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mysterious horny man (18+) @spidermanisexto.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

things we are 🚫NOT🚫 doing: anything involving minors, any other kind of sexual abuse, bigotry things im not personally into but salute those who are: grossout/waste kinks, air inflation, gore things im not into but will appear regardless: well bido doesnt wear shoes. so youre going to see feet

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mysterious horny man (18+) @spidermanisexto.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

also. more extensive list of kinks? open to requests/discussion for any of them -preg/breeding (incl. 🥚) -fatplay (gaining, expansion, body worship) -cumflation & hyper proportions -dressup & exhibitionism -role reversal. let him dom greed -worlds 1st lizard you can milk

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mysterious horny man (18+) @spidermanisexto.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

hi to my new followers btw you all seem to be really horny for the various charming freaks from that 1 canadian apartment simulator. i dont know if my lizardguy has enough mouths and tentacles to live up to those standards but thank you for giving him a chance anyway

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mysterious horny man (18+) @spidermanisexto.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Ok fine . lizard version getting it even harder

bido from fullmetal alchemist in the same sex position as the first art, this time still a chimera, with a tail and scales. his invisible partner's penis is now also invisible, showing the inside of bido's pussy and 2 small hemipenes where a clit would usually be. shading indicates hard pressure on his ass and right breast, which is covered in saliva. his face is screwed up in pleasure and he grips a pillow tightly behind his head. SFX: schlap plap plap plap plap slap! plap! plap!

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mysterious horny man (18+) @spidermanisexto.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

finishing my updated artfight refs made me want to give human au bido some invisible man mystery penis. As a treat

bido from fullmetal alchemist redesigned to not be a chimera, naked on his back and getting fucked in the pussy by a disembodied cock. he's fat, trans and balding with sparse body hair and big breasts, the left of which is a bit red from fondling and/or sucking. he looks flustered and aroused.

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mysterious horny man (18+) @spidermanisexto.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

bido ass and bido tits. playing all the bido hits. bido tits and bido ass. get good grade in bido class

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mysterious horny man (18+) @spidermanisexto.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

logged on here and saw my grido commission from ages ago .felt a sensation akin to whatever i assume that woman was feeling when jesus turned her french with his awesome beam

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mysterious horny man (18+) @spidermanisexto.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

nothing has ever been more worth the wait & im going to look at this every day for the rest of my life 🫡

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SUNNYSIDE-UP @yolklord.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

Been picking at ye olde comms that got a little stuck in the gears, here we have....Greed and Bido! Get it you funky little gecko

Greed going to town on one of his favorite little guys, smushing Bido into the cushions of his dorky red couch in their cool hang out spot

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mysterious horny man (18+) @spidermanisexto.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

this new job greed has him doing is a little different but bido isnt complaining (happy belated birthday elric family housefire. fma fandom has to look at my lizards tits now)

digitally painted art of 3 separate partial-body shots of bido from fullmetal alchemist at different angles, but in all 3 he's dressed in a skimpy old-timey tavern wench type outfit, ft. a corset that's pushing his boobs up to high heaven. on the left of the page he looks like he's complaining earnestly to someone offscreen, and on the right is a view from the back as he holds up a tray, showing the gap above his short wrap skirt that his tail, and then some, is hanging out of. in the center is a front view of him leaning over the viewer and setting down a frothing mug of beer. he's smiling awkwardly and sweating a little. and his titties are just out there

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mysterious horny man (18+) @spidermanisexto.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

while im on here. Okay so ages ago i was going to do a bunch of devils nest pinups based on existing vintage illustrations but then i got distracted and bido was the only one i got anywhere near close to finishing so. heres lizard boobs + the original

digital art of bido from fullmetal alchemist, referenced from a hilda pinup. he's a plump, bald man with light skin, scattered with patches of grey-brown spots, and a long lizard tail. he's pictured standing on one foot, partway through getting into a suit of green long underwear, but otherwise nude. one hand partially covers his breasts. he's looking at the viewer in shock as though they just walked in on him changing.

the original pinup art, signed by duane bryers. the model, hilda, is a plump red-haired woman in the same pose as bido, but her long underwear is red, and she's standing in front of a furnace, a clothesline, and a small dog.

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mysterious horny man (18+) @spidermanisexto.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

on some counts this is a relief but also a huge letdown because they spend all tjat time waiting for actual kids. so they decide the next time they see an orphan theyre kidnapping them to raise as their own. meanwhile the gecko population of dublith skyrockets. thanks for coming to my ted talk

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mysterious horny man (18+) @spidermanisexto.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

And in the end after a bunch of agonizing deliberations with the gang they decide to Not abort that thang and deal with the consequences as they come. they may be stupid. fast forward a while. bido lays eggs. they hatch into normal regular lizards. it was parthenogenesis the whole time

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mysterious horny man (18+) @spidermanisexto.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

so they both have to go through the stages of grief trying to figure out what to do. because bido would very much like to have kids with his favorite guy but it just Would not be a practical decision, and greed is torn between "Scared" and "Fuck Scared, We Want This So We Should Have It"

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mysterious horny man (18+) @spidermanisexto.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

so basically i think the funniest and most canon accurate form of grido breeding kink, would be that bido gets greed into it as a roleplay and they both have crazy pretend babymaking sex for a couple months and then discover, to their shock, that due to chimera nonsense, it somehow. Worked?

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mysterious horny man (18+) @spidermanisexto.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

so Actually Having Kids would be blatantly the worst idea even IF either of them thought it was possible, which they dont. because its not And yet despite it all. i thignk. That bido would look really really good with eggs in him & i think greed would agree with me on this

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mysterious horny man (18+) @spidermanisexto.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

and on the other side of the coin youve got a former government lab rat who was probably sterilized years ago and even if that DIDNT happen he would probably be post-menopausal by now. And they both live in a bar. And theyre fugitives of the state

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mysterious horny man (18+) @spidermanisexto.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

the odds against grido reproducing are so stacked against them its kind of hilarious to me. Like on the one hand you have the obvious "homunculi cant have bio kids" plot point. and then the fact that greed realistically Cannot have any positive associations with the concept of parenthood

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mysterious horny man (18+) @spidermanisexto.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

its been long enough so im finally posting about lizard sex on a public forum. everyone kindly look forward to 1 william posts about how bido doesnt have a gag reflex. thanks

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mysterious horny man (18+) @spidermanisexto.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

made a whole separate grownup account just to reply to this but listrn. bido and greeds names combine to make breed for a reason. if 2 old men are infertile enough it loops around and they both get pregnant

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