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bluesky goodposter. doing my best to riff with you in the replies.

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Baby 👶 @specialbaby.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
well, this captcha to sign-in to a google meeting makes zero sense. what even is this?
a captcha with the prompt: "select things that would cost you more money than shown"

and below the prompt are a.i images of brooms, planes, basketballs, and envelopes
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Baby 👶 @specialbaby.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
wow i wonder who will win this year 🤔
A vintage sticker that says Alfa Romeo TransAmerican champion 1870 
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Baby 👶 @specialbaby.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
where for art thou fuckaas bitch ?
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Baby 👶 @specialbaby.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
🚬.       .🚬        🫦
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Baby 👶 @specialbaby.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
🚬.       .🚬        🫦
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Thoughtbarf @thoughtbarf.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
*Shuts down laptop.* I think that's enough internet for today. *Picks up phone* Let's see what the pocket-sized internet is doing.
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Baby 👶 @specialbaby.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
i got to see the real painting not just the meme.
a photo of "the treachery of images".
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Baby 👶 @specialbaby.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Ethical Naan Monogamy 🫓
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Baby 👶 @specialbaby.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Forza Horizon 6 should have vehicle weapons
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Baby 👶 @specialbaby.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
hey there mr. jambo
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Baby 👶 @specialbaby.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
this is why bluesky shouldve retained the invite system.
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Baby 👶 @specialbaby.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
someone needs to invent 4D printing
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Baby 👶 @specialbaby.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
NEW HOBBY ALERT!! finally took the time to teach myself how to do 2D printing 🤓 this tech will change everything
a man standing over a desk with a printer and papers strewn about
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Baby 👶 @specialbaby.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
jar jar binks voice: "mesa gonna jork yousa peena" 🥰
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Baby 👶 @specialbaby.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
jar jar binks voice: "mesa gonna jork yousa peena" 🥰
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Baby 👶 @specialbaby.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Ignorance is bussin
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Baby 👶 @specialbaby.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Philip K Peenar
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Baby 👶 @specialbaby.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
can we talk about dating apps?? specifically Feeld vs Hinge Hinge: 34 matches 2 actually available to meet 1 lead to spending the night and getting laid Feeld: 16 matches 11 actually available to meet 9 lead to spending the night and getting laid I think Hinge is all bots.
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Baby 👶 @specialbaby.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

also, i loathe how on apple if
you click to change a word it
always puts the cursor at the
front of the word. like no bitch
this phone doesn't let me
delete in the opposite direction
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Baby 👶 @specialbaby.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Vladimir Lemon 🍋
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Baby 👶 @specialbaby.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
they say romance is dead but my girl just gave me 32gigs of RAM
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Baby 👶 @specialbaby.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
damn baby, are you Pepsi ? because I only see when they're out of Coke.
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Baby 👶 @specialbaby.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
bluesky is nice because you can talk shit to someone for their actions and there won't be a warning that says "this looks like a post that others have flagged, would you like to edit it?"
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Baby 👶 @specialbaby.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
who up playin with they worm ? (fathers day edition)
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Baby 👶 @specialbaby.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
porn is so funny, like bro why are you only wearing a long sleeve button shirt and a baseball cap
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Baby 👶 @specialbaby.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
is anyone else getting likes on old bluesky posts and the likes are in groups of threes by a random account?
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Baby 👶 @specialbaby.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
oh cool, google image search just returns a bunch of videos now, super, just what I wanted.
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Baby 👶 @specialbaby.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
just came out to my parents as gander-nonconforming
some gooses and ganders in a field
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Baby 👶 @specialbaby.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Grape-Nuts are autism coded I don't know how to explain why
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Baby 👶 @specialbaby.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
new iphone pro mega just dropped
a woman in a red shirt holding a green iphone that is the size of her torso
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Baby 👶 @specialbaby.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
these were being sold at a farmers market, these people should be ran out of town.
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Baby 👶 @specialbaby.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
look, imma be real honest with you, I have no idea if I'm using too much or not enough powdered laundry soap.
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Baby 👶 @specialbaby.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
it's fortunate that the J can be either Jelly or Jam and PB&J still totally works. Rip preserves
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Baby 👶 @specialbaby.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
when he croaks it's going to be the biggest celebration the world has ever seen.
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Baby 👶 @specialbaby.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
in honor of mothers day I will be keeping my balls the same size they've always been
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Baby 👶 @specialbaby.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
wait, I recently listened to some sabrina carpenter (not espresso), and the songs were actually kinda fun and idk why ppl were hating on her
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Baby 👶 @specialbaby.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I keep that thang on me
a guy with a box of LU schoolboy cookies but he's pretending to pull it from his pocket like a handgun
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Baby 👶 @specialbaby.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
what ever happened to LG ? does he post here still?
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Baby 👶 @specialbaby.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
i got this blue corn waffle mix and ngl they're kinda fire
a thicc waffle
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Baby 👶 @specialbaby.bsky.social · 19/01/2024
imho the best type of activism is the type that you can never tell another living soul about
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Baby 👶 @specialbaby.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
it was him all along
a drawing of a frog on a unicycle
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Baby 👶 @specialbaby.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
kerning is my pa ssion
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Baby 👶 @specialbaby.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
guy who sings along to The Beastie Boys but only the lyrics when Adrock says "the girlies I like are underage" 🎶
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Prospero (Where are the Epstein files?) @prospero53.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
youtube.com/watch?v=JEoI...
youtube.com
Does Israel Have a ‘Right to Exist’? Mehdi Debunks This ‘Bullsh*t’ Argument
YouTube video by Zeteo
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Baby 👶 @specialbaby.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
cognitive abilitymogging some zoomers
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Baby 👶 @specialbaby.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
everyone talks about going back in time and killing baby hitler, but what about killing his mom before she gives birth, is that "morally wrong"??? 🤔
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Baby 👶 @specialbaby.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
i wonder when this app stopped requiring an invite code. anyone know when that happened? anyone?
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Baby 👶 @specialbaby.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I'm 6'2" and I'm dating a woman who is 5'0" and we were out on a date and she says "do you think that's what we look like to other people?" and points at a dad walking hand in hand with his toddler-aged daughter 🫠
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Baby 👶 @specialbaby.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
The Girl With The Crabby Ragoon
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Baby 👶 @specialbaby.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
there's this little fancy bar & restaurant that I like to go to and I just did the math on my credit card statement and I've blown $1600 there in the last two months 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ I am ashamed at my irresponsibility.
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