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Spectreman

@spectreman.bsky.social
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Spooky shit, movies and music of all kinds, Star Wars, RUSH, hard rock & heavy metal, and theatre. Country music died in ‘83, sour pickles are their own food group, and I learned all of life’s lessons from The Brady Bunch. Awaiting Cthulhu’s return.

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Spectreman @spectreman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh hey, @joejustcantfit.bsky.social. @jokeherr.bsky.social was wondering if you still have the title “Ohio’s Master of the Triple-Fisted Accordion Technique”. He was scared to ask you himself because he’s such a fanboy.
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Spectreman @spectreman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
In case you haven’t seen it yet, here is Angine de Poitrine making their US TV debut. Just so we’re clear, I hate Fallon as much as I love Angine de Poitrine. When I first heard them a few months ago, I came for the theatricality but stayed for the microtonal compositions and stellar musicianship.
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Angine de Poitrine: Zugzegk | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
YouTube video by The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
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Spectreman @spectreman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Gerrit Graham was such a talent — he threw himself into every role and you could always tell he was having the time of his life. RIP, Sir. “Salutations from the other side” now takes on a different meaning. Phantom of the Paradise will be played in this house this weekend for the millionth time.
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Spectreman @spectreman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Spectreman @spectreman.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
How has this poorly made android not shorted out by now?
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Elon Musk Says Christopher Nolan Has ‘Lost His Integrity’ With ‘The Odyssey’ If Lupita Nyong’o Is Playing Helen of Troy
Elon Musk says 'The Odyssey' director Christopher Nolan 'has lost his integrity' if Lupita Nyong'o plays Helen of Troy.
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Spectreman @spectreman.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
I thought Brett Ratner died. Oh, sorry, that was his career.
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Spectreman @spectreman.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
What happened today in Minneapolis is vile and disgusting, as is their attempt to rewrite and justify what they did. I choose to believe what I see with my own eyes, from multiple angles at that. The rest is just noise and horseshit.
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Spectreman @spectreman.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
In this household, in one of the nerdiest displays known to humankind, Luke Skywalker blew up the Death Star precisely at midnight. Now it’s time for this old Jedi to go to sleep. Happy New Year, and May the Force be with you in 2026.
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Spectreman @spectreman.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
My resolution for 2026 is to say the word “fuck” 2,026 times. I should reach that goal by the end of tomorrow.
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Spectreman @spectreman.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Almost can’t believe Stranger Things will all be said and done in a couple of hours. It’s been quite an enjoyable ride, and I have a feeling the final two hours will be one hell of a rollercoaster!
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Spectreman @spectreman.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
I just can’t with these “shoppers” at Costco who block cart traffic as they stand at a sample station asking a bunch of questions and eating, then they slowly walk to the actual product just to stand there for a total of 10 seconds so they can fake interest in the product before walking away.
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Spectreman @spectreman.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
A couple of Yuletide timelines and cultures are about to collide in the best way possible — we’re about to dig into some tamales and read Victorian Christmas ghost stories to each other by candlelight.
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Spectreman @spectreman.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Until we can one day restore the name “The Kennedy Center”, let it now only be known as “The Trump and Epstein Center for the Performing Arts”.
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Spectreman @spectreman.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Using someone’s death to try and sell your “success”? Fuck that shitbag. I wish I believed in hell so I’d at least know he’d be spending an eternity there. I just have to take solace in the fact that whenever he does go, (to paraphrase George Bailey) he will die a warped, frustrated old man.
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Spectreman @spectreman.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
In my seat waiting to watch The Shining in IMAX.
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Spectreman @spectreman.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Everyone loved Bugonia (2025), right? RIGHT??
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Spectreman @spectreman.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
I’m sitting here eating peanut M&Ms like it’s candy.
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Spectreman @spectreman.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Are we still surprised Tarantino is sometimes a dickhead with shit takes? Calling Paul Dano “weak sauce,” and “the weakest fucking actor in SAG” is complete bullshit. If QT truly can’t see the talent in that man, then he should just pretend he’s already made his 10th film and GTFO the game now.
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Spectreman @spectreman.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Just think. We live in a world where some people think The Bangles’ cover of “Hazy Shade of Winter” should be on an 80s New Wave Christmas playlist.
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Spectreman @spectreman.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
“Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol” is a Thanksgiving movie.
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Spectreman @spectreman.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
I’m getting some pre-Thanksgiving yard work done.
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Spectreman @spectreman.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
You should probably get on this before Black Friday, @hoolian.bsky.social.
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Spectreman @spectreman.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
I just got my phone back from my Corgi. I caught him with it hiding behind the couch, scrubbing through the Zapruder film with his front right paw. We locked eyes, and he stared at me as if he had figured out…something.
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Spectreman @spectreman.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
This you, bro?
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Spectreman @spectreman.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Oh no! #Pluribus
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Spectreman @spectreman.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
I always use hand sanitizer before I pick my nose because I have the smarts.
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Spectreman @spectreman.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
“You're solid gold, I'll see you in hell”
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Spectreman @spectreman.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Justin, this is exactly why I didn’t want to take you to Hersheypark! Don’t you ever scare me like that again! @jokeherr.bsky.social
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Spectreman @spectreman.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Just, no.
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Sphere's Wizard of Oz Digitally Altered to Include David Zaslav's and James Dolan's Faces
The megascreen experience also features Sphere Entertainment Co. CEO James Dolan making a two second cameo.
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Spectreman @spectreman.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
“Oh, you’re so cool, Brewster!”
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Spectreman @spectreman.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
“Who puts fifty tons of shit on the Foreign Office roof?”
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Spectreman @spectreman.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
I just finished watching The Life of Chuck. What a wonderful film! I can’t believe it only made $12 million at the box office, but it goes to show you that box office returns, positive or negative, don’t mean shit.
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Spectreman @spectreman.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
The Producers (1967) is one of the few films where I can look at screenshots and laugh my ass off.
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Spectreman @spectreman.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
The Shining is a 4th of July movie.
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Spectreman @spectreman.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Pardon my language, but this heat is 100% booty.
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Spectreman @spectreman.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Yes, please! 1000x yes! I know this has been talked about for decades, so I’m hoping this time it comes to fruition.
fangoria.com
PHANTOM OF THE PARADISE Trades The Big Screen For The Stage
Musical icon Paul Williams is partnering with Sam Pressman to bring a musical adaptation of PHANTOM OF THE PARADISE to the stage.
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Spectreman @spectreman.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
I just saw this, and I immediately started crying. No, I never met him and had no direct connection to him, but that’s the power of the art he left behind. Pet Sounds will get many spins from me this week. I’ll also re-watch a film I feel is criminally overlooked, Love & Mercy (2014).
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Pitchfork @pitchfork.com · 11/06/2025
Breaking News: Brian Wilson has died
pitchfork.com
The Beach Boys’ Brian Wilson Dies at 82
The beloved musician had been living with a neurocognative disorder akin to dementia
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Spectreman @spectreman.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
ChatGPT kept losing chess to an Atari 2600, but it did come up with excuses as to why it lost.
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ChatGPT "Absolutely Wrecked" at Chess by Atari 2600 Console From 1977
Despite all its advances, ChatGPT still, seemingly, is less smart than an Atari simulator on beginner mode.
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Spectreman @spectreman.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
If these immigrants that are being arrested for deportation are no-good criminals that contribute nothing to our country, why is ICE targeting their workplaces?
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Spectreman @spectreman.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Banning THC edibles from adults is the very definition of Big Government. Congratulations, Texas Republicans. The Big Government stink is all over your shit party.
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Spectreman @spectreman.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
So excited cuz I’m finally firing up Doom: The Dark Ages! Let’s see how this goes…
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Spectreman @spectreman.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
This may be the best YouTube comment ever written.
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Spectreman @spectreman.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
You motherfuckers need to chill the fuck out.
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Spectreman @spectreman.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
I just told my dog that Steve Winwood sucks and he agreed with me.
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Spectreman @spectreman.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
It makes no sense to me that so many people waste lots of energy complaining about a TV show or film they say they have no intention of ever watching because “it sucks.” Great. Go get laid or do something else constructive with your time. Just shut the fuck up already.
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Spectreman @spectreman.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Tell me you’ve never had an orgasm without actually saying it. www.dallasobserver.com/news/texas-l...
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A Vibrator, Huh? Let's See Your ID.
Sen. Angela Paxton, Ken Paxton's wife, continues the Republican war against masturbation.
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Spectreman @spectreman.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
I’ve only watched episode 1, but The Studio on AppleTV starring Seth Rogen is perfectly cast from top to bottom. So damn funny.
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Spectreman @spectreman.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Chuck Schumer, John Fetterman, Catherine Cortez Masto, Dick Durbin, Brian Schatz, Gary Peters, Kirsten Gillibrand, Maggie Hassan, Jeanne Shaheen, Angus King: go fuck yourselves, you spineless shit pile fascist enablers. The stink of this administration is on you now too. Good luck with that.
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Spectreman @spectreman.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
If I paid him $12,500 to be his assistant for the day, does that come with a shot of penicillin?
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