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Ruby Stiff- She/Her @spleensthecat.bsky.social · 31/05/2025

Driving to work this morning I passed a young man presumably out for a jog but he was wearing black and white stripes which made him look like an escaped convict from a cartoon and only the pink headphones clued me in that he wasn't

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a cartoon character named bugs bunny is wearing a striped shirt with the number 3 1/2 on it

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Ruby Stiff- She/Her @spleensthecat.bsky.social · 31/05/2025

I love when you're chatting with an older lady and go "I'm single for a reason" and they're like GOOD FOR YOU. STAY THAT WAY. Yes Queen. I will. I intend to

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Ruby Stiff- She/Her @spleensthecat.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

Do you ever meet a Boomer and want to hit them with "let me guess, your adult children are no contact and you have no idea why?"

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Erkhyan Rafosa @erkhyan.bsky.social · 26/05/2025

“Man, this month SUCKED.” — Emperor Palpatine after Thrawn vanished, both the ISB and the Inquisitorius pretty much collapsed, Axis didn’t get caught, the Death Star plans leaked TWICE, the Death Star blew up, both Krennic and Tarkin died, and the Rebellion escaped Yavin safely.

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Ruby Stiff- She/Her @spleensthecat.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

I still haven't recovered from Tech's helmet being in the title card line up at the beginning of Tales of the Underworld. Star Wars and Dave Filoni once again owe me damages

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Ruby Stiff- She/Her @spleensthecat.bsky.social · 12/05/2025

My headcannon of the day is Mon Mothmas was 100% gonna call her baby Leia and then got invited to Alderaan and gets introduced to Bail and Breha's surprise baby Leia because your workmates adopting another workmates baby and then stealing the name you had chosen is peak comedy

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Ruby Stiff- She/Her @spleensthecat.bsky.social · 12/05/2025

Do you ever see someone's anniversary post that's "23 years together 💕 💍 💒🎉" and just think how have you not murdered that man yet?

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Ruby Stiff- She/Her @spleensthecat.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

Just on my way to throw hands with Dave Filoni for this.....

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Ruby Stiff- She/Her @spleensthecat.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

Oh it's so good to have Asajj Ventress back but Dave Filoni owes me for emotional damages for the first few minutes of episode 1 #TalesoftheUnderworld

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Ruby Stiff- She/Her @spleensthecat.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

Look I'm not saying @kinermusic.bsky.social should write a country music song about Cad Bane after watching Tales of the Underworld. What I'm saying is it's basically written itself at this point

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Ruby Stiff- She/Her @spleensthecat.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

Idea for a story: a family of clearly force sensitive individuals who refuse to acknowledge the force and the hijinks they end up in because of it. Source: my own damn family who won't acknowledge a solid half of us are on the spectrum and as a result end up in some English sitcom worthy situations

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Ruby Stiff- She/Her @spleensthecat.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

Today one of my work mates discovered that not only are there 9 star wars movies but a number of tv shows and novels including the Thrawn one I was reading. It was mostly consensual, he asked what I was reading in the breakroom 😂😂

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Ruby Stiff- She/Her @spleensthecat.bsky.social · 31/03/2025

I got reminded of how us Aussies speak our own damn language the other day when I saw a sign that read FISHO SERVO THURS And immediately understood it as "travelling Fishmonger will be at local petrol station on Thursday"

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Ruby Stiff- She/Her @spleensthecat.bsky.social · 30/03/2025

Friends of mine have a 4yr old and an 18month old. Dad is French, Mum is from Kazakhstan and they live in Australia and it's hilarious hearing the 18month cycle through languages when she dosnt want to do something "NO!!" *More insistently* "NŌ!!!" *furiously* "NYEEEEEEEET!!!!"

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Ruby Stiff- She/Her @spleensthecat.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

Trying to put Spanx on in 95% humidity should be considered an Olympic sport

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Ruby Stiff- She/Her @spleensthecat.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

Started watching #Adolescence which like any good British telly is a game of "what other British TV show have I see this actor in???"

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Ruby Stiff- She/Her @spleensthecat.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

The way I would write a Star Wars Sitcom/buddy cop series set during the clone wars in a heartbeat

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Ruby Stiff- She/Her @spleensthecat.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

Tell me high school traumatised you without telling me. I'll go first: yesterday I walked out of Target and was looking at the receipt when I heard giggling. Looked up and there was a gaggle of teenage girls looking my way, huddled and giggling and IMMEDIATELY my anxiety spiked

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Ruby Stiff- She/Her @spleensthecat.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

Beat a personal record today in the most expensive tile I've ever quoted for a customer $3200AUD a meter square

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Ruby Stiff- She/Her @spleensthecat.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

One of the most underrated, funny things about Star Wars is how Wullf Yularen had to put up with Anakin Skywalkers chaos in the clone wars, joined the Empire and had to put up with Darth Vader. Classic. Serves you right

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Ruby Stiff- She/Her @spleensthecat.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

It's all fun and games having a touch of the 'tism until your patter recognition points out the golden ball sacks in the new wallpaper at work and you can't unsee it

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Ruby Stiff- She/Her @spleensthecat.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

The signs have always been there but I had a 'yer a wizard harry' moment with a friend who is a very loud and proud ADHD/Autistic except it was more "yer got the 'tism Harry' followed by a few more years of denial

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a man with long hair and a beard is talking to harry potter in a dark room .

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Ruby Stiff- She/Her @spleensthecat.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

One of my co-workers ran his first half marathon on the weekend after weeks of training, buying the right gear and eating healthy only to be beaten by what he described as "an absolute weapon" who ran in flip flops and drank a beer before the starting line because he was "carb loading" #straya

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Ruby Stiff- She/Her @spleensthecat.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

There's a level of wealth in clients I've noticed that once they pass a certain threshold they stop caring about the staff they're dealing with. The won't notice it's 20mins after closing, they will continue to expect service instead of coming back another time and honestly...eat the rich

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Ruby Stiff- She/Her @spleensthecat.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

I think the big difference between Architecture and Engineering is that Engineers have to do a ethics unit. Meanwhile I designed a panopticon prison on Mars using prison Labor to terraform the planet for habitation and was given good grades and no one said nothing about ethics

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Ruby Stiff- She/Her @spleensthecat.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

Love when I make a suggestion for a Reno, the wife thinks it's great, the husband thinks it's stupid so he calls the builder and the builder agrees with me.. It's almost like I kinda know what I'm talking about hey mate??

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a close up of a man 's face with a smile on it .

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Ruby Stiff- She/Her @spleensthecat.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

Sometimes I think about how my Spotify top song for 2020 was Under the Graveyard by Ozzy Osbourne ... Like if that dosnt tell you everything about my headspace in 2020 😬

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Ruby Stiff- She/Her @spleensthecat.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

I should have known that post #cyclonealfred it would be easier to score crack than a 2L bottle of milk and a loaf of bread. Lucky I don't mind almond milk

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Ruby Stiff- She/Her @spleensthecat.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

The weather has brought out the stupid people *Phone rings* Customer: hi are you just a tile shop Me: uhhhh depends. What do you need? C: do you do repairs? Me: uhh not really. Have you broken tiles? C: no I've broken a mirror at the gym with my phone Me:..... And you called me?

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Ruby Stiff- She/Her @spleensthecat.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

Currently overcast, no rain and blowing 40kph wind gusts. Horses are more interested in bothering me for treats and not revealing the location of their flyveils #cyclonealfred

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Ruby Stiff- She/Her @spleensthecat.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

I am so ready for this and if that's Lothal I will be feral and uncontactable for dayssss

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Ruby Stiff- She/Her @spleensthecat.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

I'm sick of living through 'once in 100yr' events #CycloneAlfred

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Greg Jericho @grogsgamut.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

Don't believe in climate change? You better believe your insurance company does and you'll notice how much now they know cyclones are hitting Brisbane

TROPICAL CYCLONE FORECAST TRACK MAP
Tropical Cyclone Alfred 22U

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Ruby Stiff- She/Her @spleensthecat.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

At least once a week we will have a Spotify Jam session and today we had Pink Pony Club followed by Cotton Eyed Joe followed by Primadonna which if that dosnt say a lot about our varied personalities idk what does

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Ruby Stiff- She/Her @spleensthecat.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

I hate going into JB-Hifi unless necessary because it feels like what I imagine unmedicated hardcore ADHD must feel like: loud music, bright colours, every screen in the shop is on and playing different things and for some inexplicable reason the WII music is playing

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Ruby Stiff- She/Her @spleensthecat.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

Describe your account in one Simpsons image:

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Ruby Stiff- She/Her @spleensthecat.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

*Go your own way playing on the work radio* Me, with zero prompting: it's actually really funny to me that Isuzu uses that as their advertising jingle here when it was originally Go f**K yourself but they knew that could never be aired on the radio My workmates:

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a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face and saying wait what ?

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Ruby Stiff- She/Her @spleensthecat.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

Its been 24hrs since I've had the cat put down and before she got dumped on my doorstep with a 20kg sack of food, I didn't really consider getting a cat. Now I'm looking at the local shelter like a fat kid outside a bakery...

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Ruby Stiff- She/Her @spleensthecat.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

No. I was banned from all supernatural themes, mermaids, witches, dragons etc etc .... My first published novel was about mermaids so guess how THAT went down

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Ruby Stiff- She/Her @spleensthecat.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

I've been here since July last year and for the first time ever I've seen the owner of one Arabian mare whose feet are badly overgrown. Her owner turned up in a nearly new Jeep, booty shorts and Wellington boots, lunged the crap out of her and left. Ma'am.... Why??

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Ruby Stiff- She/Her @spleensthecat.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

Enjoying #ZeroDay but it's definitely fiction... A lady black president and the government arresting a meddling tech giant? Would never happen.

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Ruby Stiff- She/Her @spleensthecat.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

Watching #ZeroDay and Phil Coulson just showed up so I'm immediately suspicious. If Samuel L Jackson is in this too....

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Ruby Stiff- She/Her @spleensthecat.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

My Instagram algorithm keeps suggesting army videos thinking I'm an army wife or something but in reality I'm sending them to my fellow Clone Wars friends and tagging it with which clone I think it is most like

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Ruby Stiff- She/Her @spleensthecat.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

After living on an adjistment/boarding stable property for the last 8 months and dealing with all the varied personalities I reckon we're due for a grown up version of the Saddle Club with adult women and their dramas

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