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K Lucian Jones (Kit)

@spideyj.com
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Horror writer. Queer goth kitchen thembo spideyj.com xoxo.zone/@spideyj he/they

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K Lucian Jones (Kit) @spideyj.com · 19h
that meeting could have been a slack message lol
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i gotta focus. im shifting into soup mode
cover of THE PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF SOUP WEATHER'S LOOMING ARRIVAL GETS ME OFF BISEXUALLY featuring shirtless bud in the middle with a scarf around his neck. next to him floating there are two GOOD LOOKIN soups they have a beautiful fall scene behind them
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K Lucian Jones (Kit) @spideyj.com · 30/09/2026
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula.
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Checkmate Chess Game
Alt: Tilda Swinton as Eve in Only Lovers Left Alive, playing chess with Tom Hiddleston as Adam while holding a blood popsicle and saying "Checkmate, my darling."
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K Lucian Jones (Kit) @spideyj.com · 29/09/2026
yes
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Sid Menon @beamsplashx.wethoughtaboutgames.com · 27/09/2026
my first appearance on this show format and apparently the worst spread of bad games yet. coincidence? yes
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K Lucian Jones (Kit) @spideyj.com · 27/09/2026
True!!!
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Neon @neon.voyage · 24/09/2026
New pinned post time! I'm Neon (they/them) For 4 years I built UI for Destiny 2 (see attached reel or my portfolio: neon.voyage/games/destiny/ ) For a long time before that I built websites. You may even have seen some of them! Nobody's free until everybody's free, our liberation is bound together
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Eric Raglin @ericraglin1992.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
New horror writers: Applications for my Cursed Classroom are open! This affordable, month-long class will meet each Tuesday in November. You'll learn how to write more effective horror and how to submit to short fiction markets. Interested? See details here: ericraglin.com/classes-and-...
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Classes and Editorial Services
Cursed Classroom: Open for applicants through October 31st, 2026 What is Cursed Classroom? This month-long horror-writing bootcamp is aimed at writers on a budget. The ideal participant for this co…
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david @redconversation.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Just gonna throw it out there, I have a birthday coming up so, if anyone wants to help me with my mountain of medical debt or just.. do something nice for me this month, it would be very cool of you. (links in the quote) bsky.app/profile/redc...
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K Lucian Jones (Kit) @spideyj.com · 23/09/2026
Oh, it's bisexual visibility day again? Time to use it as an excuse to brag about how great my boyfriend is and how awesome bi 4 bi relationships are 🥰🌈
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K Lucian Jones (Kit) @spideyj.com · 23/09/2026
Yeah I did a smitten kitchen recipe that blanched it then sauteed it and I gotta say I'm never doing that again lol Just roasting it whole in the air fryer from now on (I'll do the part where it's got cheese and optional anchovies with it though)
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K Lucian Jones (Kit) @spideyj.com · 23/09/2026
I'm a big fan Lately I've been getting broccolini and just roasting it whole and then eating it with my fingers lol
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K Lucian Jones (Kit) @spideyj.com · 23/09/2026
Boyfriend is helping me remember to do my pull-up's but we also did bench press yesterday and now my arms are very sore lol
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K Lucian Jones (Kit) @spideyj.com · 23/09/2026
"We must not allow this to be normalized" Uh it already is. We need to stop it
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K Lucian Jones (Kit) @spideyj.com · 23/09/2026
Mine used to be Resident Evil but it's now forever tainted by my abusive ex who worked on it So now there isn't one
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K Lucian Jones (Kit) @spideyj.com · 23/09/2026
So you just end up scrolling through all of the entertainment options and choosing nothing
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K Lucian Jones (Kit) @spideyj.com · 23/09/2026
When you're super tired but it's too late for a nap and too early to go to bed
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K Lucian Jones (Kit) @spideyj.com · 22/09/2026
I'm so good at my job and I enjoy being good at my job, but wow I hate wasting time and energy compensating for people being sloppy
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K Lucian Jones (Kit) @spideyj.com · 22/09/2026
thank you!!!
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K Lucian Jones (Kit) @spideyj.com · 22/09/2026
yeah, finding an agent as a trans person writing explicitly queer horror has been fucking impossible (last year querying was MISERABLE, and I've heard this from lots of other authors as well). I still don't have an agent although I do have a publisher for my book now lmao
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K Lucian Jones (Kit) @spideyj.com · 22/09/2026
AI and the challenges of QAing vibe coded shit is really sucking all of the joy out of my job. I haaaaaaaate it so much
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Sid Menon @beamsplashx.wethoughtaboutgames.com · 19/09/2026
this 1000-year-old rat still makes biscuits the old-fashioned way
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Sid Menon @beamsplashx.wethoughtaboutgames.com · 20/09/2026
DUDES NIGHT (11:30am)
teto the grey sphynx cat nuzzling my facial hair while my boyfriend kit kisses the back of my neck. we are so cuteteto is rubbing with the other side of his little gargoyle head now and you can see more of kit's handsome face
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K Lucian Jones (Kit) @spideyj.com · 21/09/2026
the women I've met who claimed that were people I don't trust and saw them turn on me and women and other marginalized folks around them whenever given the chance I also did see them getting harassed but they played it off like it was just jokes
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K Lucian Jones (Kit) @spideyj.com · 17/09/2026
Impressed, I'm pretty sure. Also astonished lmao, I do not think they could have imagined becoming this
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Sid Menon @beamsplashx.wethoughtaboutgames.com · 16/09/2026
post-orgy clean-up for the bottom who has no gender preferences you know de-glazing the pan
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🐍 Abigail Kemske 🐍 @abigailkemske.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Welp, confirmation from a market that gen AI art is used when there are "no other options." No other options?? SEriOSLy? 🤔 Let's start a thread of where you can find art to use in the public domain because I'm sick of this shit! Please reply below with your favorite resources. 👇
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K Lucian Jones (Kit) @spideyj.com · 15/09/2026
Driving a semi without a commercial driver's license (Snowrunner)
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K Lucian Jones (Kit) @spideyj.com · 14/09/2026
it is unfortunate that the artist relocated from a studio closer to me to one in Wicker Park (it's fine, and definitely better than the long trek out to the suburbs for my last tattoo lmao)
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K Lucian Jones (Kit) @spideyj.com · 14/09/2026
Still trying to figure out where on my body to get my malort tattoo (I already have an artist in mind)
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K Lucian Jones (Kit) @spideyj.com · 12/09/2026
Thank you!!!
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K Lucian Jones (Kit) @spideyj.com · 12/09/2026
I wish my brain would shut up sometimes
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K Lucian Jones (Kit) @spideyj.com · 12/09/2026
It's the Islamophobia for me. I don't know why I was surprised by it, I was already very well acquainted with American bigotry at that point, and yet. It got worse.
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it took an hour, maevey a day @maeveynot.online · 11/09/2026
the all-chicago tenant alliance fundraiser screening has been canceled by @davistheater.bsky.social. please support them here! www.gofundme.com/f/support-th...
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to wound the autumnal kitty @blurry-line.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Useful term: "the urinary leash" (originally "the bladder's leash," coined by a group of scholars in New Zealand) refers to the way the lack of public women's bathrooms in Victorian England kept women from going too far from their homes. Trans bathroom laws serve the same function.
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Emma Cole @editrixemma.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This will be the last time I bug you all about preordering from B&N for Love Never Dies, because the book is out in a couple of weeks! But if you haven't preordered and you want to, you can find it here: www.barnesandnoble.com/w/love-never...
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K Lucian Jones (Kit) @spideyj.com · 09/09/2026
This one is significantly reframing a narrative I've had about myself since forever - like, whoa, maybe I'm not an awful person for fighting back when I was being abused??? That's craaaaaaazy
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K Lucian Jones (Kit) @spideyj.com · 09/09/2026
Obviously part of a therapists job is to validate and affirm you, but there's something extra special about getting the vibe that they think you're a badass after you share how you handled some particularly awful challenges
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K Lucian Jones (Kit) @spideyj.com · 09/09/2026
Udo Kier: so good in so many movies, both bad and good
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K Lucian Jones (Kit) @spideyj.com · 08/09/2026
No matter how much work I've done around this, I still sometimes end up crying after therapy because my parents fucking suck. 12+ years of consistent therapy work at this point. It's just a kind of grief that never completely goes away.
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Jenny Kiefer @jennykiefer.com · 06/09/2026
i don't think james patterson actually exists
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doodlemancy ✨ @doodlemancy.com · 30/08/2026
brain, i understand that you'd rather do Preferred Activity, but right now we have to do Task. if we finish task we can do Preferred Activity WITHOUT feeling weighed down by the need to do Task. do you see how that works ah it's biting me my brain is biting me
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Sid Menon @beamsplashx.wethoughtaboutgames.com · 07/09/2026
sith lord and apprentice do battle but forget what they were doing
teto the grey sphynx cat, who is mostly wrinkles, slapping at his little fuzzy sphynx sister howl, who has the texture of lint
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K Lucian Jones (Kit) @spideyj.com · 03/09/2026
I think cheating (in relationships) is far more common than people realize
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K Lucian Jones (Kit) @spideyj.com · 02/09/2026
I will never not be furious about our CEO telling my mobile QA engineer that their job was easy. He wouldn't last a day in that job. He'd lose his shit and have a temper tantrum before lunchtime.
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K Lucian Jones (Kit) @spideyj.com · 02/09/2026
They sure don't want to spend money on QA but they also love to blame QA for every defect or bad ux/ui choice
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K Lucian Jones (Kit) @spideyj.com · 02/09/2026
9 times out of 10, execs will find defects that would otherwise be considered tester bugs that are now a must fix
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K Lucian Jones (Kit) @spideyj.com · 02/09/2026
what does it say if the vampire is basically my self-insert character lol
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