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Samoa Gary

@spiralstars.bsky.social
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I like pro wrestling. It's alright I guess.

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Samoa Gary @spiralstars.bsky.social · 21h
I will never understand proudly announcing that your games will be crafted with less care than ever. You used to win market share by having a better product than your competitor. Now these mfs are playing the lottery, hoping one of their dumbass low-cost AI games is randomly a hit.
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Samoa Gary @spiralstars.bsky.social · 23h
Grand opening. Grand closing.
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Samoa Gary @spiralstars.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
TNA has both the wrestlers in their biggest show's main event getting booed during their introductions. Truly amazing stuff.
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Samoa Gary @spiralstars.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Well at least France still really likes Jericho.
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Samoa Gary @spiralstars.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I see Roman Reigns' WWE title reign is going exactly as I had feared.
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Samoa Gary @spiralstars.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
HoG just spelled "Psycho Killer" so wrong for Ciampa's entrance that I'm not sure it wasn't some inside joke I'm not getting.
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Samoa Gary @spiralstars.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Max Caster going to TNA is the best possible decision for him if he didn't want to restart the Acclaimed. Fresh start there as a singles wrestler with a lot of room for his gimmick. There's no way he should be in NXT and WWE already doesn't quite know what to do with Joe Hendry's gimmick already.
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Samoa Gary @spiralstars.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The modern movie industry is so fascinating to me because it's clearly circling the drain and the people in charge have no good ideas and seem genuinely terrified. In five years, the only movies in theaters will be microbudget horror or 300m budget franchise fare.
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Samoa Gary @spiralstars.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
There wasn't a single defender on screen lol.
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Samoa Gary @spiralstars.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Okada vs Ospreay on free television this is Golden Age shit man.
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Samoa Gary @spiralstars.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Croyt's Wrath rocks and if I were an NXT wrestler, I'd straight up just steal it.
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Samoa Gary @spiralstars.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I would not survive this bump. This one would confine me to my bed for ten years.
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Samoa Gary @spiralstars.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Jon Moxley is getting a bigger pop in Paris than Charles de Gaulle.
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Samoa Gary @spiralstars.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Samoa Joe: internationally respected and beloved.
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TDE Wrestling @tdewrestling.com · 07/10/2026
Joe vs. "Tarzan Boy" #AEWDynamite #AEWGrandSlam
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Samoa Gary @spiralstars.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I can't believe there is a pro wrestling company on this Earth that had the New Level signed and thought "nah let's get fucking rid of them lol".
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Samoa Gary @spiralstars.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Kofi vs Bandido doesn't seem real. This is some newLEGACYinc shit.
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Samoa Gary @spiralstars.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They're running through the AEW Dynamite card for Grand Slam to open the show and jfc this is on free television.
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Samoa Gary @spiralstars.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This Cornette Side of the Ring series Vice is doing on YouTube is going to do a lot for Jim Cornette. It's less "Cornette talks about whatever comes to his mind" that gets him in trouble and more "hey Jim, what do you think about this particular stupid thing" and letting him riff, which he excels at
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Samoa Gary @spiralstars.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Queen Aminata with CROYT'S WRATH?!?!?!?!
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Samoa Gary @spiralstars.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Julia Hart is so much crisper as a singles wrestler to a degree that really doesn't make any sense.
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
JRR Tolkien: You paint that picture of the key scene from the Two Towers where Frodo and Sam fight Gollum? Donato Giancola: Sure did, Ron, real fuckin' sexy just like you asked. JRRT: What.
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TDE Wrestling @tdewrestling.com · 01/10/2026
BLACK ARROW!!!! #AEWDynamite
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Samoa Gary @spiralstars.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
First match back from tragedy and AEW rolled out Jon Moxley vs Orange Cassidy, the two most reliable wrestlers you could possibly find.
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Samoa Gary @spiralstars.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
AEW Dynamite has three announced matches so far and it's looking like an All In card already.
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Samoa Gary @spiralstars.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tubi making this big new marketing push to showoff that they're purposely shoveling slop is a choice.
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Samoa Gary @spiralstars.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Kyle Chandler really is one of the GOATs for making Hal Jordan this interesting.
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Samoa Gary @spiralstars.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
In 2023, I was going through a lot of bad shit mentally. Then, one day, I turned on AEW Dynamite for the first time. It was Death Triangle vs The Elite, Match 7 for the Trios titles, and it brought me back to wrestling and got me through it. I'll miss you, Pac. Thank you.
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Samoa Gary @spiralstars.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Will Ospreay finally got around to playing AC Black Flag, I see.
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Samoa Gary @spiralstars.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
New Level might have had more ring time in three matches in AEW than New Day did in their last three years with WWE.
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Samoa Gary @spiralstars.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Swerve's Reverse Flash gear is sick.
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Samoa Gary @spiralstars.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ciampa signing with AEW remains an all-time career move.
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Samoa Gary @spiralstars.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'll be the thousandth person to say it, but Persephone has everything you could possibly want from a wrestler. If AEW can get a proper feud/storyline going for her, she'll be a massive star right away.
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Samoa Gary @spiralstars.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
PAC loses all his matches via RNG.
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Samoa Gary @spiralstars.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Its actually startling that AEW can just pull a Andrade vs PAC match out of their midcard on a moment's notice.
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Samoa Gary @spiralstars.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just got home from a stupid ass wedding let's watch AEW All Out, duuuuuuuude.
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Samoa Gary @spiralstars.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
One of the funniest parts about pro wrestling discourse online is that wrestling is ultimately an entirely subjective topic. You can't really prove or disprove 99% of arguments about wrestling, which means a lot of people will gladly never admit they might be wrong about their opinion.
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Samoa Gary @spiralstars.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There are community servers on Hell Let Loose Vietnam that have rules like "NO TANKS. NO MORTARS. NO OFFENSIVE SKILLS BY COMMANDERS" and it's like dawg what game are we playing here you fucking dorks.
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Samoa Gary @spiralstars.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Mobland is unintentionally the funniest show going right now. Everyone is just fucking up constantly for no discernible reason so that Tom Hardy has something to fix every episode.
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Samoa Gary @spiralstars.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The world was not ready for Pinkerton back in 1996 and its commercial failure changed Weezer for the worse for the next 30 years. Also, El Scorcho.
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Samoa Gary @spiralstars.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
MCMG probably should've been in this AEW Tag Team title feud.
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Samoa Gary @spiralstars.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I cannot imagine a way this Thekla AEW run could be going better than it already is.
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Samoa Gary @spiralstars.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
AEW signed New Level and put them right to work.
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Samoa Gary @spiralstars.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If you had told me two years ago that Roxanne Perez, Iyo Sky, and La Catalina would be in a triple threat match and it would be in a heatless television qualifier match, I wouldn't believe you. WWE cooled off Roxanne Perez to the fucking ice age.
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Samoa Gary @spiralstars.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I do enjoy this Gabe Kidd gimmick where he's so genuinely unwell that he looks like he is physically incapable of restful sleep, which only gives him the time he needs to be fully active in two separate gangs.
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Samoa Gary @spiralstars.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm genuinely baffled NXT didn't have a roster spot for Zayda Steel.
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Samoa Gary @spiralstars.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
That was the first Darby Allin match I've ever seen where someone did a crazier bump than Darby.
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Samoa Gary @spiralstars.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Myron Reed seems like another wrestler TNA probably should've pushed to the moon.
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Samoa Gary @spiralstars.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Watching these World of Warcraft Forever beta streams in horror, knowing full well that by launch, I'll be fiending for a fix again.
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Samoa Gary @spiralstars.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If I had to trust one person on earth to side suplex me off the apron where I land to the cold, unyielding ground neck-first safely, it'd probably be Claudio Castagnoli.
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