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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

One of the greatest line reads of all time. Tim Curry for Command And Conquer, clearly it was a one and done and he could barely stop laughing at the ridiculousness of the line. Perfection

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Speed Bump @speedbumpdotorg.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

What the actual fuck! Tim Curry passed away too?! 😭 I'm so heartbroken right now. Rest in peace. They need to stop taking away all the legends

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Speed Bump @speedbumpdotorg.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Rest in peace Dolly Parton. Actual legend and a great example of a person.

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Speed Bump @speedbumpdotorg.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Something went wrong along the way

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Speed Bump @speedbumpdotorg.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Went to go buy the SpongeBob movie. Came home with Crank 😔

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Speed Bump @speedbumpdotorg.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

People be playing dungeons and dragons. I'm playing homosexuals and hemorrhoids

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Speed Bump @speedbumpdotorg.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Magic the Gathering deck that just gives you blue balls send message

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Speed Bump @speedbumpdotorg.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

It's not easy being the harvester of ball stink 😭

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Speed Bump @speedbumpdotorg.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

The most depressing part of it all is people want a million dollars just to pay off their student loans and afford a house

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Speed Bump @speedbumpdotorg.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

To the people who don't mind the idea of PlayStation going digital only. My Switch 2's battery is fucked due to God knows what and there is a really good chance I'm loosing all of my digital content. If this can happen to me this can definitely happen to you too. No matter the company

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Speed Bump @speedbumpdotorg.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Coming home to my Switch 2 being broken has to be one of the most nasty personal things that could happen to me this fucked up year. I genuinely want this all to be done

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Speed Bump @speedbumpdotorg.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

I think a mouth full of hot dogs would set me down the right path today

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Speed Bump @speedbumpdotorg.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Hey gang. My Guilty Gear friend has decided to make like my dad and abandon me to make a new family somewhere else so I'm looking to fill this position. Hit me up if you want easy wins against an ass Happy Chaos player.

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Speed Bump @speedbumpdotorg.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Hey uuuuugh Speed Bump from Bluesky. com here. I don't think these are supposed to be here yet

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Speed Bump @speedbumpdotorg.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

I need to stop crying being so sentimental right now. I need to put on Limp Bizkit and put my dick in an ant hill like a real man

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Speed Bump @speedbumpdotorg.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Go play Neo TWEWY this game does not get the love it deserves

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Speed Bump @speedbumpdotorg.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

You know that feeling when you screwed up bad? I wish i did things much differently

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Speed Bump @speedbumpdotorg.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

I'm tired of talking freaky and "favors" for snacks. I need someone in my life who will play Hydro Thunder on the ps1 with me and share a Little Caesars pep and crazy combo

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Speed Bump @speedbumpdotorg.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Brave of you to talk to me like that, lookin like you're walking around with an ass full of turds

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Speed Bump @speedbumpdotorg.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

I think it's really funny people think people from back in the day were these incredibly tough beings. Like dog, you could wake up, lose chance time, and shit yourself to death because we didn't have the medicine at that point

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Speed Bump @speedbumpdotorg.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

It's a good thing I'm not rich. I would have a fucked up peewees playhouse room. Like a room full of colorful and whimsical objects to the point it somehow pisses you off

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Speed Bump @speedbumpdotorg.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Yes. I love being woken up to bum fucks from outer space banging on my door asking if I have a light and nothing more. Definitely doesn't make me want to turn their house a canvas covered in blood and body parts Gang. If you are cursed of brain cell. Please never do this.

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Speed Bump @speedbumpdotorg.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

I need to be compensated in an incredibly large amount of meatballs to make up for the awful pain this year has caused me

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Speed Bump @speedbumpdotorg.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Pluto condom figure has hit my vision today so I'm torturing you too

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Speed Bump @speedbumpdotorg.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

They should give me twenty beers to see what results may lie in the aftermath

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Speed Bump @speedbumpdotorg.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Words genuinely cannot describe how upsetting this is to me. I jumped out of my seat today about this only to find this out later has got to be one of the most soul crushing experiences I've ever felt. I don't care if it takes longer, please get rid of AI and hire artists

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Pizzachu 🐑 @pizzachu.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Thought I'd drop a little gameplay footage of the new build considering it's so close to being done!

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Speed Bump @speedbumpdotorg.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

It's gay month!!! Everyone, get in line with your offerings and I will determine if the gift is gay enough to let you live :)

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Speed Bump @speedbumpdotorg.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Do you have a day where you are exceptionally vain and there is absolutely no way to explain why? I feel this should never happen but gods will and my unexpected ego says otherwise

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Speed Bump @speedbumpdotorg.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

How can I trust my gut when this bitch's only function is to demand for another Moe's burrito?

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Speed Bump @speedbumpdotorg.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

I think if AI is to be used for commercials or movies for profit, I think I and other artists should get a cut. Why should everybody's art and talent be used for free?

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Speed Bump @speedbumpdotorg.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Grave news gang. I'm being subjected to implosive tummy time and now there's a timer over my head

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Speed Bump @speedbumpdotorg.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Reposting my cretin because information was outdated and I'm pansexual now yippeeeeee

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Speed Bump @speedbumpdotorg.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Who wants to come to my house and finish the rest of my work? I will pay you in meatball rice meal and two hours on the Mattel Hyperscan

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Speed Bump @speedbumpdotorg.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Evil foid refuses to allow me to leave this couch

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Speed Bump @speedbumpdotorg.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

Have you ever been tired and worried and tired and scared and tired and angry and tired and stressed and tired?

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Speed Bump @speedbumpdotorg.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

They have to drop a CRT on my head so I can finally see the bigger picture

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Speed Bump @speedbumpdotorg.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

I'm a goat because I too blow raspberries and yell really loud when I think you are pretty :)

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Speed Bump @speedbumpdotorg.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Eating a bottle of horse strength laxatives and going straight to buc-ees bathroom so I can become an urban legend

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Speed Bump @speedbumpdotorg.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

I should be told I'm pretty more often

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Speed Bump @speedbumpdotorg.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Having hardcore gay sex while playing 311's down is how you unlock funky mode

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Speed Bump @speedbumpdotorg.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

They need to invent an FWA 2 and I should be there right now on god

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AdMan of the Dead @admancomics.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Always, ALWAYS listen to John Waters.

“Remember, pornographers have always been on our side. Brave, ready to fight for our rights. Smut Is our friend."

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Speed Bump @speedbumpdotorg.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Covering you in goops and oozes

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Speed Bump @speedbumpdotorg.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

I blame this doom timeline on Jontron for being a neo Nazi. They should never let people that evil be that funny

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Speed Bump @speedbumpdotorg.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

You should treat yourself and play Omega Boost. It's a space mecha game with starfox inspiration. Also it is really fun

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Speed Bump @speedbumpdotorg.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

I don't know who they are but this ASS character is killing it in arcades

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Speed Bump @speedbumpdotorg.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Yesterday I started speed running Mario 64 in public and someone proceeded to ask me what my pronouns were. I am now putting this interaction on a pedestal

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