I started tears of the kingdom and wow I have died from falling like, ten times. this little guy can not stay alive
010
worm wars @splendurosa.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
the new sparkbird album is growing on me, I like it more and more each listen
000
worm wars @splendurosa.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
also of course my dad had to text me that martin died right when I was leaving work so I had to covertly cry my eyes out all the way down the tram and the walk to the lot with my car trying to avoid all the construction men also doing the same commute
000
worm wars @splendurosa.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
martin the cat is not doing well. he doesn’t appear to be in any pain and is getting lots of love but he’s stopped eating/drinking. vet thinks the best thing to do is keep him comfortable due to his age (16). dad is keeping him company but we expect him to pass today. what a shitty year for pets
200
worm wars @splendurosa.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
I’ve had a personal tumblr since 2010 and I started feeling emo about losing all that personal history and joking around with friends and writing my stories but then I was like, actually it’s fine. cloud storage is evil & nothing is meant to live forever. I sped run nihilism lol
110
worm wars @splendurosa.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
today’s jam youtu.be/pCwjIUeoLhQ?...
youtu.be
As Far As I Can Tell
YouTube video by Ball Park Music - Topic
000
worm wars @splendurosa.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
one of the actors in the first aid class training videos I’m taking this morning looks like an off brand jacob anderson. every time I see him I’m like damn louis, what are you doing there? oh cpr? honestly probably a good thing for vampires to know
000
worm wars @splendurosa.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
NEW BALL PARK MUSIC ALBUM HELLO
100
worm wars @splendurosa.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
I’m deep in the sabbatical planning right now and tell me why it is always cheaper and faster to take a flight than take a train or ferry. bro, my environmental impact 🥲
010
worm wars @splendurosa.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
ten years in and I learn new words at work every day. what the fuck do you mean that a “snoot” is a industry recognized term for a fire protection inlet. that’s not real. or am I the stupid one for not knowing this? a snoot, jesus fucking christ
100
worm wars @splendurosa.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
what the fuck did tumblr mobile do to my everything?!??
000