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Spicy Meow

@spicymeow.bsky.social
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A real fixer upper opportunity (slaps hood). Leftist. Introvert. Doesn’t get out much. Reads a bit. Listens a lot. Rescues animals. (He/Him)

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Spicy Meow @spicymeow.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Our kitten was super cute today, it attacked the new broom, and saved us all from imminent danger. On a related note, don’t rank Cuomo.😡
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Jason @dinosaurears.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
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Spicy Meow @spicymeow.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Watching Padilla’s weak ass response to being detained made Chuck Schumer look like Connor McGregor. 😒
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Spicy Meow @spicymeow.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Genuinely curious question. Do women know about side boob? Are women aware they are showing side boob in the same way they are aware they are showing cleavage, or is side boob a whole new category?
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Spicy Meow @spicymeow.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
So the modern day pope is just a lobbyist wearing white, right?
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Spicy Meow @spicymeow.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
“Speak softly, and carry a big stick.” -Roosevelt
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Spicy Meow @spicymeow.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Sorry everyone, but I don’t think we can coordinate wearing pink our way out of this.
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Spicy Meow @spicymeow.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Let’s be honest. Thomas Wayne was using little Bruce as a human shield.
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Spicy Meow @spicymeow.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Welp, I’ve lost 4k from my 401k in 4 days. Thanks Trump, masterful gambit sir.
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
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Spicy Meow @spicymeow.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Just checking up on everyone. How are you not burned out yet?
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Spicy Meow @spicymeow.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
You learn something new everyday. For example, today I learned you can make someone extremely upset if you ask them if they’re on drugs.
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a rainbow colored shooting star with the words the mo you know above it
ALT: a rainbow colored shooting star with the words the mo you know above it
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Spicy Meow @spicymeow.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Enjoy our national parks while you still can.
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Spicy Meow @spicymeow.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
This has always been the power dynamic for the last few decades. The problem, aside from billionaires running the country, is that Musk is too autistic, and Trump is too stupid to be subtle about it.
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Spicy Meow @spicymeow.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Suburbs are in need of a major de-boomerfication.
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Spicy Meow @spicymeow.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Happy MLK day. If anything else is happening today, I don’t care.
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Spicy Meow @spicymeow.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Good thing that TikTok has returned, for a minute there I didn’t have anything to distract myself from my insatiable appetite for human flesh.
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Spicy Meow @spicymeow.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Last day on TikTok having that “take your pet to its final vet appointment” vibes. 😞
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Spicy Meow @spicymeow.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
I wish to see a society where we are willing to let go of our petty differences, and work together to build a society with strong communal bonds. A community where citizens are informed, and collectively work towards our mutual benefit. But first, we have to start using turn signals.
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Spicy Meow @spicymeow.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
I have a random comment on TikTok that has 70,000 likes. What am I supposed to brag to my future grandkids about now?
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ivory @ioletsgo.gay · 10/01/2025
Do it for him
Man I don't feel like firefighting today, maybe tomorrow

Seth MacFarlane Brian Griffin Thank You to our amazing Los Angeles Firefighters! Say Safe.

Firefire is motivated due to the image, next panel is him fighting fires
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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
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Spicy Meow @spicymeow.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
A Greek goddess, but she passes the Bechdel test.
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Spicy Meow @spicymeow.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
I had a really good comment on TikTok a few months ago, how was the year for you?
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Spicy Meow @spicymeow.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
So they’re just pooping in the middle of Times Square, right?
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
If you see anyone talking about how the Amazon strike could disrupt the flow of packages:
Don’t make me tap the sign. Strikes are supposed to be disruptive
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onion person @junlper.beer · 19/12/2024
every single elected democrat should be posting like this
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Spicy Meow @spicymeow.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
AOC was better off when she was holding protests in front of Pelosi’s office, rather trying to be her friend.
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Spicy Meow @spicymeow.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Singing the Captain Planet theme song whenever my wife forgets to compost, because 🎶saving the planet is the thing to do.🎶
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Spicy Meow @spicymeow.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Neighbors app be all like: Did you hear what sounded like children singing Christmas carols in front of their neighbors house? Must of been gunshots.
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Spicy Meow @spicymeow.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
You’re running for the senate, but your last name is dweeb. Can you live up to your legacy?
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Spicy Meow @spicymeow.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
“So, what supplements do you take?” Is no way to start a conversation without sounding like an absolute weirdo. Sorry you had to find out this way.
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🎃🧛🏾Vita Ahhhh-yala👻🙀 @definitelyvita.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Please tell me who first posted this so I can properly credit, bc it made me laugh hard this morning
A two panel comic strip.

Panel 1: A light gray human shape (like a thicc stick figure) labelled "THE WEALTHY ELITE" reaches greedily, mouth open in excitement, towards a large floating yellow ball that is labelled "A SECOND GILDED AGE"

Panel 2: same as above, but behind the gray figure (who now has a sweat drop to indicate nervousness on its head) is a VERY large pink blob labelled "THE RETURN OF OUTLAW FOLL HEROES" with one arm wrapped around the gray figure, expression quietly threatening
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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
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Spicy Meow @spicymeow.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Don’t go to McDonald’s, they’ll call the cops.
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Spicy Meow @spicymeow.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Word is a working class boomer turned him in.
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Spicy Meow @spicymeow.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Cisgender! Phew, that felt good.
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Spicy Meow @spicymeow.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Single payer healthcare could have prevented this.
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Spicy Meow @spicymeow.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
A solo Gaston redemption movie where he finally learns about the importance of consent.
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Spicy Meow @spicymeow.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Can a smelly bowel movement set off a smoke alarm is something I wish didn’t have to be googled, but here we are.
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Spicy Meow @spicymeow.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
No cranberry sauce?
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an older man is wearing a red vest that says the outlaws on it
ALT: an older man is wearing a red vest that says the outlaws on it
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Spicy Meow @spicymeow.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
I’m going to start calling Elon the real president, and Trump the puppet president until it triggers Trump so bad he boots Elon out of the White House.
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Spicy Meow @spicymeow.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Transformers One is a movie where the plot is basically The Matrix, except the robots are people, and the machines are also robots. You’re welcome everyone.
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Spicy Meow @spicymeow.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
If transgender people can’t use the bathroom in the capital, then none of us will. (Proceeds to take a wizz on the house floor.)
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Spicy Meow @spicymeow.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Now that we’re all here and Elon is out of the room, wtf is the deal that cybertruck, amiright?
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Spicy Meow @spicymeow.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
The tv show Yellowstone is just Downton Abbey for republicans. No, I will not elaborate.
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Spicy Meow @spicymeow.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
This place is my chill garden now. No weeds, just pumpkins.
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Spicy Meow @spicymeow.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Just deleted my twitter account. I’m here now, hopefully for good. I’m hearing good things about this place.
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Spicy Meow @spicymeow.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I think I might cancel my Netflix subscription tonight.
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