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Spencer L Lane

@spencerllane.bsky.social
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The Green Bear on BlueSky Defending my people and the World from stupid since 2006. #SmallBearsNeedBeer

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Spencer L Lane @spencerllane.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
We was ATTACKED by a big loud sucky thing. Send cookies. And whisky.
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Spencer L Lane @spencerllane.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Small bears need birra. #SmallBearsNeedBeer
A green bear holds a pint of Birra Moretti. He's wearing a badge that says #SmallBearsNeedBeer
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Spencer L Lane @spencerllane.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Don't tell our person, but Barry, Linus, and visiting Big Ted have a surprise.
Three brown teddy bears are holding two things that may or may not be birthday cards and they will deny it if you say anything.
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Spencer L Lane @spencerllane.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Hi everyone! I have brandy! But not for the usual reason. Our person made chocolate mousse this morning and we wanted to make a tribute to #MasterChefSheep (we miss you, Truffles! 💚) So come along with us on this special edition of #MasterChefBear
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Spencer L Lane @spencerllane.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Here's Bernard channelling his cousin Uncle Pete as he tries out this beer. It was my regrettable duty to inform him it's Foster's. Cc @mrquacks1.bsky.social
A green teddy bear and a white stuffed sheep are observing a glass of beer.
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Spencer L Lane @spencerllane.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Sound Check bear! It's tough when the rest of the band is off somewhere else.
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Spencer L Lane @spencerllane.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
It's Election Day here in Australia. And I went to help my Other Person vote. #BearsAtThePolls #DemocracyBear
A small green bear sits in the voting booth, holding a pencil while considering the green House Ballot paper, white Senate Ballot paper, and the How to Vote pamphlets from each of the candidates.
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Spencer L Lane @spencerllane.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Happy Election Day Canada! I hope you make a good decision.
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Spencer L Lane @spencerllane.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Way to go, Wisconsin! Way to go, Senator Booker! Keep up the good work.
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Spencer L Lane @spencerllane.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Nude bear. Don't care.
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Spencer L Lane @spencerllane.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Time to remind people about a few things: Be the person your dog already thinks you are and your bear knows you can be. Don't be like your cat. Cats are assholes. Do what you want so long as it doesn't hurt anyone else. And if doing what you want does hurt someone else, why are you doing it?
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Spencer L Lane @spencerllane.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
I have beer!
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Spencer L Lane @spencerllane.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Ah, memories!
Screenshot of Bluesky telling me I joined 2 hours ago.
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oliver @oliverbear.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
We're getting the band back together.
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Spencer L Lane @spencerllane.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Mind you, I almost didn't get in...
Screen shot of the Blue Sky sign-up page with a checkbox that says "I am human." 

Only, I'm not human. I'm a bear. A green bear. 

Hey, you get up to 2000 characters in alt text. That's almost 7 times what you can get in a post. 

I'm not calling them skeets. That sounds yucky. My other person says they should be called Skytes. That's partly because to skite is to brag in old Australian slang. 

Say Hi if you read or listened this far. 

And remember: Small bears need beer!
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Spencer L Lane @spencerllane.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I have joined the X-odus. The Green Bear is on BlueSky. I can see clearly now...
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