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@jehovahsthickness.bsky.social
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michael @jehovahsthickness.bsky.social · 3h
helped barricade the windows and put every outdoor decoration inside for the hurricane tomorrow i think i’m too cute for physical labor
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michael @jehovahsthickness.bsky.social · 7h
cumming at the same time and getting a chicken biscuit good morning :D
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michael @jehovahsthickness.bsky.social · 17h
excited to wake uo and get breakfast with my man (hung) 🥰 buenas noches bonitas
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michael @jehovahsthickness.bsky.social · 17h
trying not to be anxious about things i cannot control to mixed results
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michael @jehovahsthickness.bsky.social · 17h
today was nice :)
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michael @jehovahsthickness.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
seems like i’m being directly hit by a hurricane on friday
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michael @jehovahsthickness.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
woodmorning <3
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michael @jehovahsthickness.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
just had my first chili dog ever and it was delicious
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michael @jehovahsthickness.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
#busted, made my breakfast and took some acetaminophen 😍
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michael @jehovahsthickness.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
woke up with a raging boner and sadly a raging headache 😔 good morning nonetheless
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michael @jehovahsthickness.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
forgot to get oranges at the grocery store after talking about wanting more all weekend
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michael @jehovahsthickness.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
7 am good morning
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michael @jehovahsthickness.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
just watched coyote vs acme :D had so much fun and got unexpectedly emotional at the end i just think friendship and yaoi is so beautiful
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michael @jehovahsthickness.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
high and folding laundry while rain lightly hits the window
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michael @jehovahsthickness.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
watching survivor with my breakfast and someone chopped their thumb off
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michael @jehovahsthickness.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
goodmorning oomfshines 💕
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michael @jehovahsthickness.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
gn sleepy heads 😘
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michael @jehovahsthickness.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
my 9 albums btw mostly included my fav albums of my favorite artists :)
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michael @jehovahsthickness.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
good morning i’m only slightly hungover <3
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michael @jehovahsthickness.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
tongue in butt <3
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michael @jehovahsthickness.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
drunk
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michael @jehovahsthickness.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
fridays on here
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michael @jehovahsthickness.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
burger and onion rings in my tummy and video games with my love
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michael @jehovahsthickness.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
jocktober booty 😋
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michael @jehovahsthickness.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
get to kiss the cutest boy in the world all over in 2 hours :’)
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michael @jehovahsthickness.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
eating oranges in bed and rewatching the best survivor season (micronesia)
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michael @jehovahsthickness.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
leaky af
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michael @jehovahsthickness.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
rewinding survivor to make sure the bug noise i just heard came from the show and not my room <3
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michael @jehovahsthickness.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
wish i could experience emotions normally i’m exhausted from talking myself down because i experienced a minor grievance
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michael @jehovahsthickness.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
goodnighty angels
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michael @jehovahsthickness.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
who up jacking their lantern
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michael @jehovahsthickness.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
one more before hump day ends 🤓
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michael @jehovahsthickness.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
high in bed and watching new south park episode and it’s a butters episode
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michael @jehovahsthickness.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
hiiii ☀️
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michael @jehovahsthickness.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i’m so excited for colder weather but thank fuck it’s still summer in florida if i didn’t get pool time in the sun today i would have been stuck in a miserable mood all day
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michael @jehovahsthickness.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
double dose of melatonin in me goodnight friends
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michael @jehovahsthickness.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
12:05 am happy hump day <3
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michael @jehovahsthickness.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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michael @jehovahsthickness.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
well yes!
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michael @jehovahsthickness.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
good morning it’s leftover pizza for breakfast and watching the newest episode of it’s always sunny time <3
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michael @jehovahsthickness.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
pizza date 🤤🫃🏻
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michael @jehovahsthickness.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
hour and a half terrakion shiny hunt complete and now i have all 5 shiny legendaries in za 🥳
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michael @jehovahsthickness.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
7 am and i’m so sleepy
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michael @jehovahsthickness.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
gonna regret this scroll time in the morning goodnight mis oomfitos bonitos
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michael @jehovahsthickness.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
never late to the party if i’m late to the party with you
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michael @jehovahsthickness.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
cozy sunday 🥳
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michael @jehovahsthickness.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
too anxious to play horror games myself but really do love watching bf play them from the safety of the couch 🤓 this new silent hill scary af
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michael @jehovahsthickness.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
woke up with no hangover good morning sexy people
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Family Guy: Lois Goes Shoplifting
ALT: Family Guy: Lois Goes Shoplifting
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michael @jehovahsthickness.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
goodnight my loves
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michael @jehovahsthickness.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
giving his hole a sweet little kiss before bed so he can have the sweetest of dreams 💕
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