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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 1h

Can Zelenskyy replace Ken Martin as head of the DNC?

Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 15h

It took more than three months to learn Mitch McConnell is alive. It only took two days to learn Katie Zacharia didn't pass the bar exam. Baby steps.

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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 20h

Still plenty of fishermen to kill in the Caribbean.

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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 23h

I'm pretending Putin is on the ballot. Oh, wait--he is.

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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

I'm pretending Zelenskyy is on the ballot.

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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

The best slander is yet to come.

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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

"Is it your birthday today?" "Yes. The book 'Winnie-the-Pooh' by A.A. Milne was published 100 years ago." (pause) "Is Trump still president?" "Yes." "Fuck!"

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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Cross courtesy of The Leavitt Collection™.

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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

For any of you in the vicinity of Los Angeles, “Showstopper,” a musical I co-wrote, returns to the Whitefire Theatre tomorrow, October 15, at 8PM. Check it out! Tickets are available at: whitefire.stagey.net/projects/151...

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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Waiting for Hegseth to announce a livestream pre-show of the Hasan firing squad doing warm-up executions on random death row prisoners.

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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

She was entering her Leona Helmsley phase.

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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Nothing is wrong with it! (Especially Nimoy's delivery of "Logic is a wreath of pretty flowers which smell bad.")

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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

"Who's On First?" has nothing on this.

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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

At the very least, we'll see if those testosterone shots have been working.

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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

I didn't guess the October surprise would be confusion about a new press secretary's passing the bar exam in the United States.

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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

And that looked/looks like a very official photo, not a shot by some random person.

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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Just wondering (and depending on whether you spoke with them): Were they just there out of curiosity, or to deliberately rile things up?

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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Not just your view! (It's tough when it comes to Beatles albums...I guess whichever one you're listening to becomes one of the greatest albums ever made.)

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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

It's so hard to imagine--being a wee bit young to have been aware of The Beatles when "Sgt. Pepper" was released in 1967--what audiences must have thought while listening to this. (And every Beatles song, I guess.)

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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Does every Trump female appointee/hanger-on go to Dr. Jaffe from "Brazil"?

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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

I could have gone with Britney Spears' head exploding...

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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Then she can wear a beard/goatee, so no one will look at her neck.

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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

"Warning. Warp core breach a lot sooner than you think."

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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Appreciated, but alas, ignored by the people who should be paying attention.

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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Karoline Leavitt should lend her a spare cross necklace.

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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Katie Zacharia holds her first White House press conference.

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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Had a Trump supporter been attacked at a Democratic rally, ICE and the National Guard would have been called in and our two remaining Tomahawk missiles would have been fired on the crowd.

abc7.com

Protester attacked by multiple attendees at Trump rally in Ohio

A protester was attacked by multiple attendees during President Donald Trump's rally in Ohio on Tuesday night, according to video from the scene.

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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Translation: It's okay that Russia and China are helping Iran, but they really aren't, so I'm a traitor and a moron.

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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

It took me years to learn that Mongo Santamaria was a Cuban bandleader.

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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Denzel Washington never said this and a cursory ten-second online fact check easily proves it. So Mr. Washington, if you see this, please feel free to go all "Training Day" on Trump.

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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

55 years ago today, Andrew Lloyd Webber's and Tim Rice's "Jesus Christ Superstar" debuted on Broadway at the Mark Hellinger Theatre. Hosanna, hey sanna, sanna sanna ho! (BTW, Glenn Close will be playing King Herod in a London revival, in January 2027.)

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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

There are zero wars that Trump has stopped!

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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

"Religion is PowerLime Taffy for the masses."

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