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Ash‼️

@splatcatonline.bsky.social
25 followers 84 following 19 posts

(18+) Your favorite obnoxious bratty bully catboy. Vers/Top and down to clown, just don't expect not to leave covered in pie ;3c

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Ash‼️ @splatcatonline.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Google how do I super like a bsky post
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Ash‼️ @splatcatonline.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I WAS LITERALLYYYY TALKING ABOUT THIS LAST NIGHT TO MY FRIENDS AND LAUFHED FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES STRAIGHT
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Ash‼️ @splatcatonline.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ok this makes me feel uhh funny
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Ash‼️ @splatcatonline.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
So uhhh who wants to come over and try this (as a joke [totally])👉👈
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save a balloon, blow a clown (18+) @clownalleyblowjob.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
i don’t really got a second caption #boobly #wam
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koebi @growlithe.online · 03/07/2026
i love signing up for the "pie in the face" kind of silly and getting the "contractually obligated humiliating frustrating complicated double dare slopstacle couse" kind of silly
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Ash‼️ @splatcatonline.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Only if I get to show you my new clown trick!! Look you can totally make handcuffs out of balloons jjst watch
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Ash‼️ @splatcatonline.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
*wearing shirt with suspiciously target shaped print and a nullge thats hard to ignore* Wow what kinda dork would get all hot and bothered over getting plastered with pie?? Seriously?? How embarrassing that would be
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Good Buddy [COMMS:❌]🐾🌟 @collie.baby · 18/05/2026
SHOUTOUTS TO THE CHAT LAST NIGHT THAT AGREED MOST "CLOWN FUCKERS" NOWADAYS ARE PERFORMATIVE AND FAKE. IF THEY'RE NOT SLAMMING A BANANA CREAM PIE IN MY FACE WHEN I CREAMPIE THEM JUST TO SILLY WALK AWAY WITH A CUM ROPE DANGLING BETWEEN THEIR LEGS AS THEY MOUNT THEIR UNICYCLE? THAT AIN'T CLOWN FUCKIN'.
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Ash‼️ @splatcatonline.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Splat cat reporting in
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Laughter Dark @duckamuck.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
💭
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Ash‼️ @splatcatonline.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Its gotta just be a bunch of colorful splats or green slime dripping with a pie splat in the middle right?? It just makes sense
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Ash‼️ @splatcatonline.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
If you like dope art, goofy wam stuff, and/or hotdogs follow @myrrhcherries.bsky.social or be killed instantly
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Ash‼️ @splatcatonline.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
NO WAYYYYY this totally rules thank you so much!!! I love when cat get splat...
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Ash‼️ @splatcatonline.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
This but you end up making out with their ass for the next 2 hours after
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Bullseye @bulls3ye.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I feel like being a cartoon bully today
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Ash‼️ @splatcatonline.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
This goes CRAZY hard
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Ash‼️ @splatcatonline.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Obnoxious cocky catboy reporting for uh...totally not getting owned and embarrassed with mustard and ketchup,,, maybe even extra mustard
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Cherry (🔞) @ 🎃🥧 @myrrhcherries.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Being into WAM is so embarrassing because I like my sex hotdog style. As in I want you to cover me in ketchup and mustard like a hotdog style
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Cherry (🔞) @ 🎃🥧 @myrrhcherries.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Being into WAM is so embarrassing like yes I will get a girlboner if you pie in the face . no I will not explain why
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Poultrygeist @mainmandarin.leftfield.city · 15/03/2026
I like pies in the face a lot, y'all. :)
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Mushy @mushketeery.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
There are no images of Mushy getting hit with pie.
Duino duck about to get hit in the face with a pie (very dorky looking).
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Ash‼️ @splatcatonline.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Note to self: buy goofy toon gloves for Nefarious Purposes™️
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Ash‼️ @splatcatonline.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
You look THIS good wearing a huge pie and didnt have pie day on your calendar? You GOTTA do somethin for Splaturday
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Ash‼️ @splatcatonline.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
what better excuse to get pied than PIE DAY huh?? Get splattin, gobbo...
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Ash‼️ @splatcatonline.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Everyones favorite pie gob...hope u end up postin more! I always love seein your gobs (and pies. Cant forget about that)
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💚 Knotty Kitty 💦 @thelionthot.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
HAPPY PIE DAYYYYY!!! 🥧💙🥧
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Poultrygeist @mainmandarin.leftfield.city · 13/03/2025
I’m only half kidding when I say I look forward to Pie Day more than my birthday and Christmas combined every year, because not only is it the day everyone is most enthused about being toony, but because “24 hours to rant about my hyperfixation guilt-free” is the greatest gift of all
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Ash‼️ @splatcatonline.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Unfortunately the miscreant mallard has wormed his way into my head too far. Yeah hes hot. So what!
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Ash‼️ @splatcatonline.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
:3c Maaaybe
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