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web dev, game dev, obligate parasite making games about bugs but very slowly he/him ⚠️ THIS IS A MOIETY RESPECT ZONE - PRO-GEHN D’NI ⚠️

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sol @spider.florist · 06/10/2026
got my daughter playing what I’m confident is the best game Rockstar has ever or will ever make
Picture of a child playing a handheld device showing the title screen for Space Station Silicon Valley
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sol @spider.florist · 03/10/2026
We still have four weeks of October left and the stores are already giving out stickers for November holidays
Sticker displaying anthropomorphic cashew and walnut, captioned “nut-ting is impossible”
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sol @spider.florist · 29/09/2026
Senators of the 4th Parliament draw laws like warding charms, limiting their influence to their tiny chamber in exchange for assurance that they can never be removed from it. Their power is endless stalemate—better to make the same small moves forever than to lose, or to question the game itself.
Drawing of a Sabethes mosquito, with stylized wings. Lots of iridescent blues, fuchsias, and emerald.
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sol @spider.florist · 26/09/2026
She
Character select screen picture of Gourmand from Rain World. They have a cheerful expression and are carrying a double armful of delicious foods including slime mold, jellyfish, blue fruit, and centipede.
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sol @spider.florist · 26/09/2026
Pet vs Namesake
Gourmand, my cat. Fluffy white pear-shaped idiot gazing vacantly into the middle distance. Photograph.Gourmand, Rain World character. Fluffy white pear-shaped idiot gazing vacantly into the middle distance. Title card illustration.
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sol @spider.florist · 26/09/2026
The Board’s dialogue always makes me think of this Achewood panel. YOU GOT ANY MONEY|HAM|NOTHING
Achewood panel. Todd the squirrel tips over someone else’s drink and says:  

Hey you old p-p-piece 'a crap!
You got any money or ham or nothin'?
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sol @spider.florist · 25/09/2026
I’ve been VERY DELIBERATELY not telling people I was making something in order to avoid letting that be a substitute for working on it lol FORTUNATELY it looks bad rn still
Drawing of a mosquito with a green body, magenta wings, and navy blue limbs. Reference photos of sabethes mosquitos are in the corners and there’s a little palette swatch at the top
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sol @spider.florist · 20/09/2026
Reading about this movie rn
Achewood panel, Téodor with a thought bubble: “Heh! Horrible things are happening for no reason!”
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sol @spider.florist · 20/09/2026
Screenshot from an iPhone. The camera is centered on a cat and the iPhone camera portrait interface says “Move farther away.”
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sol @spider.florist · 19/09/2026
certainly an attractive option for its price point, but what the discerning door really pursues is to be sealed by the Great Lord’s power
Dark Souls screenshot. A character in front of a brilliant gold barrier with the caption “Sealed by the Great Lord’s power”
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sol @spider.florist · 16/09/2026
Atrus from Myst, writing at his desk, looking up at the viewer with annoyance
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sol @spider.florist · 02/09/2026
do you have any constructive criticism for her. Please be unsparing, she needs directness
White cat on the floor looking up at the camera
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sol @spider.florist · 02/09/2026
In Marika’s own words
JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure panel. Two horsebacked anime cowboys, one of whom calls out to an unseen third in towering letters: “EAT SHIT, ASSHOLE! FALL OFF YOUR HORSE!”
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sol @spider.florist · 26/08/2026
hey I just looked up this sheep and: what the fuck
Wikipedia screenshot:

The cell used as the donor for the cloning of Dolly was taken from a mammary gland, and the production of a healthy clone, therefore, proved that a cell taken from a specific part of the body could recreate a whole individual. On Dolly's name, Wilmut stated, "Dolly is derived from a mammary gland cell and we couldn't think of a more impressive pair of glands than Dolly
Parton's."
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sol @spider.florist · 25/08/2026
Achewood panel. Ray sips a martini and says into the phone: “Cumshot. Sofa. Boom. Martha Stewart ain’t chimin’ in on that one.”
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sol @spider.florist · 21/08/2026
@petrathepostdoc.bsky.social can you please teach me how to defend myself with intelligent mosquitos
Box for a product labeled “INTELLIGENT MOSQUITO DEFENSE”
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sol @spider.florist · 20/08/2026
once again fondly remembering the time my DM gave my character a reliquary that functioned as a prosthetic arm and was kind enough to let me come up with a saint for the arm to have come from
Arm of the Seven-Thousandth Nine Hundred and Nineteenth Thought-Vassal of St Ruphenex, the Distributed Martyr
St Ruphenex was an illythid Knowledge cleric. As a devotee of Maanzecorian, she prized absolutely the simultaneous apprehension of all information in the universe.
She is said to have created an army of ten thousand specialized thralls perceiving in perfect telepathic harmony, learning all that could ever be known about the planes across all of history. Comprehending this information instantly killed all of them, and Ruphenex herself; the knowledge itself was burned into the bones of the dead in impossibly small glyphs illegible to anyone who hadn't participated in their creation.
A hagiography etched into the reliquary says this arm contains, among other things: the trajectories of a yet-to-be-born deity's natural satellites; the history of a minuscule empire; the frozen ecology of an abyssal fissure. Its restorative magic is a natural byproduct of this information's intrinsic will to preserve and order itself.
Many limbs such as this one have gone missing from the catacombs; it won't be looked for.
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sol @spider.florist · 01/08/2026
I spent way too long on this (about five minutes)
Renalla, Queen of the Full Moon, in the Grand Library of Raya Lucaria. In front of her is a tv showing the bloodborne title screen from the viral image where a guy has a folding chair and bloodborne in an otherwise empty room
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sol @spider.florist · 01/08/2026
@petrathepostdoc.bsky.social watching taskmaster
Aftershave bottle with a picture of a mosquito labeled “Mosquit-eau aftershave MAXIMUM ITCH edition with pure essence of mosquito bite”
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sol @spider.florist · 29/07/2026
You better believe I’ve drawn this one
Drawing of a deep purple ladybug with two symmetrical red spots
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sol @spider.florist · 29/07/2026
wow what a fun lil goth guy what do you think her name i—oh I see
Wikipedia screenshot:

Chilocorus stigma, commonly known as the
twice-stabbed ladybug, is a native resident of
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sol @spider.florist · 26/07/2026
Anyway this is the deck I built under this influence, pretty sure I spent more time making than using it and then two years later I moved. Still weirdly proud of it tho
Picture of an extremely adequate deck in back yard, slightly elevated with a little step up
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sol @spider.florist · 18/07/2026
I knew the sections of Armored Core 6 where Ayre is presenting your job requests reminded me of something
Achewood comic

[[Téodor sees Todd, who is wearing a helmet.]] Téodor: Todd! What's with the foil helmet? Todd: N-n-not now, T??odor! Not now! [[Mr. Bear arrives]] Mr. Bear: What is wrong with Todd? Téodor: He won't say. Téodor: You keepin' the voices out, Todd? Todd: Blister's readin' my mind! [[Todd clutches his head]] Todd: EEEAUGH! Téodor: What?! What is it? Todd: Now he says he's readin' my e-mail, too! Narrator: MEANWHILE [[Blister sits at a computer]]
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sol @spider.florist · 12/07/2026
Trying to shake off some of the game dev dust by returning to core design philosophy
Screenshot of a discord message:

Anyway the objectives, as ever and in no particular order, are:

• rip off rain world

So we'll see where that gets us
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sol @spider.florist · 11/07/2026
Wishlist now and you can have access to this exclusive behind the scenes development document for FREE*! *if you view this image but don’t wishlist you have to send Megan $20
Text from Megan: “Hello Sol how would you like to be credited for Divinuet”

Reply from Sol: “Sounds great, thank you very much”
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sol @spider.florist · 09/07/2026
just posting my Elden Ring girl, La Mosquita. No reason
Elden ring character wearing a fly head-shaped helmet and leather armor and carrying two enormous butchering knives, standing in a golden city.Elden ring character wearing a fly head-shaped helmet and leather armor, t-posing in a golden city.
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sol @spider.florist · 08/07/2026
Anyway sorry for being this guy please accept this apology crab
Crab doodle saying sorry
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sol @spider.florist · 06/07/2026
Honestly due to a similar dilemma when I’ve streamed I’ve just put this guy on camera
Plush doll of a substitute from Pokemon, at the same angle as my profile picture
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sol @spider.florist · 01/07/2026
I was so sure I’d be a cat dad who was like “look at my sweet angel creature” and instead I mostly just hope that when this fucking goblin kills us both it’s in a way that insurance will pay out for
White cat with black spots getting burgered White cat with black spots getting petted White cat with black spots with my hand around her tiny head demonstrating how little her brain is
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sol @spider.florist · 01/07/2026
Gourmand break, please pay respects
White cat with black spots napping in a cat bedWhite cat with black spots licking her paw in a cat bed in the sunshineWhite cat with black spots skulking in a clothes bin she turned over
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sol @spider.florist · 01/07/2026
I also apply a Gourmand first thing in the morning (this is my cat Gourmand, who applies herself by jumping on the bed and howling for breakfast in her professional smoker voice)
White cat with black spots being burgered on a bed
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sol @spider.florist · 21/06/2026
Like
Achewood panels:

YOU WANT TO BE NINETEEN? GO AHEAD! YOU JUST STAY THE *FUCK* OUT OF EVERYBODY’S FACE UNTIL YOU GOT THR FUCKIN’ JUICE TO GET A JOB WHERE THEY GIVE YOU A *CHAIR!*
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sol @spider.florist · 20/06/2026
The people hated him because he spoke the tritj
Discord post from me:

Do you ever reflect on how weird of a cultural move it was that people got really into Rasputin for a minute there

Like I'm trying to figure out a contemporary analogue and:
• medical advisor to royalty
• weird pseudomystic
• horrifying sex freak
• bizarrely resistant to god's efforts to kill him
And its gotta be REK right
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sol @spider.florist · 14/06/2026
Oh shit are we doing FOSS discourse?? I don’t have anything to contribute to that. Here’s my cat
White cat with black spots on her face lying on her side like a pudding
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sol @spider.florist · 09/06/2026
I contain multitudes
Discord screenshot from me. Two messages:

“ lies of p:  ||walker of illusions|| is like swiss-precision calibrated to be my least favorite kind of boss. it continues to be monumentally tedious to have a boss where the expectation is to manage endless parry chains against a variety of combos where delays in one chain are basically indistinguishable from the end of another chain. looking forward to this being the only boss left in the game that does this”

“update, I got him next try. just needed to bitch about it once. tough fight but fair. 7 out of 10”
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sol @spider.florist · 08/06/2026
Damn they really made a Doctor De Soto roguelike
Cover for Doctor De Soto, a children’s book by William Stein about a mouse dentist trying to clean a fox’s teeth without being eaten
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sol @spider.florist · 03/06/2026
She had a toddler fall on her AND had to take a bath the same night so she went to sulk in the closet. Please listen
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sol @spider.florist · 19/05/2026
It’s actually not an abbreviation at all since there’s no “.”, so presumably it’s just a weird guy’s name
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sol @spider.florist · 07/05/2026
My entire tl watching the nintendo direct
Achewood panel: “I can’t get off to this! Wait… maybe I can. I need to see this as a challenge.”
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sol @spider.florist · 06/05/2026
???
Google Translate screenshot. “Sob…”
has been auto-detected as being in English, and translated into English. The translation provided is “Sob…”
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sol @spider.florist · 24/04/2026
In case anybody wanted to know
Political alignment graph, but the labels have been replaced with

Imprisoned by the Pleasures of the False World (top)/Imprisoned by the Terror of Pure Reality (bottom)

Soul Destroyed by God’s Light (left)/Absence of Divine Spark (right)

Then some slugcats from rain world are on there:

- Survivor is dead center 
- rivulet is near center, but down and left
- monk is near center, but up and right
- hunter is bottom left
- artificer is bottom right
- gourmand is upper right
- spearmaster is upper left
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sol @spider.florist · 16/04/2026
After becoming a father I built this, because it’s the law, but I still suck at slay the spire. This feels wrong
A deck in a back yard in autumn. The deck looks fine. Don’t look too close at it. It looks good. Did YOU build a deck? Fuck off
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sol @spider.florist · 12/04/2026
My d&d character is a robot so I think technically they don’t have a spine? they are also an ecosystem for bugs, so I think there’s lots of other invertebrates in there
Drawing of a robot person covered in junk. They have dragonfly wings, a giant conch on one shoulder, and eight glowing pink eyes. They are kneeling and looking at a bug in their huge clawed gauntlet
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sol @spider.florist · 06/04/2026
The OP’s picture of the moon cropped and shopped into an achewood panel where a character is recoiling in disgust: “Oh man that is mega nasty. That is dog shit”
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sol @spider.florist · 25/03/2026
Same energy
Achewood panel that says Epilogue at the top and shows Ray grilling a steak. Dialogue:  

Hey, everybody! Ray Smuckles here on a beautiful Fuck You Friday! That's right, take old Fuck You out for a spin today.
You'll be glad you did!

Take care, and...fuck you!
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sol @spider.florist · 23/03/2026
we did it team
Silksong game completion screen, 100% complete at 71 hours and change
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sol @spider.florist · 20/03/2026
the ol’ witcheroo
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sol @spider.florist · 16/03/2026
wow these automatic transcripts are getting so acfirate
Screenshot of the OP video showing a hot air balloon flying into a kayak. The serve connection has been dropped, so text over the video says “an error occurred”
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sol @spider.florist · 14/03/2026
Alt text icon blocking the last word here. Figured I’d let you know before I click in and see whatever the rest of this fantastic sentence is like
Screenshot of the above post’s screenshot, displaying the text “Mandela effect subreddit about curious george having a huge”. The next word is obscured by Bluesky’s alt text icon
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sol @spider.florist · 12/03/2026
@papapishu.bsky.social ok man ya got me this thing is charming and crosspoint is extremely plucky for what it is
xteink 4.0, a little e-reader. The sleep screen is displaying a stylized drawing of a hornet.
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