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you shouldn't resign yourself to cleaning up everyone else's messes. what a waste of energy that would be!

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huhu.. competent? i suppose that's true.

[ that wouldn't be enough to discourage them from at least trying.. spiders can eat prey up to ten times their own size. ] my, you sure have had a rough go of it, haven't you?

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like and repost if you love spiders! •::) or else.

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it's certainly rare these days, isn't it?

yes, you. it's a good thing.

[ they're looking at her like they're going to eat her alive. they.. probably wouldn't actually do that, right? ] of course, dearie! i wouldn't ask if i wasn't interested. •:;)

ahuhu.. i'm quite flattered.

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did you mean for me to hear that?

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[ staring very hard at her ] do tell me more.

pathetic men this, pathetic men that.. what about the pathetic women, hmm?!?!?!?!

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would you really? you'd be a big help.. as long as you aren't too squeamish.

i will, i will! i've just been a very busy spider lately.. i swear, young spiders are so unmotivated nowadays, i'm always picking up the slack! [ a sigh. ] but you aren't here to listen to me complain, ahuhu.

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ahuhu! if you say so. i'm sure i've been there, done that already in another universe. maybe even two universes.

i don't say this often to fellow entrepreneurs, but i think an application at Monster Mcdonalds might be a better choice for you, dearie.

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speaking of which, would you like another? on the house, since it's been a while. •;;)

that is part of the assorted garbage i mentioned, yes!

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ahuhuhu!! lighten up, i was only joking! i don't torture and eat humans. ...anymore. .......that was another joke, huhu. Mostly.

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these are piles of assorted garbage.

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that's because you don't have anything worth selling, dearie.

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that you are... how interesting. •::)

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you're a spider-eater only for the aesthetic, it seems.. a fraud. i'm disappointed.

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i only do that to humans! ahuhuhu!!

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my, what reason would i have to lie? do i look like someone who would torture poor innocent spiders by consuming them against their will?

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exactly! a cup of spiders in your breakfast, lunch, and dinner every day make for a well rounded diet!

oh, they don't mind. •::)

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my products are all made of spiders, by spiders. i thought you knew, dearie!