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𝕮𝖆𝖘𝖘𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖆

@spiderbitch.bsky.social
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𝕮𝖆𝖘𝖘𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖆 @spiderbitch.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Of course you can!
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𝕮𝖆𝖘𝖘𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖆 @spiderbitch.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Good, now I suggest you sleep with one eye open
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𝕮𝖆𝖘𝖘𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖆 @spiderbitch.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Be afraid
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𝕮𝖆𝖘𝖘𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖆 @spiderbitch.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
I'm totally down for committing crimes today, and honestly this one would be fun sooooo- murder it is-
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𝕮𝖆𝖘𝖘𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖆 @spiderbitch.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
HALF OF THAT IS A DELIVERY FEE HELL NO GO THROUGH THE DRIVE-THRU YOURSELF
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𝕮𝖆𝖘𝖘𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖆 @spiderbitch.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Fuck it I'm down for murder
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𝕮𝖆𝖘𝖘𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖆 @spiderbitch.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Take care of yourself, rest up
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𝕮𝖆𝖘𝖘𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖆 @spiderbitch.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
LISTEN- @elonmuskbabyreal.bsky.social @animeluvrhanzo.bsky.social @cyrilwins.bsky.social THIS IS NOT HOW WE TREAT EACH OTHER! WE'RE A TEAM DAMNIT!! TEAMS ARE NOT MENT TO ACT LIKE THIS- OR HURT EACH OTHER!!!
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𝕮𝖆𝖘𝖘𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖆 @spiderbitch.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Cyclops, we're not supposed to say that about ANYONE in the group! The fuck is wrong with you!? We're supposed to support each other!
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𝕮𝖆𝖘𝖘𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖆 @spiderbitch.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
NOBODY NEEDS TO BE BEATING UP ANYONE
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𝕮𝖆𝖘𝖘𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖆 @spiderbitch.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
GOTH PUNKS Y'ALL PULL YOUR SHIT TOGETHER RIGHT NOW OR I'M KICKING YOU ALL OFF THE WIFI
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𝕮𝖆𝖘𝖘𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖆 @spiderbitch.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
WE ARE NOT EUTHANIZING HIM
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𝕮𝖆𝖘𝖘𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖆 @spiderbitch.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
HI- EXPLAIN WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
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𝕮𝖆𝖘𝖘𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖆 @spiderbitch.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
I WENT TO GO GET SUPPLIES- WTF DID I COME BACK TO!?
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𝕮𝖆𝖘𝖘𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖆 @spiderbitch.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
#1 boss? That's sweet of you Alucard
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𝕮𝖆𝖘𝖘𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖆 @spiderbitch.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
I know who you are dork, but nice of you to introduce yourself
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𝕮𝖆𝖘𝖘𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖆 @spiderbitch.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
So uh- apparently talking about being Goth Punk caused my post to blow up cuz idfk who half the people who liked my post are- So to any random Goth Punks who stumble on this post, I guess introduce yourself plz?
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𝕮𝖆𝖘𝖘𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖆 @spiderbitch.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Not a problem Alucard
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𝕮𝖆𝖘𝖘𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖆 @spiderbitch.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
WHO THE FUCK IS RANDY????
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𝕮𝖆𝖘𝖘𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖆 @spiderbitch.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
I already scheduled it, it's next week
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𝕮𝖆𝖘𝖘𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖆 @spiderbitch.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
I don't know how to defend you on this one Hanzo-
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𝕮𝖆𝖘𝖘𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖆 @spiderbitch.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Very proud of you for feeling comfortable enough to come out
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𝕮𝖆𝖘𝖘𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖆 @spiderbitch.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
They can date him if it makes them happy, remember he's not our only enemy.. he's a public enemy
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𝕮𝖆𝖘𝖘𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖆 @spiderbitch.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Ight, my dear lovely Goth Punk.. PULL YOURSELVES TOGETHER NO MORE BITING NO MORE PUNCHING NO TELEPATHICALLY THROWING NONE OF IT- Unless it's to our enemies.. so NOT EACH OTHER @animeluvrhanzo.bsky.social @cyrilwins.bsky.social @elonmuskbabyreal.bsky.social
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𝕮𝖆𝖘𝖘𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖆 @spiderbitch.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
You realize I can read all your messages
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𝕮𝖆𝖘𝖘𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖆 @spiderbitch.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
HEY- TONE IT DOWN
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𝕮𝖆𝖘𝖘𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖆 @spiderbitch.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Apologize to Alucard
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𝕮𝖆𝖘𝖘𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖆 @spiderbitch.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
HANZO WE JUST TALKED ABOUT BITING
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𝕮𝖆𝖘𝖘𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖆 @spiderbitch.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
No problem Hanzo
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𝕮𝖆𝖘𝖘𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖆 @spiderbitch.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
I want nothing to do with your boyfriend, so.. there's that-
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𝕮𝖆𝖘𝖘𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖆 @spiderbitch.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Well if Pico actually loves you, then he'll stay loyal to you
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𝕮𝖆𝖘𝖘𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖆 @spiderbitch.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
I know he is, but now he's here and ungrounded
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𝕮𝖆𝖘𝖘𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖆 @spiderbitch.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
FINE-
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𝕮𝖆𝖘𝖘𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖆 @spiderbitch.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Thank you- both of you.. you can be ungrounded now
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𝕮𝖆𝖘𝖘𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖆 @spiderbitch.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Apologize now
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𝕮𝖆𝖘𝖘𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖆 @spiderbitch.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
That doesn't make EITHER OF YOU IN THE RIGHT- THAT'S WHY YOU BOTH HAVE TO APOLOGIZE
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𝕮𝖆𝖘𝖘𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖆 @spiderbitch.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
YOU PUNCHED THEM AND ARE ACTIVELY CALLING THEM NAMES
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𝕮𝖆𝖘𝖘𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖆 @spiderbitch.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Don't apologize to me, apologize to Cyclops
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𝕮𝖆𝖘𝖘𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖆 @spiderbitch.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
APOLOGIZE
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𝕮𝖆𝖘𝖘𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖆 @spiderbitch.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
APOLOGIZE AND YOU CAN BE UNGROUNDED
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𝕮𝖆𝖘𝖘𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖆 @spiderbitch.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
THAT'S IT- HANZO, CYCLOPS YOU'RE BOTH GROUNDED! FOR A WEEK, UNLESS YOU BOTH APOLOGIZE!! @animeluvrhanzo.bsky.social @cyrilwins.bsky.social
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𝕮𝖆𝖘𝖘𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖆 @spiderbitch.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
DO NOT DO IT
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𝕮𝖆𝖘𝖘𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖆 @spiderbitch.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
I don't think they would like that at all- it would be hella painful
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𝕮𝖆𝖘𝖘𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖆 @spiderbitch.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
You'd get your dick cut off
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𝕮𝖆𝖘𝖘𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖆 @spiderbitch.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
I know he started it, but I'm just making sure nobody shows him
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𝕮𝖆𝖘𝖘𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖆 @spiderbitch.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
You don't need to know Cyclops
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𝕮𝖆𝖘𝖘𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖆 @spiderbitch.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
NOBODY IS SHOWING CYCLOPS ANY FORM OF EAR SEX
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𝕮𝖆𝖘𝖘𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖆 @spiderbitch.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Thanks man
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𝕮𝖆𝖘𝖘𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖆 @spiderbitch.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
I'm not gonna make someone join a group they don't wanna be a part of-
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𝕮𝖆𝖘𝖘𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖆 @spiderbitch.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Throw it into the washing machine, I'll clean it
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