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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 7m

<Tour Bus> VIV: Ohh, quite exciting, quite exciting this computer magic, wheeeee...

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 1h

DEREK: Is it going to say anything here, or here along the spine?

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 2h

[playing to rock music] ♪ Little girl You're just four feet ♪ ♪ And you still got Your baby teeth ♪ ♪ You're too young And I'm too well-hung ♪ ♪ But tonight I'm gonna rock you ♪ ♪ Tonight, I'm gonna rock you ♪ [guitar solo]

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 3h

IAN: No, no, no, you put it on the bread like this, you see NIGEL: But then if you keep folding it, it keeps breaking. IAN: Why do you keep folding it? NIGEL: And then you...everything has to be folded, and then it's this, and I don't want this. I want large bread so that I can put this. IAN: Right

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 5h

♪ Don't need a woman, I won't take me no wife ♪ ♪ I get the rock and roll and that'll be my life ♪

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 6h

NIGEL: The sustain..listen to it... MARTY: I'm not hearing anything.

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 7h

I remember being knocked out by their, their exuberance...their raw power -- and their punctuality. That band was Britain's now-legendary Spinal Tap.

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 8h

MICK: The Food! The Food!...Ahhhhh...owwww...ohhhh ?: The food!

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 8h

MARTY: Do you feel that in collaboration with David, that you are afforded the opportunity to express yourself musically the way you would like to? NIGEL: Well, I think I do you know in my solos. My solos are my trademark. <cut to Nigel's guitar solo>

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 9h

JEANINE: We've got a big dressing room, though. DAVID: What? JEANINE: Got a big dressing room here... DAVID: Oh, we've got a bigger dressing room than the puppets? Oh, that's refreshing..

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 10h

MARTY: The review you had on 'Shark Sandwich'...which was merely a two word review - just said "shit sandwich." Umm...

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 11h

NIGEL: Cry, cry, cry all the way home... DAVID: ...fairly simple.... there's about six words in the whole song, you know. MARTY: Sounds like a big hit. DAVID: Just repeat them over and over again.

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 12h

NIGEL: Two, two. DAVID: Okay, got the mikes... NIGEL: Let's do G. S. M, alright...G. S. M.

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 13h

NIGEL: Really they're quite fearful--that's my theory. They see us on stage with tight trousers. We've got, you know, armadillos in our trousers. I mean it's really quite frightening... DAVID: Yeah. NIGEL: ...the size...and and they, they run screaming.

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 14h

♪ Gimme some money, gimme some money ♪ ♪ Gimme some money, gimme some money ♪

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 15h

MARTY: And I see over there you have a number of guitars. And you sell both? NIGEL: Yes and no. Sometimes people come in with a guitar, you see? And they trade for cheese.

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 16h

♪ My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo ♪ ♪ I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo ♪

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 17h

DAVID: I've been listening to the classics, I belong to a...great series um..It's called the 'Namesake Series' of cassettes. MARTY: Uh huh..

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 18h

DRIVER: You know, it's just that people like this...you know...they get all they want so they don't really understand, you know...about a life like Frank's. I mean, you know when you've loved and lost the way Frank has, then you uh...you know what life's about.

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 19h

IAN: I mean if we had all you guys tied up, that probably woulda been fine.

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 20h

DEREK: Is this the test pressing? IAN: No, this is it, yes, that's right... DAVID: This is "Smell The Glove" by Spinal Tap...

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 21h

♪ Plowing through your beanfield ♪

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 22h

♪ You're hot, you take all we got ♪ ♪ Not a dry seat in the house ♪ ♪ Next day, we'll be on our way ♪ ♪ But tonight I'm gonna rock you (tonight I'm gonna rock you) ♪

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 23h

NIGEL: It's number five, last week, actually. So, he, he, he, um he asked me, to ask you, Tap, if you would be interested in reforming and, uh, doing a tour. Japan.

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

♪ What then? Are we born again? ♪ ♪ Just to sit asking questions like these? ♪

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

BOBBI: ...and a man's arm extended out up to here holding onto the leash and pushing a black glove in her face to sniff it. You don't find that offensive? You don't find that sexist?

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

♪ We came like babies ♪ ♪ From our home across the sea to see America ♪

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

<Amid Nigel's Guitar Collection> MARTY: Do you play all...I mean do you actually play all these or...? NIGEL: Well, I play them and I cherish them.

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

DAVID: You know exactly what I'm talking about. You fucked my wife.

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

IAN: If the company is behind the album it can shove it right down their throats.

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

MICK: The Food! The Food!...Ahhhhh...owwww...ohhhh ?: The food!

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

MARTY: If I were to ask you what your philosophy of life, or your creed... what would that be? VIV: "Have...a good...time...all the time." That's my philosophy, Marty!

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

MARTY: Really? You think that's calming? FAN: It's very calming.

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

JEANINE: And as I'm having a cup of tea, I noticed this glow comes into the room, grows, almost like it grows inside me. And then...I hear this voice. This voice says to me, 'Every breath you take, every move you make, I'll be watching you.'

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

IAN: I'm sorry, it's just some crappy university, you know NIGEL: I know, Yeah, right, it's a joke, it's all a j..

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

HOOKSTRATTEN: Did you ever run into a musical group works out of Kansas City call themselves "Four Jacks and a Jill"? They've been at a Ramada Inn there for about 18 months. If you're ever in Kansas City and want to hear some good music, you might want to drop by.

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

NIGEL: And he's got these whips and they're all...semi-nude. DAVID: Knockin' on 'im and it's like much worse...

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

NIGEL: I can, and I did it. DAVID: I know what else you did. October 9th, 2009. NIGEL: What are you talking about? DAVID: You know exactly what I'm talking about. You fucked my wife.

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

♪ The crowing of the cock ♪ ♪ The running of the foal ♪

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

♪ You been bad ♪ ♪ Don't do what I say ♪ ♪ You don't listen ♪ ♪ And you never obey ♪

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

FITNESS TRAINER: Before we get into the actual workout, I saw dates of birth on you fellas, and it sounds to me like the candles are starting to cost a little bit more than the cake.

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

<Dressing Room, last gig of the tour> DEREK: We'll make 'em miss us. VIV: Last stop. DAVID: I'm in, I'm in tune...the last tuning DEREK: Last tuning...

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

NIGEL: ..take them off... MARTY: ...and you'd see..exact... NIGEL: This is what you'd see...

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

DEREK: Straight through. Rock 'n roll! Hello Cleveland! Hello Cleveland!!!

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

JANITOR: You go right straight through this door here, down the hall...

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

♪ Sex farm woman, I'll be your hired hand ♪

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