Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 5hLibra mother and Gemini daughter, one in all black and one in all pink, run to the car to go get breakfast. A typical Saturday 😂 040
Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Trying to plan girls night with my friend: A couples massage and put a note in the booking “we’re going to be talking shit the whole time” 020
Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Now we have a synchronicity going on with The Office too 😂😂😂😂😂 110
Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 07/10/2026There would never have been advances in medicine or science in general without adhd people leaving things laying around and forgetting about them lol 020
Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Who would have thought … that the things I’ve been trying to find the last month or so, would be all in one box that was hidden by other boxes that I was procrastinating taking out to recycling … certainly not me… 030
Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 04/10/2026You have your period. You’re probably doing your fifth crime scene cleanup of the day. You’re probably camped out in the bathroom. You’re DEFINITELY asking “Is this really the best version of the human body? This is the best we could evolve to?” 010
Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Second time in a week a skunk has sprayed outside at like 4 am 😂 I had to turn the heat off and all the air purifiers on turbo 000
Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 03/10/2026regular sized box of tampons for $13.50 what in the fuck ??? 000
Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I think sometimes you just have to eat like garbage, to heal your soul, to heal your body lol 020
Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Having a little smoke on the balcony and listening to people trying to do burnouts and failing repeatedly lol 010
Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The birds heard me thinking about giving them more seed and they’re all waiting 😂 010
Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 01/10/2026This dirty Mountain Dew cream soda dew (idk that’s all the whole fuckin name on the bottle) is such a fascinating experience I can’t get enough 011
Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 30/09/2026THE BEST HOLIDAY OF THE YEAR IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER 🥹 020
Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Absentmindedly scrolling reels and a tarot reading pops up, the reader gave what I can only describe as the most Great-British-Baking-Show-style intro to the reading ever 😂🙌🏻 020
Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I can’t believe I’m 35 already 🥲 please enjoy this pic of old lady me on a windy sunset cruise earlier 060
Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 22/09/2026They had to summon a random old man at the dealership so I could go test drive a manual 😂 (someone who can drive manual has to go with you 🤣🤣🤣💀) 110
Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I have not yet acquired a taste for Prince but I can feel it on the horizon … 120
Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Me, while having a reaction to the flu shot and feeling like total shit, haven’t left bed all day, in my robe “I feel so luxurious” 😂 040
Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Absolutely love microwave pasta directions because it’s always something like put the shit in the largest bowl that fits and then heat for 700 years or until radioactive 010
Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Why is “hamburgers cooked on the stove by your apartment neighbor” the worst cooking smell ever lol 010
Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Just sent a teams message saying my brain is shitting out at this exact moment! 😭😩 010
Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 11/09/2026This is horrifying hahahahahhaha day old bread, I tell ya 010
Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Also this post was about the fresh bread vs day old bread thing muhahahahahahaha 110
Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Yes and more 😂 like “might hurt peoples feelings if they can’t take a joke” rude 020
Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Seriously debating starting an alt account to share my funny and filthy thoughts because they are simply too fucking rude for this account, but they need to be shared 😂 240
Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 11/09/2026It’s fun to go to school things where teachers have to use a microphone and then you see who was a theater/music kid and who has never touched a microphone ever 🤣 011
Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Me: “wow it sure is dark in here I better take my sunglasses off” *takes off glasses, is not wearing sunglasses, it’s just dark inside 🫠* 020
Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 09/09/2026In a full virtual team meeting and we’re trying virtually to identify a spider in our boss’s office 120
Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Bathing by the light of a candle and hand cranked weather radio flashlight combo, so I can go to my office to work since the power is still out at home 😒🫠 000
Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Don’t worry everyone, Microsoft is investigating the outlook issues … 030
Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 31/08/2026You should always get a 30 foot aux cord if you have the chance. There will come a day when you have used it for 15 purposes beyond the first one you got it for 🤣 030
Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 28/08/2026It’s been ten years and I haven’t gotten over when one of my physical therapy exercises was laying ass up on a table and squeezing the buttcheeks with the butt muscles 😂😂😂💀 030
Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Some of my most favorite animals are the trashy night ones and aggressive birds 🤣 020
Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Talking to my coworker and saying we can just fall over and become dust. I then said “our children have their fathers” 😂 010
Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Every time I think I’ve had the official worst day ever at work, an even worse day happens lol 010
Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 25/08/2026My favorite insult of today “he’s got that leaded gasoline in him” 😂 051