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Speed Bump

@speedbumpdotorg.bsky.social
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//Age:29// Everybodys favorite little gamer causing all sorts of shenanigans

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Speed Bump @speedbumpdotorg.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'm watching it later today and I'm genuinely excited. Capcom has been cooking lately so I'm trusting the process with this movie. This and Street Fighter are definitely on my list
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Speed Bump @speedbumpdotorg.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Happyness of bartday
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Speed Bump @speedbumpdotorg.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Is it like turning the Gameboy contrast dial all the way down?
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
One of the greatest line reads of all time. Tim Curry for Command And Conquer, clearly it was a one and done and he could barely stop laughing at the ridiculousness of the line. Perfection
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Speed Bump @speedbumpdotorg.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
What the actual fuck! Tim Curry passed away too?! 😭 I'm so heartbroken right now. Rest in peace. They need to stop taking away all the legends
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Speed Bump @speedbumpdotorg.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Rest in peace Dolly Parton. Actual legend and a great example of a person.
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Speed Bump @speedbumpdotorg.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Ooooh! Those are really good choices. I usually roll with Tryce as my secondary and Vinyl's design absolutely fucks. Tho it's hard to find a design I don't enjoy in the game
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Speed Bump @speedbumpdotorg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Bomb Rush Cyberfunk. I gotta know who you main in these streets. Personally I'm a Mesh main
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Speed Bump @speedbumpdotorg.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Something went wrong along the way
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Speed Bump @speedbumpdotorg.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Went to go buy the SpongeBob movie. Came home with Crank 😔
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Speed Bump @speedbumpdotorg.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Hi, I have a couple of questions. The most important one being what inspired you to create the controversial minion giving birth chapter and how will this be implemented into the anime?
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Speed Bump @speedbumpdotorg.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Hyperfunk has me so excited. Reptile Games just keep releasing nothing but bangers
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Speed Bump @speedbumpdotorg.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
People be playing dungeons and dragons. I'm playing homosexuals and hemorrhoids
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Speed Bump @speedbumpdotorg.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Omg same. Every time I see a little friend I point, ahh, and wave with a big smile.
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Speed Bump @speedbumpdotorg.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I need a hurting cheeseburger actually. Keeps me grounded
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Speed Bump @speedbumpdotorg.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
M!)"9+;
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Speed Bump @speedbumpdotorg.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Magic the Gathering deck that just gives you blue balls send message
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Speed Bump @speedbumpdotorg.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
It's not easy being the harvester of ball stink 😭
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Speed Bump @speedbumpdotorg.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Damn. 😔 i always knew in my little gamer heart but didn't want to admit it
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Speed Bump @speedbumpdotorg.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I wanna move
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Speed Bump @speedbumpdotorg.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The most depressing part of it all is people want a million dollars just to pay off their student loans and afford a house
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Speed Bump @speedbumpdotorg.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
To the people who don't mind the idea of PlayStation going digital only. My Switch 2's battery is fucked due to God knows what and there is a really good chance I'm loosing all of my digital content. If this can happen to me this can definitely happen to you too. No matter the company
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Speed Bump @speedbumpdotorg.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Coming home to my Switch 2 being broken has to be one of the most nasty personal things that could happen to me this fucked up year. I genuinely want this all to be done
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Speed Bump @speedbumpdotorg.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Where do you even get those? I need a pair yesterday
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Speed Bump @speedbumpdotorg.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I think a mouth full of hot dogs would set me down the right path today
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Speed Bump @speedbumpdotorg.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I make this while I'm playing Counter Strike or Mario Kart World online
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Speed Bump @speedbumpdotorg.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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Speed Bump @speedbumpdotorg.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Hey gang. My Guilty Gear friend has decided to make like my dad and abandon me to make a new family somewhere else so I'm looking to fill this position. Hit me up if you want easy wins against an ass Happy Chaos player.
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Speed Bump @speedbumpdotorg.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
It looks like it would taste like runtz
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Speed Bump @speedbumpdotorg.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I heard they bite unwashed toes
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Speed Bump @speedbumpdotorg.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Hey uuuuugh Speed Bump from Bluesky. com here. I don't think these are supposed to be here yet
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Speed Bump @speedbumpdotorg.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Oh yeah forehead? Why don't you come over here so I can turn your limbs into lawn decorations
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Speed Bump @speedbumpdotorg.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I need to stop crying being so sentimental right now. I need to put on Limp Bizkit and put my dick in an ant hill like a real man
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Speed Bump @speedbumpdotorg.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Go play Neo TWEWY this game does not get the love it deserves
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Speed Bump @speedbumpdotorg.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
You know that feeling when you screwed up bad? I wish i did things much differently
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Speed Bump @speedbumpdotorg.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I just recently picked up Cruis'n Blast on physical and why did no one tell me this game was so fun?! It's like if pork rinds were a video game
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Speed Bump @speedbumpdotorg.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I'm tired of talking freaky and "favors" for snacks. I need someone in my life who will play Hydro Thunder on the ps1 with me and share a Little Caesars pep and crazy combo
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Speed Bump @speedbumpdotorg.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Brave of you to talk to me like that, lookin like you're walking around with an ass full of turds
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Speed Bump @speedbumpdotorg.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I think it's really funny people think people from back in the day were these incredibly tough beings. Like dog, you could wake up, lose chance time, and shit yourself to death because we didn't have the medicine at that point
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Speed Bump @speedbumpdotorg.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
It's a good thing I'm not rich. I would have a fucked up peewees playhouse room. Like a room full of colorful and whimsical objects to the point it somehow pisses you off
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Speed Bump @speedbumpdotorg.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Yes. I love being woken up to bum fucks from outer space banging on my door asking if I have a light and nothing more. Definitely doesn't make me want to turn their house a canvas covered in blood and body parts Gang. If you are cursed of brain cell. Please never do this.
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Speed Bump @speedbumpdotorg.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I need to be compensated in an incredibly large amount of meatballs to make up for the awful pain this year has caused me
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Speed Bump @speedbumpdotorg.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Pluto condom figure has hit my vision today so I'm torturing you too
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Speed Bump @speedbumpdotorg.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I absolutely think we should have these games easily accessible that isn't just emulation and it sucks that horror games get the worst treatment. Also the splatterhouse games should be available for me to buy right now why are they not?
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Speed Bump @speedbumpdotorg.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Well there was the original clock tower that was kinda remastered somewhat recently and Capcom might get a little quirky one day so never say never but rule of rose is gonna be a tough one for sure. Do know that you are absolutely speaking true right now
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Speed Bump @speedbumpdotorg.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
God, right?! I know this is close to ps1 but still, do you know what I would do for a remake of Echo Night?
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Speed Bump @speedbumpdotorg.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
They should give me twenty beers to see what results may lie in the aftermath
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Speed Bump @speedbumpdotorg.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Words genuinely cannot describe how upsetting this is to me. I jumped out of my seat today about this only to find this out later has got to be one of the most soul crushing experiences I've ever felt. I don't care if it takes longer, please get rid of AI and hire artists
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Speed Bump @speedbumpdotorg.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Question is are you gonna kinda befriend their son later on in life?
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Speed Bump @speedbumpdotorg.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
On God? Fr fr? No cap even? This information fills my heart with joys and merriment beyond an expression I can display to you
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