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Sphinx

@sphinxies.bsky.social
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hey, i do pokémon real good. source: just trust me

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Sphinx @sphinxies.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
actually, many animals can carry/catch covid, including but not limited to wild mice and raccoons
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Sphinx @sphinxies.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
do you think an entire species just appeared out of thin air in 2019? that would be like if a year before the mongol invasion, over a million mongols suddenly appeared, they have history before then, just like covid-19 most likely existed but was undiscovered by humans
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Sphinx @sphinxies.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
curse you alberta, let a person own a rat, they’re awesome
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Sphinx @sphinxies.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
happy to have subscribed before your first video
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Sphinx @sphinxies.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
maybe the strangest take i’ve seen, but live your life how you like 👍
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Sphinx @sphinxies.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
1/3 crashes are from drunk drivers, meaning 2/3 are from sober drivers. simple math shows that you should drink while driving to stay safe
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Sphinx @sphinxies.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
tobias animorph if he was awesome
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Sphinx @sphinxies.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
i don’t think they want it either
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Sphinx @sphinxies.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
media.tenor.com
a pile of brown powder on a white background
ALT: a pile of brown powder on a white background
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Sphinx @sphinxies.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
i dunno about you, but i don’t want a personal musk robot
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Sphinx @sphinxies.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
guys how about we use ai to research but we actually write and make and draw our own stuff
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Sphinx @sphinxies.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
the return of vultipsy
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Sphinx @sphinxies.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
which one are you?
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Sphinx @sphinxies.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
true. though it’s a little irritating when americans go “erm actually, i detected a spelling error 🤓”
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Sphinx @sphinxies.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
i think ai art, ignoring the obvious immorality of stealing from artists, is misguided. we’re doing the menial work while AI is being “creative”, it should be humans that are creative
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Sphinx @sphinxies.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
absolute cinema
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Sphinx @sphinxies.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
it’s astounding how many times I see corrections like “color*” and “defense*”
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Sphinx @sphinxies.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
you got both of them in your contacts, nice
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Sphinx @sphinxies.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
I will. If we do this, it must be all the way
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Sphinx @sphinxies.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
misread that as bullshit and i thought you were insulting the bird
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Sphinx @sphinxies.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
hey, it could have been gay too
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Sphinx @sphinxies.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
hornet skong???
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
dammit
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Sphinx @sphinxies.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
media.tenor.com
a white background with a lot of black spots on it .
ALT: a white background with a lot of black spots on it .
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Sphinx @sphinxies.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
i’m not projecting i swear
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Sphinx @sphinxies.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
hey, i see you. go do the thing that you’re procrastinating
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Sphinx @sphinxies.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
shit i’ll be asleep forever, waking up is dead
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Sphinx @sphinxies.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
the government is definitely evil, but i’m tired of entire countries being lumped into supporting their government
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Sphinx @sphinxies.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
why? i hope you understand that not all of Israel supports this, like how not all of America supports Trump
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Sphinx @sphinxies.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
i will now replace people’s bread with bricks and say it’s just stale
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Sphinx @sphinxies.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
free likes let’s go!!
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Sphinx @sphinxies.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
i’d say imprisonment is fine. i’ve never been a fan of the death penalty, but public executions are genuinely awful and should forever stay in the past
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Sphinx @sphinxies.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
don’t stoop as low as them.
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Sphinx @sphinxies.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Het windmolenblad sneed mijn penis af
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Sphinx @sphinxies.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
i don’t think they know how roman numerals work. those are when there were multiple popes of that name
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Sphinx @sphinxies.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
if satan is anti-capitalist, yeah, i’m a satanist
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Sphinx @sphinxies.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
i think elon musk could learn a thing or two from genghis khan. he actually reduced carbon emissions… by killing a large percentage of the human population
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RTGame 👑 @rtgame.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
I've made contact with the Gods
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Sphinx @sphinxies.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
lynchburg is such a Tennessee place name
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Sphinx @sphinxies.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
we’re revoking your sorcerer license
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Sphinx @sphinxies.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
the people who defend Columbus don’t talk about how he was imprisoned and shunned for being a menace, by his own men
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Sphinx @sphinxies.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
wishing tortellini, pepperoni, and you the best.
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Sphinx @sphinxies.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
basically all electric types. though my favorite is shinx, maybe zeraora
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Sphinx @sphinxies.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
i can’t see spikes! i’m too busy thinking about both sexes
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
finally a politician i can get behind
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Sphinx @sphinxies.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
can we get him to be the next president? i think he’s proven himself to be capable
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Mike Dawson @mikedawson.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Ever since I saw someone observe that NextDoor posters are the online equivalent of my dogs barking at everybody who walks past my house, the email alerts I get from them have been much funnier
Somebody on NextDoor reports that there are 4 male teenagers on Palmer Ave
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Sphinx @sphinxies.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
get them out of there!
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Sphinx @sphinxies.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
i thought american portions were big?
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