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𝕮𝖆𝖘𝖘𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖆

@spiderbitch.bsky.social
23 followers 13 following 171 posts

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𝕮𝖆𝖘𝖘𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖆 @spiderbitch.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
LISTEN- @elonmuskbabyreal.bsky.social @animeluvrhanzo.bsky.social @cyrilwins.bsky.social THIS IS NOT HOW WE TREAT EACH OTHER! WE'RE A TEAM DAMNIT!! TEAMS ARE NOT MENT TO ACT LIKE THIS- OR HURT EACH OTHER!!!
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𝕮𝖆𝖘𝖘𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖆 @spiderbitch.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
GOTH PUNKS Y'ALL PULL YOUR SHIT TOGETHER RIGHT NOW OR I'M KICKING YOU ALL OFF THE WIFI
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𝕮𝖆𝖘𝖘𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖆 @spiderbitch.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
I WENT TO GO GET SUPPLIES- WTF DID I COME BACK TO!?
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𝕮𝖆𝖘𝖘𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖆 @spiderbitch.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
So uh- apparently talking about being Goth Punk caused my post to blow up cuz idfk who half the people who liked my post are- So to any random Goth Punks who stumble on this post, I guess introduce yourself plz?
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𝕮𝖆𝖘𝖘𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖆 @spiderbitch.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
WHO THE FUCK IS RANDY????
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𝕮𝖆𝖘𝖘𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖆 @spiderbitch.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Ight, my dear lovely Goth Punk.. PULL YOURSELVES TOGETHER NO MORE BITING NO MORE PUNCHING NO TELEPATHICALLY THROWING NONE OF IT- Unless it's to our enemies.. so NOT EACH OTHER @animeluvrhanzo.bsky.social @cyrilwins.bsky.social @elonmuskbabyreal.bsky.social
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𝕮𝖆𝖘𝖘𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖆 @spiderbitch.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Thank you- both of you.. you can be ungrounded now
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𝕮𝖆𝖘𝖘𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖆 @spiderbitch.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
THAT'S IT- HANZO, CYCLOPS YOU'RE BOTH GROUNDED! FOR A WEEK, UNLESS YOU BOTH APOLOGIZE!! @animeluvrhanzo.bsky.social @cyrilwins.bsky.social
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𝕮𝖆𝖘𝖘𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖆 @spiderbitch.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Don't feel forced to join Darnell, he just gets excited to invite people when he thinks they're cool.
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𝕮𝖆𝖘𝖘𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖆 @spiderbitch.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
ALRIGHT- WHICH ONE OF YOU DUMB FUCK GAVE CYCLOPS INTERNET PRIVILEGES BACK?? BITCH IS NOT UNGROUNDED YET-
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𝕮𝖆𝖘𝖘𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖆 @spiderbitch.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
HAHAHAHA- LOOK AT THIS LITTLE BITCH CRYIN- @picofulp.bsky.social
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𝕮𝖆𝖘𝖘𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖆 @spiderbitch.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Unlike some people on this app I have a life outside of social media, so someone explain what the fuck did I miss? Cuz my FYP is bullshit rn-
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𝕮𝖆𝖘𝖘𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖆 @spiderbitch.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
YOU SAY THAT LIKE YOU'RE TRYING TO GET IN MY PANTS!? WTF-
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𝕮𝖆𝖘𝖘𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖆 @spiderbitch.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO BE THE ONE TO GIVE THEM PERMISSION TO SEE YOUR SWORD!? I MEAN- I GUESS THEY CAN-!!??
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𝕮𝖆𝖘𝖘𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖆 @spiderbitch.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Watch yo ass cuz your days are numbered gingerheaded asshole..
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𝕮𝖆𝖘𝖘𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖆 @spiderbitch.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Our petition is doing so well guys! We're getting rid of Pico!
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𝕮𝖆𝖘𝖘𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖆 @spiderbitch.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Y'all should sign my petition to get rid of Pico
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𝕮𝖆𝖘𝖘𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖆 @spiderbitch.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Next "We hate Pico" meeting is next week on Friday. Don't be fuckin late.
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