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Spew Spewitt

@spewspewitt.bsky.social
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FDT. FEM. FMJ. FJDV. FSM. FSCOTUS. FTB Voting is everything. Never take democracy for granted.

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Spew Spewitt @spewspewitt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How could we have known Michael?
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Spew Spewitt @spewspewitt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Kalshi Crowd ain’t putting their money on Sununu. But yes, break your piggy bank for Adam Hamilton!
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Spew Spewitt @spewspewitt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Susan Collins in the oval office holding a Maga hat.   
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Spew Spewitt @spewspewitt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Receipts.
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Spew Spewitt @spewspewitt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The “Hell” we went through:
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Spew Spewitt @spewspewitt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Mike Huckabee is Marco Rubio according to Google’s AI…. 🙄
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Spew Spewitt @spewspewitt.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Tom Cotton looks older than 49…
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Spew Spewitt @spewspewitt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
@the-downballot.com This is why we can’t have nice things. #LarryHogan
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Spew Spewitt @spewspewitt.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The leopards won’t eat my face. Right?
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Spew Spewitt @spewspewitt.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
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Spew Spewitt @spewspewitt.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
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Spew Spewitt @spewspewitt.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Keisha is more favored to win against Rick than Burt. Good news for Dems.
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Spew Spewitt @spewspewitt.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
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Spew Spewitt @spewspewitt.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Did you see his handle was briefly “awhiteman”? What?
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Spew Spewitt @spewspewitt.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Did Spencer Pratt celebrate too soon? He could get locked out!
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Spew Spewitt @spewspewitt.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
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Spew Spewitt @spewspewitt.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
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Spew Spewitt @spewspewitt.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Let’s make sure to make them feel “welcome” 😈
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Spew Spewitt @spewspewitt.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Jeff Bezos sucks.
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Spew Spewitt @spewspewitt.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
You can be mad at Joe Biden and grateful for Joe Biden at the same time. Same goes for Kamala and Hillary. It’s all complicated.
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Spew Spewitt @spewspewitt.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
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Spew Spewitt @spewspewitt.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Does this remind anyone else of those special levels in Super Mario World for SNES?
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Spew Spewitt @spewspewitt.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
This is how I spent my Cinco de Mayo. @trumpstaxes.com. Go @jenjordanga.bsky.social and Miracle Rankin!
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Spew Spewitt @spewspewitt.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
What would you say to Greg Abbott if you could?
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Spew Spewitt @spewspewitt.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Here’s the problem. If we manage to elect a Democratic trifecta in 2028, no one‘s going to care who the governor of Virginia is in 2029. That’s how Glenn Youngkins happen.
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Spew Spewitt @spewspewitt.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
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Spew Spewitt @spewspewitt.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I’m all for long-term planning but COME ON!!! This is bed-wetting on steroids. Focus on the elections happening NOW.
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Spew Spewitt @spewspewitt.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
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Spew Spewitt @spewspewitt.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
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Spew Spewitt @spewspewitt.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Dunkin’s new OBSESSION with protein gives me major ick.
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Spew Spewitt @spewspewitt.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
“But…but…I won every swing state!!!!….”
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Spew Spewitt @spewspewitt.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Not necessarily. We’ll see.
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Spew Spewitt @spewspewitt.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
@trumpstaxes.com I did my small part. Fingers crossed.
$20 Donation to Taylor Rehmet
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Spew Spewitt @spewspewitt.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
“You’re definitely giving me a pardon, right?” - Noem at the 2 hour WH meeting.
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Spew Spewitt @spewspewitt.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Florida shouldn’t rest so easy this year. After all, 2026 rhymes with 2018 almost exactly and…
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Spew Spewitt @spewspewitt.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
The markets think this is a foregone flip.
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Spew Spewitt @spewspewitt.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
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Spew Spewitt @spewspewitt.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Just early voted for @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social to be the next mayor of NYC! New Yorkers, it’s time to show up! Vote now!
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Spew Spewitt @spewspewitt.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
NSFW
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Spew Spewitt @spewspewitt.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Yep. April 13th. Maybe it’s twice-annual.
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Spew Spewitt @spewspewitt.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
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Spew Spewitt @spewspewitt.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
IYKYK
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Spew Spewitt @spewspewitt.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
@nytimes.com You are FAILING your readers. “Newsom Held An Event…”. Explain more in the headline.
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Spew Spewitt @spewspewitt.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
But not her.
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Spew Spewitt @spewspewitt.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
You see this? @nytpitchbot.bsky.social
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Spew Spewitt @spewspewitt.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
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Spew Spewitt @spewspewitt.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Incorrect. During his first term, he was net negative in early February.
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Spew Spewitt @spewspewitt.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
And I’m over here being petty. 💅
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Spew Spewitt @spewspewitt.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
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Spew Spewitt @spewspewitt.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Judge?? Looks like a dude with a backpack to me…. 🤷‍♂️
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