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sph-quests.bsky.social @sph-quests.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
What kind of shithole country livestreams executions? Our kind. open.substack.com/pub/jefftied...
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What kind of shithole country livestreams executions? Our kind.
Cruelty, as always, is the point
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sph-quests.bsky.social @sph-quests.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Kremlin Accused in Plot to Use Mexican Hitmen for D.C. Assassination open.substack.com/pub/spytalk/...
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Kremlin Accused in Plot to Use Mexican Hitmen for D.C. Assassination
Senior members of Russian intelligence are suspected of targeting exiled dissident Vladimir Kara-Murza in Washington, D.C.
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sph-quests.bsky.social @sph-quests.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
No biggie, it’s just our shithole president, inviting Iran to ‘take out’ Los Angeles and San Diego open.substack.com/pub/jefftied...
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No biggie, it’s just our shithole president, inviting Iran to ‘take out’ Los Angeles and San Diego
What the fuck is wrong with this guy?
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sph-quests.bsky.social @sph-quests.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What the fuck is this? open.substack.com/pub/jefftied...
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What the fuck is this?
How did we Nazi this coming?
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sph-quests.bsky.social @sph-quests.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Preznit Fuckwit: still a moron, still insane, still a loser. Let us count the ways. open.substack.com/pub/jefftied...
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Preznit Fuckwit: still a moron, still insane, still a loser. Let us count the ways.
Another batshit rally goes straight off the rails.
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sph-quests.bsky.social @sph-quests.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This week in stupid: October 3 edition open.substack.com/pub/jefftied...
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This week in stupid: October 3 edition
, Donny spells it, and so much more...
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sph-quests.bsky.social @sph-quests.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Preznit Fuckwit takes war advice from the Space Nazi’s Mecha-Hitler bot. Hilarity doesn’t ensue. open.substack.com/pub/jefftied...
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Preznit Fuckwit takes war advice from the Space Nazi’s Mecha-Hitler bot. Hilarity doesn’t ensue.
who thought this was a good idea?
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sph-quests.bsky.social @sph-quests.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What the fuck is this ‘let them eat cake’ bullshit from the White House? open.substack.com/pub/jefftied...
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What the fuck is this ‘let them eat cake’ bullshit from the White House?
What thimble-brain thought this was a good idea?
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sph-quests.bsky.social @sph-quests.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Did Denmark play 'Send in the Clowns' when Rubio arrived at Greenland deal ceremony? www.snopes.com/news/2026/09...
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Did Denmark play 'Send in the Clowns' when Rubio arrived at Greenland deal ceremony?
A spokesperson for the Danish Ministry of Foreign Affairs said, "Denmark was not involved in selecting the music for the signing ceremony."
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sph-quests.bsky.social @sph-quests.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
White House press corps, fuck yeah! open.substack.com/pub/jefftied...
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White House press corps, fuck yeah!
who knew that doing the right thing could feel so good?
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sph-quests.bsky.social @sph-quests.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
none of this shit is popular open.substack.com/pub/jefftied...
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none of this shit is popular
Dear Leader fucking sucks, and Republicans are going to get crushed in the midterms
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sph-quests.bsky.social @sph-quests.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Mitch glitches, Holy Mike wimps out, and Dear Leader is a fucking moron open.substack.com/pub/jefftied...
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Mitch glitches, Holy Mike wimps out, and Dear Leader is a fucking moron
or, as we call it, Wednesday
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sph-quests.bsky.social @sph-quests.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
it’s a day of infantile meltdowns as Donny gets his ass kicked by judges open.substack.com/pub/jefftied...
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it’s a day of infantile meltdowns as Donny gets his ass kicked by judges
grow the fuck up, bro
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sph-quests.bsky.social @sph-quests.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
holy shit, Glitch McConnell is kinda sorta somewhat almost alive! open.substack.com/pub/jefftied...
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holy shit, Glitch McConnell is kinda sorta somewhat almost alive!
okay, the lights are clearly on. but is anyone home?
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sph-quests.bsky.social @sph-quests.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Preznit Fuckwit shits the bed at his Emotional Support Convention open.substack.com/pub/jefftied...
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Preznit Fuckwit shits the bed at his Emotional Support Convention
and abuses another woman reporter, too
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sph-quests.bsky.social @sph-quests.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
could this ginormous sack of shit please stop lying about how he was rescued at Ground Zero? open.substack.com/pub/jefftied...
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could this ginormous sack of shit please stop lying about how he was rescued at Ground Zero?
is that really too much to ask?
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sph-quests.bsky.social @sph-quests.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
holy shit, Dear Leader is fucking nuts open.substack.com/pub/jefftied...
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holy shit, Dear Leader is fucking nuts
another day, another shit-blizzard of posts
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sph-quests.bsky.social @sph-quests.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
what the fuck is that thing on Donny’s head? open.substack.com/pub/jefftied...
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what the fuck is that thing on Donny’s head?
the Emperor’s new hair is just the latest in a lifetime of bad decisions
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sph-quests.bsky.social @sph-quests.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
‘stop the bullshit’ — even MAGA is fed up with Dear Leader open.substack.com/pub/jefftied...
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‘stop the bullshit’ — even MAGA is fed up with Dear Leader
Republicans are facing electoral Armageddon in November
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sph-quests.bsky.social @sph-quests.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
how about we call it the Strait of Shut the Fuck Up, You Lying Sack of Shit open.substack.com/pub/jefftied...
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how about we call it the Strait of Shut the Fuck Up, You Lying Sack of Shit
yeah, I like the sound of that
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sph-quests.bsky.social @sph-quests.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Trump Goes After Anonymous Email Provider in Italy. The Real Target Is Free Speech in the U.S. theintercept.com/2026/08/28/t...
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Trump Goes After Anonymous Email Provider in Italy. The Real Target Is Free Speech in the U.S.
Trump designated a collective that provides anonymous email services as a foreign “terrorist” group. It could curtail free speech in the U.S.
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sph-quests.bsky.social @sph-quests.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Milo is still sad, JD Vance is still a dipshit, and other tales of MAGA dumbfuckery open.substack.com/pub/jefftied...
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Milo is still sad, JD Vance is still a dipshit, and other tales of MAGA dumbfuckery
the stupid is off the charts
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sph-quests.bsky.social @sph-quests.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Google Maps can pretty much fuck all the way off open.substack.com/pub/jefftied...
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Google Maps can pretty much fuck all the way off
what kind of bullshit is ‘Lake America’?
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sph-quests.bsky.social @sph-quests.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
September 1, 2026 heathercoxrichardson.substack.com/p/september-...
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September 1, 2026
Yesterday, by a vote of 5–4, the United States Supreme Court allowed Trump to continue to build his ballroom.
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sph-quests.bsky.social @sph-quests.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
all hail Preznit Fuckwit, glorious victor of the imaginary Battle of Kharg Island open.substack.com/pub/jefftied...
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all hail Preznit Fuckwit, glorious victor of the imaginary Battle of Kharg Island
it’s the skirmish that has never happened the most
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sph-quests.bsky.social @sph-quests.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Milo got deported, and MAGA is losing its fucking mind over it. try not to laugh. open.substack.com/pub/jefftied...
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Milo got deported, and MAGA is losing its fucking mind over it. try not to laugh.
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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sph-quests.bsky.social @sph-quests.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
this week in stupid: August 29 edition open.substack.com/pub/jefftied...
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this week in stupid: August 29 edition
Natalie grins, Donny spins, and so much more...
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sph-quests.bsky.social @sph-quests.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
welcome to Lake Stupid Fucking Moron. population: one open.substack.com/pub/jefftied...
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welcome to Lake Stupid Fucking Moron. population: one
guess who it is
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
So true 👇
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sph-quests.bsky.social @sph-quests.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Canada has broken what’s left of Donny’s rotting brain open.substack.com/pub/jefftied...
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Canada has broken what’s left of Donny’s rotting brain
the poor little dipshit is having a hard time coping
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sph-quests.bsky.social @sph-quests.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Preznit Fuckwit blunders into a trade war he can’t win. does that sound familiar? open.substack.com/pub/jefftied...
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Preznit Fuckwit blunders into a trade war he can’t win. does that sound familiar?
the dumbest history repeats itself
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sph-quests.bsky.social @sph-quests.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
no one gives a shit about your Grand Prix race, you out-of-touch fuck open.substack.com/pub/jefftied...
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no one gives a shit about your Grand Prix race, you out-of-touch fuck
fix the country you broke, imbecile
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sph-quests.bsky.social @sph-quests.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
no one gives a shit about your White House helipad, you out-of-touch fuck open.substack.com/pub/jefftied...
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no one gives a shit about your White House helipad, you out-of-touch fuck
fix the country you broke, asshole
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The Democratic Coalition @thedemcoalition.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Great idea - the MITCH Act! FACT: Since he entered the Senate in 1985, Moscow Mitch McConnell has voted against creating or expanding medical leave — paid and unpaid — at least 23 times. Read more here: bit.ly/3Sdtmis #FightTheRight
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Brent Toderian @brenttoderian.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
“Air pollution fell substantially as Paris restricted car traffic and made way for parks, people-streets and bike-lanes.” Better for the climate, better for health, better for livability and quality of life. Common sense. Such a no-brainer, it’s remarkable that more cities HAVEN’T done the same.
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Paris said au revoir to cars. Air pollution maps reveal a dramatic change.
Air pollution fell substantially as the city restricted car traffic and made way for parks and bike lanes.
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TrumpsTaxes @trumpstaxes.com · 20/08/2026
I never want to hear another Republican mention the words ‘debt’ or ‘deficit’ ever again. apnews.com/article/trea...
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The US national debt now stands at $40 trillion
The national debt has surpassed a record $40 trillion, highlighting the impact of defense costs, social programs, and interest on the deficit.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Natalie Harp, the child aide being viciously attacked for being a helpless young girl, is 35 years old.
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B @b3355.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Basic Math is Not “Her Thing” #VoteBlue #SouthCarolina
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 20/08/2026
perfect synopsis of modern Republicanism
Darline Graham: I tripped up on one question last night, regarding Taiwan. I don't speak politician. I was just honest. Of course, Taiwan is our friend. But I think people in South Carolina are more worried about boys in girls sports.
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The Lincoln Project @lincolnproject.us · 18/08/2026
Since Sunday Trump has told you not to believe our own US soliders on the USS Lincoln, and that he trusts Kim Jong Un over our own allies South Korea. Trump is the Communist.
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sph-quests.bsky.social @sph-quests.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Admiral Bone Spurs hates his sailors open.substack.com/pub/jefftied...
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Admiral Bone Spurs hates his sailors
the crew aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln deserve better than this
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sph-quests.bsky.social @sph-quests.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Judge Sullivan Has Had Enough joycevance.substack.com/p/judge-sull...
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Judge Sullivan Has Had Enough
Today, Judge Emmett Sullivan in the District of Columbia held a status conference in Phang v.
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sph-quests.bsky.social @sph-quests.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
MAGA shits its own pants, blames Joe Biden open.substack.com/pub/jefftied...
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MAGA shits its own pants, blames Joe Biden
spoiler alert: he didn’t do that
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sph-quests.bsky.social @sph-quests.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
August 13, 2026 heathercoxrichardson.substack.com/p/august-13-...
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August 13, 2026
Today Trump’s handpicked Kennedy Center board voted to put Trump’s name back on the Kennedy Center, this time in letters saying the building was “Restored and Renovated by President Donald J.
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sph-quests.bsky.social @sph-quests.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Mike Lindell won’t quit, Karoline Leavitt does quit, and and Liddle Marco Big-Shoes gets left behind open.substack.com/pub/jefftied...
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Mike Lindell won’t quit, Karoline Leavitt does quit, and and Liddle Marco Big-Shoes gets left behind
further tales of Republican dumbfuckery
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sph-quests.bsky.social @sph-quests.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Abdul El-Sayed, fuck yeah open.substack.com/pub/jefftied...
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Abdul El-Sayed, fuck yeah
and fuck yeah, Democratic Socialists
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sph-quests.bsky.social @sph-quests.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
a war, but with morons open.substack.com/pub/jefftied...
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a war, but with morons
how the fuck do you miscount missiles?
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ravenalessia.bsky.social @ravenalessia.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Beyond the IRS immunity deal, Blanche’s confirmation is a slap in the face of the women victimized by Trump and Epstein, the Department of Justice and now House and Senate Republicans. Their contempt for the victims palpable. Their contempt for women in general a fact. We will never forget.
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Lilith’s Karmic Revenge @happyluddite.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I say we put some atheists on the court just to balance this shit out. ⚖️ Now THAT would cause a real stir !
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Wicked Witch: Time to Add Some Shit
ALT: Wicked Witch: Time to Add Some Shit
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Phil @resistmagafascism.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
That is why the primary and immediate 1st order of business of a Democratic Congress and POTUS is to increase the size of the SCOTUS and begin bribery proceedings against Thomas and Alito. That will keep them reeling while we set things right.
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