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@spidey-scruff.bsky.social
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he/him / 28 / enfj / gamer / dork i can always reassemble to fit perfectly for you

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noah @spidey-scruff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
happy tighty whities tuesday from my butt to y’alls 🤓
me standing with my shorts pulled down to see my butt in a pair of hanes tighty whities and lifting up the back of the shirt to see the waistband say =HANES=
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noah @spidey-scruff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
drop an album that was important to you when you were 19 50/50 split for these two albums, literally mentioning being 19 in them too, the stars were aligned for me with halsey / lorde and they’re both june 2017 releases
hopeless fountain kingdom by halseymelodrama by lorde
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noah @spidey-scruff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
blasting hilary duff in the car on a saturday, this is what dreams are made of
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noah @spidey-scruff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
come back to me 🟥
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noah @spidey-scruff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
wdym i can lock myself into the bathroom? who’s coming to get me…
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noah @spidey-scruff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
oh no… trigger warning of medical procedure for townfall… wish me luck
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noah @spidey-scruff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
so excited to play silent hill townfall! 🟥
me holding the ps5 case for silent hill townfall while wearing the horrible return to silent hill (2026) movie tshirt
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noah @spidey-scruff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
what is a person if not memories
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noah @spidey-scruff.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
my top 9 games! 5 were nostalgia-based and 4 were adult picks
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noah @spidey-scruff.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
worth all the effort to put in this magnum opus into tomodachi life, pixel by pixel
something beautiful by miley cyruspixel version of something beautiful by miley cyrus
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noah @spidey-scruff.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
picture of me in the morning
steve anita smith, voted least likely to get laidsteve in his tighty whities leaned over his bed, stretching
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noah @spidey-scruff.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
finally got my baby munna in pkmn sleep yayy 💗
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michael @jehovahsthickness.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
look at this fucking dork 🤤
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noah @spidey-scruff.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
yubnq
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noah @spidey-scruff.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
happy tummy tuesday boyss
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noah @spidey-scruff.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
matching underwear brands with my bonito today, and it wasn’t even planned we just have that psychic energies
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noah @spidey-scruff.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
got my first ever massage while ethel cain played in the background 🙂‍↕️
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noah @spidey-scruff.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
getting sushi with angelsito 🤤
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noah @spidey-scruff.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
i love my courtney miller skin 🗡️
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noah @spidey-scruff.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
🙂‍↕️🩷
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noah @spidey-scruff.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
i love when my eyes go so blur i use r n like it’s a m rnusic
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noah @spidey-scruff.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
i need you to reheal me again the great impersonator by halsey
the great impersonator album coverhalsey
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noah @spidey-scruff.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
august #topster
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noah @spidey-scruff.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
i love survivor… and then they do zoom in close ups of a spider for a whole 30 seconds while someone talks
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noah @spidey-scruff.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
rewatching agatha all along, and i love patti lupone gonna be playing steven universe music right after
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noah @spidey-scruff.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
mmm foosackly’s kung-foo sauce
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noah @spidey-scruff.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
first wedgie wednesday, gotta celebrate with a little tug
wedgie in fruit of the loom tighty whities wearing blue wrangler jeans
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noah @spidey-scruff.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
happy tighty whities tuesday boys to this holy thrift find, fruit of the looms for life 🤓
package of 9 fruit of the loom white briefs, tighty whities, with the FTL waistband inside and nascar car on the front (2004 print date on back)
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noah @spidey-scruff.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
laundry day means going commando
black adidas shirt and red outdoor voices shorts pulled down to show bare butt while doing the laundry, commando style no underwear
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noah @spidey-scruff.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
smack my butt and fart, is my deep emotion smack my butt and fart, you feel the explosion
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noah @spidey-scruff.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
fear the truth behind the static 🟥
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noah @spidey-scruff.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
when you come home and the power surged so the cd player rebooted and has björk singing as you walk in
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noah @spidey-scruff.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
what do you mean hayden panettiere passed away 😭😭💔
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noah @spidey-scruff.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
i am complete 🎧
iphone 15 now playing screen - silent hill 2iphone 5 now playing screen - silent hill 2
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noah @spidey-scruff.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
finally figured out adding music to my iphone 5 and last fm downloaded onto it the ipod time has finally arrived, plus being able to log the stats
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noah @spidey-scruff.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
someone’s acting sus.com well, i don’t own the domain
sus.com
markdown project
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noah @spidey-scruff.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
i love wearing my green smosh shirt out
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noah @spidey-scruff.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
my happy place
mysims game cover
with chaz, dj candy, makoto, chef gino, ginny, iggy, and ray
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noah @spidey-scruff.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
i love it when smosh hits me with the *mysims background music* mid-video, it makes me so happy every time
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noah @spidey-scruff.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
when a song gives you the behind the ear tingle and crawls to your cheek
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noah @spidey-scruff.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
i won a purse in one of the raffles at my new job, and now i’m gonna be francine and stick a brick in it
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noah @spidey-scruff.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
the mrs. meyer’s lavender multi-surface cleaner smells like being in a world market
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noah @spidey-scruff.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
roleplaying as a chauffeur with my bf in the backseat… got close to the mafia boss being called on me
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noah @spidey-scruff.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
holding it while he pees will cure you
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noah @spidey-scruff.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
july #topster
row 1: confessions ii, bedtime stories, silent hill4, hard candy, it’s not that deep

row 2: willoughby tucker, i’ll always love you, something beautiful, it’s not that deep (unless you want it to be, confessions on a dance floor, this is for

row 3: ray of light, silent hill2, mayhem, silent hill3, blair witch 

row 4: attention: miley live, petal, eusexua afterglow, backrooms, music film fashion

row 5: bbno$, mdna, the great impersonator (deluxe) wor$t girl in america, fancy that
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noah @spidey-scruff.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
spiderman: brand new day was amazing 5/5 ❤️🕸️
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noah @spidey-scruff.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
boo ai slop at the work training event, burn it all down
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noah @spidey-scruff.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
when there’s a 110°f+ heat advisory and the pipes are so warm the water doesn’t come out cold
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noah @spidey-scruff.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
tighty whities tuesday, but make it my favorite fruit of the looms
me wearing a pair of older fruit of the loom tighty whities, double line waistband (=Fruit of the Loom=)
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Nathan and 99 thoughts @scientistnathan.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
speak softly but carry a big dick
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