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mysterious horny man (18+)

@spidermanisexto.bsky.social
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sex posts about my favorite full metal alchemist guys basically. if you are not an adult please avert your eyes kinks liable to appear: basically anything related to fat middle aged trans man tits ass & belly. we are getting this lizard pregnant

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mysterious horny man (18+) @spidermanisexto.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
hi to my new followers btw you all seem to be really horny for the various charming freaks from that 1 canadian apartment simulator. i dont know if my lizardguy has enough mouths and tentacles to live up to those standards but thank you for giving him a chance anyway
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mysterious horny man (18+) @spidermanisexto.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
finishing my updated artfight refs made me want to give human au bido some invisible man mystery penis. As a treat
bido from fullmetal alchemist redesigned to not be a chimera, naked on his back and getting fucked in the pussy by a disembodied cock. he's fat, trans and balding with sparse body hair and big breasts, the left of which is a bit red from fondling and/or sucking. he looks flustered and aroused.
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mysterious horny man (18+) @spidermanisexto.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
bido ass and bido tits. playing all the bido hits. bido tits and bido ass. get good grade in bido class
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mysterious horny man (18+) @spidermanisexto.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
anatomy???practice
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mysterious horny man (18+) @spidermanisexto.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
logged on here and saw my grido commission from ages ago .felt a sensation akin to whatever i assume that woman was feeling when jesus turned her french with his awesome beam
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SUNNYSIDE-UP @yolklord.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Been picking at ye olde comms that got a little stuck in the gears, here we have....Greed and Bido! Get it you funky little gecko
Greed going to town on one of his favorite little guys, smushing Bido into the cushions of his dorky red couch in their cool hang out spot
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mysterious horny man (18+) @spidermanisexto.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
The belly
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mysterious horny man (18+) @spidermanisexto.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
this new job greed has him doing is a little different but bido isnt complaining (happy belated birthday elric family housefire. fma fandom has to look at my lizards tits now)
digitally painted art of 3 separate partial-body shots of bido from fullmetal alchemist at different angles, but in all 3 he's dressed in a skimpy old-timey tavern wench type outfit, ft. a corset that's pushing his boobs up to high heaven. on the left of the page he looks like he's complaining earnestly to someone offscreen, and on the right is a view from the back as he holds up a tray, showing the gap above his short wrap skirt that his tail, and then some, is hanging out of. in the center is a front view of him leaning over the viewer and setting down a frothing mug of beer. he's smiling awkwardly and sweating a little. and his titties are just out there
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mysterious horny man (18+) @spidermanisexto.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
while im on here. Okay so ages ago i was going to do a bunch of devils nest pinups based on existing vintage illustrations but then i got distracted and bido was the only one i got anywhere near close to finishing so. heres lizard boobs + the original
digital art of bido from fullmetal alchemist, referenced from a hilda pinup. he's a plump, bald man with light skin, scattered with patches of grey-brown spots, and a long lizard tail. he's pictured standing on one foot, partway through getting into a suit of green long underwear, but otherwise nude. one hand partially covers his breasts. he's looking at the viewer in shock as though they just walked in on him changing.the original pinup art, signed by duane bryers. the model, hilda, is a plump red-haired woman in the same pose as bido, but her long underwear is red, and she's standing in front of a furnace, a clothesline, and a small dog.
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mysterious horny man (18+) @spidermanisexto.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
the odds against grido reproducing are so stacked against them its kind of hilarious to me. Like on the one hand you have the obvious "homunculi cant have bio kids" plot point. and then the fact that greed realistically Cannot have any positive associations with the concept of parenthood
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mysterious horny man (18+) @spidermanisexto.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
its been long enough so im finally posting about lizard sex on a public forum. everyone kindly look forward to 1 william posts about how bido doesnt have a gag reflex. thanks
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